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heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 01-12-2002 @ 12:33 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
What song says a lot about you? What song do you want to make people hear and think of you?

Witchy Woman

Raven hair and ruby lips
sparks fly from her finger tips
Echoed voices in the night
she's a restless spirit on an endless flight
wooo hooo witchy woman, see how
high she flies
woo hoo witchy woman she got
the moon in her eye
She held me spellbound in the night
dancing shadows and firelight
crazy laughter in another
room and she drove herself to madness
with a silver spoon
woo hoo witchy woman see how high she flies
woo hoo witchy woman she got the moon in her eye
Well I know you want a lover,
let me tell your brother, she's been sleeping
in the Devil's bed.
And there's some rumors going round
someone's underground
she can rock you in the nighttime
'til your skin turns red
woo hoo witchy woman
see how high she flies
woo hoo witchy woman
she got the moon in her eye



New member of Maynard's School of I HATE YOU.

My table's been set for but seven. Just last year I dined with eleven. God damn ye merry gentlemen.
Mr. Brownstone
posted on 01-12-2002 @ 2:49 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Weird Al Yankovich - Pretty Fly For A Rabbi

(How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!
(How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!
(How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!
(How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!
And all the goyim say I'm pretty fly for a rabbi

Meccha leccha hi, meccha hiney hiney ho

Our temple's had a fair share of rabbis in the past
But most of'em were nudniks and none of'em would last
But ournew guy's real kosher, I think he'll do the trick
I tell ya, he's to die for - he really knows his shtick

So how's by you? Have you seen this Jew?
Reads the Torah, does his own accounting too
Working' like a dog at the synagogue
He's there all day, he's there all day
Just say 'Vay is mir!' and he'll kick into gear
He'll bring you lots of cheer and maybe bagels with some shmeer
Just grab your yarmulka and
Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing!

(How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!
(How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!
(How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!
(How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!
And all the goyim say I'm pretty fly (for a rabbi)

He shops at discount stores, not just any will suffice
He has to find a bargain 'cause he won't pay retail price
He never acts meshugga and he's hardly a schlemiel
But if you wanna haggle, oy, he'll make you such a deal!

People used to scoff, now they say 'Mazel tov!'
He's such a macher 'cause he worked his tuchis off
Yeah, he keeps his cool and teaches shul
What's not to like? What's not to like?
Oh high holy days, you know he prays and prays
And he never eats pastrami on white break with mayonnaise
Put on your yarmulka and
Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing!

When he's doing a Bar Mitzvah, now that you shouldn't miss
He'll always shlep on down for a wedding or a briss
They say he's got a lot of chutzpah, he's really quite hhhhhip
The parnets pay the moyl and he gets to keep the tip!

(How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!
(How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!
(How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!
(How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!

Meccha leccha hi, meccha meccha cholly ho

He's doin' well, I gotta kvell
The yentas love him, even shicksas think he's swell
Show up at his home, he says, 'Shalom!'
And 'Have some cake-You want some cake?'
Yeah he calls the shots, we really love him lots
Oy gevalt, I'm so ferklempt that I could plotz!
So grab your yarmulka--
The one you got for Chanukah--
Let's put on our yarmulkas and--
Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing!





This space for sale.


I see stupid people...They're everywhere...They don't know they're stupid...
prototype
posted on 01-12-2002 @ 4:01 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
Eye of the Tiger.

USA
Bin Laden is a dead man
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posted on 01-12-2002 @ 9:30 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
The End
(Lennon/McCartney)


Oh yeah, all right
Are you going to be in my dreams
Tonight?

And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make




Hoo Hoo... I Invented LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!



GonzoStyle
posted on 01-12-2002 @ 12:09 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
ENTRAILS RIPPED FROM A VIRGIN'S CUNT

Alive alone now that they've gone dead but unburied
I've seen it unfold, terrible scenes of agony
Eyes in the darkness
Echoing their madness
The sights that have passed before them
Watching as though it has never happened
Now I only listen to what is not spoken
Murder, hatred
Anger, Savage
Killings I have caused
more than can be counted
orgies of sadism
And sexual perversion
Virgin
Tied to my mattress
Legs spread wide
Ruptured bowel, yanked
From her insides
Devirginized with my knife
Internally bleeding
Vagina, secreting
her blood-wet pussy
I am eating
on her guts I am feeding
Mutilated with a machete
I fucked her dead body
The first and last
Your life's only romance
My knife's jammed in your ass
As you die you orgasm
Pass on to the dead
Nerve trembling convulsions
No longer looking human
I never see them, but I know they're there
Locked in my subconscious
Obscene memories I thought I'd forgotten
Haunting unrealities
Tear at me
Hold her arms
Her mouth taped shut
Screams unheard
Out pour her guts
Layers of flesh peeling away
Languish in your own decay
descriptions of my killings
bone chilling
Terror, tear, her
Virgin cunt
Virgins are my victims
Their tight interiors I explore
Sharpened utensils of torture
Now inserted inside of her
Sex organs extracted for eating
On her liver I am gnawing
Forbidden lust for guts
Ripped from her cunt
Tears of blood cry down her thigh
I ram my fist inside her hole
From her crotch piss now flows
Rectum filled with shit
I fucked her emptied body
Until she became stiff






I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.

Thanks Gooch for The Sig


Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 01-12-2002 @ 12:44 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
One of those things I wish I had written myself.

Behind Blue Eyes

No one knows what it's like
To be the bad man
To be the sad man
Behind blue eyes

No one knows what it's like
To be hated
To be fated
To telling only lies

But my dreams
They aren't as empty
As my conscience seems to be

I have hours, only lonely
My love is vengeance
That's never free

No one knows what it's like
To feel these feelings
Like I do
And I blame you

No one bites back as hard
On their anger
None of my pain and woe
Can show through

But my dreams
They aren't as empty
As my conscience seems to be

I have hours, only lonely
My love is vengeance
That's never free

When my fist clenches, crack it open
Before I use it and lose my cool
When I smile, tell me some bad news
Before I laugh and act like a fool

If I swallow anything evil
Put your finger down my throat
If I shiver, please give me a blanket
Keep me warm, let me wear your coat

No one knows what it's like
To be the bad man
To be the sad man
Behind blue eyes



I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands
GonzoStyle
posted on 01-12-2002 @ 12:50 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Sometimes I guess this is how I feel about me.


The Fool On The Hill
(Lennon/McCartney)


Day after day alone on the hill,
The man with the foolish grin is keeping perfectly still,
But nobody wants to know him,
They can see that he's just a fool,
And he never gives an answer,
But the fool on the hill
Sees the sun going down,
And the eyes in his head,
See the world spinning around.

Well on his way his head in a cloud,
The man of a thousand voices talking percetly loud
But nobody ever hears him,
Or the sound he appears to make,
And he never seems to notice,
But the fool on the hill . . .
Nobody seems to like him
They can tell what he wants to do.
And he never shows his feelings,
But the fool on the hill . . .





I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.

Thanks Gooch for The Sig




This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 1-12-02 @ 12:54 PM
Maynard
posted on 01-12-2002 @ 12:52 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
I'll Hate You Better
Suicidal Tendencies


In this world without harmony
Where there's no peace and there's no sanity
I can still survive and survive peacefully
Until that moment when you crash down on me

'Cause I'll
I'll hate you better
'Cause I'll
I'll hate you better

You better watch how you direct your hate
Or you'll receive part of my natural trait
Before you send off you just better wait
'Cause I ain't got time not to retaliate

I'll, I'll hate you better
I'll hate you better

I'm not trying to threaten or to deceive
I'm just enlightening you so you won't be naive
I'll tell you one thing that you better believe
My hate is better to give than receive

'Cause I'll
I'll hate you better
'Cause I'll
I'll hate you better

I'll, I'll hate you better



I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee).

WoRMFACE
posted on 01-12-2002 @ 1:00 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
The Cloud Song
by
Rudimentary Peni

The black cloud gathers
and it smothers my brain
As I cry another tear
In this struggle of pain
Another hurdle to clear
Is it all the same
Is the conquest of pain
My only aim

This pain has got to stop
its eatiing into me
My apathy upholds this misery
This hatred for myself will destroy me
If I dont start to give it the love it needs

Have you ever realised you must love yourself
If you dont, how can you love anybody else
Nobody can reach you through your personal hell
you'll just eat yourself away in your tortured shell


Angry Young Man
By
Billy Joel

There's a place in the world for the angry young man
With his working class ties and his radical plans
He refuses to bend he refuses to crawl
And he's always at home with his back to the wall
And he's proud of his scars and the battles he's lost
And struggles and bleeds as he hangs on his cross
And likes to be known as the angry young man

Give a moment or two to the angry young man
With his foot in his mouth and his heart in his hand
He's been stabbed in the back he's been misunderstood
It's a comfort to know his intentions are good
And he sits in his room with a lock on the door
With his maps and his medals laid out on the floor
And he likes to be known as the angry young man

I believe I've passed the age of consciousness and righteous rage
I found that just surviving was a noble fight
I once believed in causes too
I had my pointless point of view
And life went on no matter who was wrong or right

And there's always a place for the angry young man
With his fist in the air and his head in the sand
And he's never been able to learn from mistakes
So he can't understand why his heart always breaks
And his honor is pure and his courage is well
And he's fair and he's true and he's boring as hell
And he'll go to the grave as an angry old man

Yes there's always a place for the angry young man
With his working class ties and his radical plans
He refuses to bend he refuses to crawl
And he's always at home with his back to the wall
And he's proud of his scars and the battles he's lost
And struggles and bleeds as he hangs on his cross
And likes to be known as the angry young man





My sig nah tore pic tore ees gawn


This message was edited by WoRMFACE on 1-12-02 @ 1:13 PM
Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 01-12-2002 @ 4:22 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
"Diary Of A Madman"

(Osbourne - Rhoads - Daisley - Kerslake)

Screaming at the window
Watch me die another day
Hopeless situation endless price I have to pay

Sanity now it's beyond me there's no choice

Diary of a madman
Walk the line again today
Entries of confusion
Dear diary I'm here to stay.

Manic depression befriends me
Hear his voice
Sanity now it's beyond me
There's no choice.

A sickened mind and spirit
The mirror tells me lies
Could I mistake myself for someone
Who lives behind my eyes
Will he escape my soul
Or will he live in me
Is he tryin' to get out or tryin' to enter me.

Voices in the darkness
Scream away my mental health
Can I ask a question
To help me save me from myself

Enemies fill up the pages
Are they me
Monday till sunday in stages



AIM



Sephiroth
posted on 01-12-2002 @ 4:29 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Fuck Armageddon... This Is Hell

there's people out there that say I'm no good,
cause I don't believe the things that I should,
and when the final conflict comes, I'll be so sorry I did wrong,
and hope and pray that our lord god will think I'm good
countries manufacture bombs and guns
to kill your brother for something that he hasn't even done
smog is ruining my lungs, but they aren't sorry they've done wrong,
they hide behind their lies that they're helping everyone
in the end the good will go to heaven up above,
the bad will perish in the depths of hell
how can hell be any worse when life alone is such a curse?
fuck armageddon, this is hell
we're living in the denoument of the battle's gripping awe,
so what's the use of being good to satisfy them all?
how could hell be any worse? life alone is such a curse!
fuck armageddon, this is hell



Sephy-Z, Pimp Daddy Charlie.

Trust is a weakness, Betrayal is the hidden blade.
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KILLER JAPANESE SEIZURE ROBOTS
virgingrrl
and i am apologizing now for the spelling errors, its 34 am and im drunk, so no time for spell check! Gotcha, SLASH i'll mmmm momo all i want! and you cant stop me!
posted on 01-12-2002 @ 4:43 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
people better think about me when they hear this song, after all, it is all about me :)

Kate
ben folds five

She plays wipeout on the drums
the squirrels and the birds come
Gather around to sing the guitar
Oh I...have you got nothing to say

When all words fail she speaks
Her mix tape's a masterpiece
Walks through the garden
so the roses can see
Oh I...have you got nothing to say
And you can see the daisies
in her footsteps
Dandelions, butterflies
I wanna be Kate

Everyday she wars the same thing
I think she smokes pot
She's everything I need, She's everything I'm not
Oh. I...
Have you got nothing to say

She never gets wet
She smiles and it's a rainbow
And she speaks and she breathes
I wanna be Kate

Down by the Rosemary and Cameron
She hands out the
Bhagaved Gita
I see her around every couple days
I wanna meet her so that
I can say...hey Kate







...You look like a perfect fit
for a grrl in need of a tourniquet
But can you save me
Come on and save me
If you could save me
From the ranks
of the freaks
who suspect
they could never love anyone...

GonzoStyle
posted on 01-12-2002 @ 5:09 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

She never gets wet



That can pose a problem VG.




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.

Thanks Gooch for The Sig


virgingrrl
and i am apologizing now for the spelling errors, its 34 am and im drunk, so no time for spell check! Gotcha, SLASH i'll mmmm momo all i want! and you cant stop me!
posted on 01-12-2002 @ 5:13 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

That can pose a problem VG.



yeah it could, but luckily i don't have that problem...

...You look like a perfect fit
for a grrl in need of a tourniquet
But can you save me
Come on and save me
If you could save me
From the ranks
of the freaks
who suspect
they could never love anyone...

Maynard
posted on 01-12-2002 @ 5:39 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

yeah it could, but luckily i don't have that problem...

Yeah, cause you leak like a broken faucet.

I love ninjas withall of my body (including my pee pee).

Sluggo667
SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh...
I am not allowed to tell anyone.
posted on 01-13-2002 @ 12:37 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
Sweet Leaf

Alright Now!
Won't you listen?

When I first met you, didn't realize,
I can't forget you or your surprise
You introduced me to my mind
And left me (watching/wanting) you and your kind. Oh yeah

I love you. Oh, you know it.

My life was empty, forever on a down,
Until you took me, showed me around
My life is free now, my life is (clear / hemp)
I love you sweet leaf though you can't hear
Oh yeah

Come on now - try it out!

Straight people don't know what you're about,
They put you down and shut you out
You gave to me a new belief,
And soon the world will love you, sweet leaf
Oh yeah baby

Come on now! Oh yeah!
Try me out baby!
Alright! Oh yeah-ah!
I want you part of this sweet leaf!
Oh yeah!
Alright, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh try me out
I love ya sweet leaf, oh





Sluggo667PROUDAMERICAN!!!
It is written, I have spoken. So put this in your pipe, and smoke it.
Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang, Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang Ooeeooahah, B-I-N-G-O, Ooeeooahah, E-I-E-I-0.





mckinks
posted on 01-13-2002 @ 9:29 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01

Run for the Roses

Run,run, run for the roses, the bigger it opens, the sooner it closes.
Meddle, meddle, friend of mine, all good things in all good time.

Reach for the sun, catch hold of the moon.
That ball too heavy, but what can you do.
Reach for the stars, smack into the sky.
You don't want to live but you're chicken to die.
Ohhh, you're chicken to die.

Run, run, run for the roses, the bigger it opens the sooner it closes.
Meddle, meddle, friend of mine, all good things in all good time.

Run for the money, caught short on the rent.
Big ideas, but the cash is all spent.
The trouble with love is it's on vase.
You just want a cup, but you don't want to race.
No, you don't want to race.

Run,run, run for the roses, the bigger it opens, the sooner it closes.
Meddle, meddle, friend of mine, all good things in all good time.

Run for the roses, get caught on the briar.
You wanted to love, next thing there's a fire.
You got the Do Re, I got the Mi.
I got the notion we're all at sea.
Yes, we're all at sea.

Run, run, run for the roses, the bigger it opens, the sooner it closes.
Meddle, meddle, friend of mine, all good things in all good time.





"Some folks trust to reason others trust to might,
I don't trust to nothin', but I know it comes out right."
Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE
Hey, smell my head!
posted on 01-14-2002 @ 12:54 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
VOO DOO
Godsmack

Candles raise my desire
Why I'm so far away
No more meaning to my life
No more reason to stay
Freezing feeling, breathe in - breathe in
I'm coming back again
I'm not the one who's so far away
When I feel the snake bite into my veins
Never did I wanna be here again
And I don't remember why I came
Hazing clouds rain on my head
Empty thoughts fill my ears
Find my shade by the moon light
Why my thoughts aren't so clear
Demons dreaming, breathe in - breathe in
I'm coming back again
Voodoo, I'm not the one
Who's so far away




have some chuckles

you'll rue the day you crossed me trebek

If you perceive others as failures, it makes you feel better about yourself
spitfire421
posted on 01-14-2002 @ 10:45 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Here's a few, but I have so many...

Die Born
(Days of the New)

I am cold and I don't know why
Said you gotta keep me warm
You will run from my eyes
They stare you down and make you burn

I am the king, the king of the jungle
I'm a little dog
The king of the jungle makes me humble.

I will not die born
I will not go down
This is not my home
For any fears at all
Any fears at all

Keep me running, keep me running wild
Keep me innocent
The beach is hot, it burns my feet
I'm a little tired
Don't know what I'm gonna do with this
I am gonna run
Gonna make it worth my while

I will not die born
I will not go down
This is not my home
For any fears at all
Any fears at all

Keep me running, keep me running wild
I am wild dog
It gets me high, it gets me around
Everybody's walls

I don't feel no pain cuz I am numb
Numb from the fall
Yeah it's hard for me to make one little change
Have to change at all

I will not die born
I will not go down
This is not my home
For any fears at all
Any fears at all
==================================================


Burn One Down
(Ben Harper)

Let us burn one
from end to end
and pass it over
to me my friend
burn it long, we'll burn it slow
to light me up before I go

if you don't like my fire
then don't come around
cause I'm gonna burn one down
yes I'm gonna burn one down

my choice is what I choose to do
and if I'm causing no harm
it shouldn't bother you
your choice is who you choose to be
and if your causin' no harm
then you're alright with me

if you don't like my fire
then don't come around
cause I'm gonna burn one down
yes I'm gonna burn one down

herb the gift from the earth
and what's from the earth
is of the greatest worth
so before you knock it try it first
you'll see it's a blessing
and not a curse

if you don't like my fire
then don't come around
cause I'm gonna burn one down
yes I'm gonna burn one down
==================================================


I Wonder
(Blind Melon)

Hey I'd like to daze away to a place no one has known
In a state of mind I could call mine and only I could own
Where I can hum a tune any time I choose and there's no such thing as time
Where I can feel no pain just calm and sane what a place for one to find

Now ya see I'm watching everything I do
And they're watching everything I say
Why won't they leave me be?
Why am I even here? I wonder
You leave me wondering
Won't you stop watching me
I said they're watching me, watching me, watching me

Now in my corner I got the ceiling in my eyes
Arms holding up my knees, and rockin' back and forths my life
I didn't mean to feel this way when I walked into the door, lord
Then they ripped away my memories
And I can't remember who I was before

Now ya see I'm watching everything I do
And they're watching everything I say
Why won't they leave me be?
Why am I even here? I wonder
You leave me wondering
Won't you stop watching me
I said they're watching me, watching me, watching me

I only wanted to be sixteen and free.
==================================================


If Only
(Queens of the Stone Age)

If Only

If it gets you down well then I'll take it
If it gets you up well I don't want it
It lets you down so broken-hearted
If it gets you down well then I want it

If only...only
If only...only
If only...only
If only...only
Was nothing at all

So I've blown my mind to make it lazy
Those long, long days with no escaping
I hold the wheel to let it go
Don't want to stop, don't want to know
If it gets you down well just don’t blame me

If only...only
If only...only
If only...only
If only...only
Was nothing at all

If only we're nothin' at all


damn, I could keep going....




"The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good
men die like dogs. There's also a negative side." -- Hunter S. Thompson






This message was edited by spitfire421 on 1-14-02 @ 11:08 AM
MrQuotes
NO!!! You can't have any smiley faces in your status!!!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Missile Command
posted on 01-14-2002 @ 2:36 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00

ROYALLY FUCKED

chuck it - you son of a bitch
mom, dad, why don't you finger me too?
i can't say the same for me - you son of a bitch
i could be so fucking cool
i will never be young
i will never be loved
i will never be wrong
so i am royally fucked - i am royally fucked
i love it - you son of a bitch
all of them dead now, let me be the same
oh oh - one two, one two - fall on my knees
i will never be young
i will never be loved
i will never be wrong
so i am royally fucked - i am royally fucked
ok - ok - ok - don't let them see me now
don't let them see me like this
i will never be young
i will never be loved
i will never be wrong
so i am royally fucked - i am royally... i am royally... i am royally... fucked




See you space cowboy...

Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 01-14-2002 @ 9:27 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
"volcano girls" by veruca salt
"Shelley" by dance hall crashers
"keep away" by godsmack
"like a rolling stone" by dylan


Who Wants To Teach Me To Ice Skate?Happily Graduated IrishAlkey's School Of Posting.
"Don't Cry Coz Its Over, Smile Coz It Happened"
"I dreamed of being with you, but eventually I had to awake, I'll dream that dream again someday, and you know I'll always be here... waiting for you"
Tony Metropolis
posted on 01-14-2002 @ 9:31 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Ænema

Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will.
I sure could use a vacation from this

Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks

Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Fret for your figure and
Fret for your latte and
Fret for your hairpiece and
Fret for your lawsuit and
Fret for your prozac and
Fret for your pilot and
Fret for your contract and
Fret for your car.

It's a
Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks

Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still.
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits.

Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will cuz
I sure could use a vacation from this

Silly shit, stupid shit...

One great big festering neon distraction,
I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.

Learn to swim.

Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Mom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be.

Learn to swim.

Fuck L Ron Hubbard and
Fuck all his clones.
Fuck all those gun-toting
Hip gangster wannabes.

Learn to swim.

Fuck retro anything.
Fuck your tattoos.
Fuck all you junkies and
Fuck your short memory.

Learn to swim.

Fuck smiley glad-hands
With hidden agendas.
Fuck these dysfunctional,
Insecure actresses.

Learn to swim.

Cuz I'm praying for rain
And I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Mom please flush it all away.
I wanna watch it go right in and down.
I wanna watch it go right in.
Watch you flush it all away.

Time to bring it down again.
Don't just call me pessimist.
Try and read between the lines.

I can't imagine why you wouldn't
Welcome any change, my friend.

I wanna see it all come down.
suck it down.
flush it down.


"Yeah, I know what 2 + 2 is. It's Thomas Jefferson, sucka!"
HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker
posted on 01-14-2002 @ 11:59 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
Redneck Girl
Emily's Toybox

Redneck girl, you got a 44 for a toy
You’re a redneck girl, and you’re looking for a redneck boy
I like the way you talk you sure got a pretty mouth
You may be from the north but you sound like you’re from the south

You’re a redneck girl

Redneck girl, with your hair up to the sky
You’re a redneck girl, and you’re looking for a redneck guy
I think it’s kind of strange how you're poured into those jeans
You may not think they’re tight but your feet are turning green

You’re a redneck girl

Redneck girl, riding round in your pick-up truck
You’re a redneck girl, and you’re looking for a redneck fuck
I tried to explain to you all about the school of hard knocks
You didn’t understand me though cause you're dumb as a box of rocks

You’re a redneck girl




Filthy, Dirty, Disgusting, Bottom-Feeding Trash Bag Ho
GrkqtOandAfan
Claim staked by FTL.
posted on 01-15-2002 @ 12:36 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
My Life
Mary J. Blige


Oooh
(My life, my life, my life, my life)


If you looked in my life
And see what I've seen...
If you looked in my life
And see what I've seen...
(My life, my life, my life, my life)


Life can be only what you make it
When you're feelin down
You should never fake it
Say what's on your mind
And you'll find in time
That all the negative energy
It would all cease

And you'll be at peace with yourself
You won't really need no one else
Except for the man up above
Because he'll give you love

(My life, my life, my life, my life)
If you looked into my life




Take your time
Baby don't you rush a thing
Don't you know, I know
We all are struggling
I know it is hard
But we will get by
And if you don't believe in me
Just believe in "He"

Cause he'll give you peace of mind
Yes he will
And you'll see the sunshine
For real, yes you would
And you'll get to free your mind
And things will turn out fine
Oh, I know that things will turn out fine
Yes they would, yes they would

(repeat until end)



Heartbreaker you've got the best of me
But I just keep on comin' back incessantly
Oh why did you have to run your game on me
I should have known right from the start you'd go & break my heart

WhackBagKid
TALK TO ME, GOMEZ.
HE WHO IS #1.
posted on 01-15-2002 @ 12:44 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Tenacious D - Wonderboy
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High above the mucky-muck
Castle made of cloud...
There sits Wonderboy
Sitting oh-so-proudly.
Not much to say
When you're high above the mucky-muck... Yeaaauh! Yeuh!

WonderBooyeee!
What is the secret of your powers?!
WonderBoooyeeeee!
Won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck, man?

Well now it's time for me to tell you about Young Nastyman
Who is the arch-rival and nemesis of Wonderboy
With powers *comparable* to WONDERBOY!

What kind of powers? you may ask?
how about the power of flight, that do anything for you?
thats levetation holmes
How about the power to kill a yak from 200 yards away
WITH MIND BULLETS
Thats telekenesis kyle
...How about the power to move *you*?

History of Wonderboy and Young Nastyman...
Rigga Goo-goo-, Rigga Riga Goo-goo
A secret to be told
A gold chest- to be bold!
Blasting forth with three-part harmony!
Yeah!

Well Wonderboy and Young Nastyman joined forces
And they formed a band
The likes of which have never been seen in Valhalla!
And they call themselves TEnacious D
That's right-
ME!
and KG!
TenaAaaaaaaaAacious D!
Come fly with me!






White Hoochies, Always Good




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