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| WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it. | posted on 06-14-2002 @ 9:08 AM |    | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00  | Weird Al Yankovic - Yoda I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda, S O D A, soda. I saw the little runt sitting there on a log. I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said Yoda, Y O D A, Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda. Well, I've ben around but I ain't never seen a guy who looks like a Muppet but he's wrinkled and green, Oh my Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda. Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand how he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand oh my Yoda. Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda Well, I left home just a week before, and I've never ever been a Jedi before but Obi-Wan he set me straight of course, He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force." Well, I'm not the kind that'll argue with Ben So it looks I'm gonna start all over again with my Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda So I used the force, I picked up a box, I lifted some rocks, Well I stood on my head, Well I won't forget what Yoda said. He said "Luke, stay away from the darker side, and if you start to go astray let the Force be your guide." Oh my Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda. "I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed. But, remember if you kill him then you'll be unemployed" Oh my Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess so I'm gonna have to leave Yoda, I guess. But I know that I'll be coming back some day I'll be playing this part till I'm old and grey. The Long-term contract I had to sign says I'll be making these movies till the end of time with my Yoda Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda Yoda Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda (continue to fade...) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ THE MEMORY OF GONZO STYLE WILL BE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER I Have A Special Place In My Cunt For Av8er  I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRID | ||||
| mikehern | posted on 06-14-2002 @ 9:44 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 02 | I am more partial to Darth Vader - WOW. :) Semper Liberi | ||||
| Tussle King I swear it was this big | posted on 06-14-2002 @ 9:46 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 02 | Hmmm, I wonder if Yoda has nice breasts? **Hint Hint Amy Hint Hint** | ||||
| WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it. | posted on 06-14-2002 @ 12:35 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00 | how the hell do u want me to do a yoda wow, thats impossible ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ THE MEMORY OF GONZO STYLE WILL BE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER I Have A Special Place In My Cunt For Av8er I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRID | ||||
| mikehern | posted on 06-14-2002 @ 12:37 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 02 | Nothing is impossible for our Amy. Semper Liberi | ||||
| WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it. | posted on 06-14-2002 @ 1:06 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00 | i dont think im the right height or color, grumpy is though ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ THE MEMORY OF GONZO STYLE WILL BE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER I Have A Special Place In My Cunt For Av8er I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRID | ||||
| Grizzly When I hibernate my cave doubles as a dutch oven. DON'T PANIC | posted on 06-14-2002 @ 1:19 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | Well, this thread seems about the right place for this one. . . Sung to the tune of "Copacabana" by Barry Manilow (Leia: "Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope") (Artoo: Beeps) Her name was Leia, she was a princess, with a danish on each ear, and Darth Vader (Vader: Breath sounds/Davis SFX) drawing near. So Artoo Detoo, found Ben Kenobi. (Ben: "Obi-Wan") He'd have to put the Death Star plans, into the Rebellion's hands. So Luke and Obi-Wan, had to get to Alderaan, so they stopped into Mos Eisley, to have a drink with Han... chorus At the Star Wars, [Star Wars!], Star Wars Cantina, [Star Wars Cantina] The weirdest creatures you've ever seen-a! [Here, at the] Star Wars, [Star!], {Star Wars Cantina, Music, and blasters, and old Jedi Masters, at the Star Wars!...} (Greedo: "Oota-do-ta, Solo?") His name was Solo (Han: "Han Solo"), he was a pilot (Millenium Falcon flying by) With a blaster at his side (Solo's blaster firing), and a smile twelve parsecs wide, there with Chewbacca (Chewie: "Roar"), he was a Wookiee. They met with Luke and Obi-Wan, about the Millenium Falcon. Docking Bay Ninety-four (Ben: "Ninety-four"), Stormtroopers at the door. (Three knocks on metal) With a flash of Ben's lightsaber (Saber igniting and swooping), now there's an arm, (Surly man: "Aaaargh!") on the floor... chorus At the Star Wars, [Star Wars!], Star Wars Cantina, [Star Wars Cantina] The weirdest creatures you've ever seen-a! [Here, at the] Star Wars, [Star!], {Star Wars Cantina, Music, and blasters, and old Jedi Masters, at the Star Wars!...} (Ben: "Mos Eisley Spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious.") His name was Yoda, he was a muppet. (Yoda: "EewOHew!", like Grover/Davis SFX) Darth Vader was so bad, and by the way he's Luke's dad. Luke kissed his sister (Leia kissing Luke/Davis SFX); his hand got cut off. (Saber Zap, Luke: "Aaaaagh!") In that galaxy far, far away, Luke has had a lousy day. Boba Fett was so mean, Jabba had bad hygiene. (Davis/Jabba: "Ho! Ho! Ho!") Why didn't they all just relax, back on Tatooine... chorus At the Star Wars, [Star Wars!], Star Wars Cantina, [Star Wars Cantina] The weirdest creatures you've ever seen-a! (Cantina Driod Alarm SFX) [Here, at the] Star Wars, [Star!], {Star Wars Cantina, Music, and blasters, and old Jedi Masters, at the Star Wars!...} (Ben: "The Force will be with you, always") [Star Wars, Star Wars Cantina,] (Artoo: Beeps and Whistles) [Star Wars,] (Chewie: Growl) [Star Wars Cantina...]  NORTON IS GOD | ||||
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| WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it. | posted on 06-14-2002 @ 1:55 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00 | grizzly i first heard that song on scott and todd sadly...anyway The Saga Begins by Al Yankovic Lyrics: A long, long time ago In a galaxy far away Naboo was under an attack And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn Could talk the federation into Maybe cutting them a little slack But their response, it didn't thrill us They locked the doors and tried to kill us We escaped from that gas Then met Jar Jar and Boss Nass We took a bongo from the scene And we went to Theed to see the Queen We all wound up on Tatooine That's where we found this boy... Oh my my this here Anakin guy May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi" "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi" Did you know this junkyard slave Isn't even old enough to shave And he can use the Force, they say Ahh, do you see him hitting on the queen Though he's just nine and she's fourteen Yah, he's probably gonna marry her someday Well, I knew he built C-3PO And I've heard how fast his pod can go And we were broke, it's true So we made a wager or two He was a prepubescent flyin' ace And the minute Jabba started off that race Well, I knew who would win first place Oh yes, it was our boy We started singin' ... My my this here Anakin guy May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi" "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi" Now we finally got to Coruscant The Jedi Council we knew would want To see how good the boy could be So we took him there and we told the tale How his midi-chlorians were off the scale And he might fulfill that prophecy Oh, the Council was impressed, of course Could he bring balance to the Force? They interview the kid Oh, training they forbid Because Yoda sensed in him much fear And Qui-Gon said "Now listen here" "Just stick it in your pointy ear" "I still will teach this boy" He was singin' ... My my this here Anakin guy May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi" "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi" We caught a ride back to Naboo 'Cause Queen Amidala wanted to I frankly would've liked to stay We all fought in that epic war And it wasn't long at all before Little Hotshot flew his plane and saved the day And in the end some Gunguns died Some ships blew up and some pilots fried A lot of folks were croakin' The battle droids were broken And the Jedi I admire most Met up with Darth Maul and now he's toast Well, I'm still here and he's a ghost I guess I'll train this boy And I was singin' ... My my this here Anakin guy May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi" "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi" We were singin' ... My my this here Anakin guy May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ THE MEMORY OF GONZO STYLE WILL BE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER I Have A Special Place In My Cunt For Av8er I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRID | ||||
| Evil Dead Ash G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Good? Bad? Guy with the Gun Brigade | posted on 06-14-2002 @ 10:20 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 |   Self Proclaimed werst speler of opieanthony.com This message was edited by Evil Dead Ash on 6-14-02 @ 10:25 PM | ||||
| WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it. | posted on 06-15-2002 @ 8:59 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00 |  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ THE MEMORY OF GONZO STYLE WILL BE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER I Have A Special Place In My Cunt For Av8er I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRID | ||||
| Kramden's Delicious Marshall I think Yoda is sexy. | posted on 06-17-2002 @ 4:41 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01 | Yoda - a = Yod - Y = od + G = God. Hmmm... "My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat your children." | ||||
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