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SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 07-09-2002 @ 10:36 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	There was this movie I once saw where there were four 20 somethings who were struggling in the L.A. movie/showbiz scene. They would all meet at a trendy L.A. bar and drink a few beers and bitch about how hard it was. One of the things they did though was discuss ideas that they had for movie scripts. They would start off by saying "new idea." Each time one of them came up with a real lame idea, they would all make fun of that guy, and say "new idea" again. I think you get the idea... New idea... AIM: SmarterChild Write To Me Here I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?

Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 07-09-2002 @ 10:48 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	I remember that movie. Thank you Austin!

SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 07-09-2002 @ 10:56 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	Are you sure? It is an independent movie from '93 that I saw on the Sundance Film Channel. It was finally released on VHS (not yet on DVD) in late August of '98 @ $89.99. If you tell me what the name of it is, I will add something of your choice to your lover's status. AIM: SmarterChild Write To Me Here I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?

Drusilla fag-hag JYD-4-LIFE Hey, smell my head!	posted on 07-09-2002 @ 5:44 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	dammit!! i am usually so good at this. weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Hybrid's #1!!!!!1 eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee }>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{ we'll always have ben orr FTL is my hero !!! JYD 4 LIFE - We rule by fear!!!!

PlasticMan G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Dhalsim-Style Hand to Hand Specialist	posted on 07-09-2002 @ 8:12 PM
Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02	I spent a lot of time this afternoon combing through the IMDB looking for this one. I stink. AIM \| E-mail I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy Shit!

SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 07-10-2002 @ 12:37 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	OK, this is not "guess the movie," this is "new idea..." as in what are your ideas for movie screenplays. The title of the movie is "Pros and Cons of Breathing" with Joey Lauren Adams from Chasing Amy. OK, new idea... AIM: SmarterChild Write To Me Here I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think? This message was edited by SLASH on 7-10-02 @ 12:38 AM

TheJays This status sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥h?m: I MAKE COOL PICTURES Proud To Be An American	posted on 07-10-2002 @ 12:42 AM
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01	`Guy who has had bad luck with women goes out on another blind date, and decides to be totally honest about his past. He tells the girl that his past relationships have failed because he kills and threatens all posible men that may interfer with the girl he is with, and the girls leave him. AFter the date, he finds that his ex-girlfriends begin vanishing, and on the second date with the girl, she reveals that she wanted to show her undying devotion to him by getting rid of all possible girls in his life so that she can keep him all to herself. Poor parenting and poor education leads to Mets fans. Please help. "I haven't felt that good since Artie Gammell scored against Holland in 1978." "When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!" "Bitch, what you don't know about me I can just about squeeze in the Grand fucking Canyon. Did you know I always wanted to be a dancer in Vegas?" "Bazooko's Circus is what the world would be doing every Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war.

YellowDiscipline IS STILL REALLY GAY	posted on 07-10-2002 @ 12:50 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 01	New Idea.... It's about two cab drivers that get into a head on collision and the accident kills them both. The movie is called "Wouldn't it be great if this happened every 8 seconds". I swear this a completely original idea.

Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 07-10-2002 @ 12:55 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	New idea... Man meets woman and it's love at first sight, but man is engaged and the wedding is tomorrow. Woman sees that man's fiancee is an evil bitch and that he is very unhappy with her. Woman leaves town, but comes back just in time to crash the wedding. Man leaves fiancee at the altar and embraces woman. Man and woman live happily ever after. Thank you Austin!

YellowDiscipline IS STILL REALLY GAY	posted on 07-10-2002 @ 1:00 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 01	I hate you.

Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 07-10-2002 @ 1:31 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	quote: I hate you. You forgot to say "new idea" first. Thank you Austin!

YellowDiscipline IS STILL REALLY GAY	posted on 07-10-2002 @ 1:41 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 01	So is there a prize for whoever comes up with the best script? What exactly is our motivation here?

Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 07-10-2002 @ 1:55 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	quote: What exactly is our motivation here? This is something... this is nothing, this is something... this is nothing, this is something... this is nothing... Thank you Austin!

HyBriD I AM THE KILLER FN Moron is an indian giver!! I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally) WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat! Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 07-10-2002 @ 1:55 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01	new idea. man buys gun. man kills everyone in sight. man builds space ship and flies to venus. man kills everyone in sight. man flies back to earth. man eats bacon on toast. man goes to sleep. man chases penguins around town for 6 hours. man says man 53536968639863968373873497847848704870497038703870387083087 times. man dies. man comes back as a ghost. man kills everyone in sight. man does backflip into pool of applesauce. the end. This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time. JYD-4-LIFE! w00f! PrOjEcT MaYhEm

PlasticMan G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Dhalsim-Style Hand to Hand Specialist	posted on 07-10-2002 @ 2:42 AM
Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02	I'd go see that movie, but just for the applesauce finale. AIM \| E-mail I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy Shit!

Istink	posted on 07-10-2002 @ 11:39 AM
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02	quote: `Guy who has had bad luck with women goes out on another blind date, and decides to be totally honest about his past. He tells the girl that his past relationships have failed because he kills and threatens all posible men that may interfer with the girl he is with, and the girls leave him. AFter the date, he finds that his ex-girlfriends begin vanishing, and on the second date with the girl, she reveals that she wanted to show her undying devotion to him by getting rid of all possible girls in his life so that she can keep him all to herself. .... Has this movie already been made .... if not, it should be .... this is one of the greatest ideas I have ever heard .... The Curse shall be lifted .... If there isn't a strike!!

Bloody Anus P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal HYBRID THINKS I'M A GENIUS	posted on 07-10-2002 @ 12:31 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 00	A middle-aged Vietnamese washcloth salesman, (played by Danny DeVito) in the midst of a mid-life crisis decides to take up skateboarding. He moves to Lexington, Kentucky and is befriended by a group of rowdy 6th graders. One of the kids (played by Haley Joel Osmond) tries to convince him to broaden his horizons and sell towels and bathmats in addition to washcloths. DeVito is enraged by this prospect, and decides to get even with Osmond by sodomizing his father (played by Ed Harris). That's all I have so far. I need to contact Ted Danson about playing the racist bus driver before I go on any further. I think my mask of sanityÂ Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â is about to slip 2002 Crack Committee ObJectives: 1. 74 Wins, 4th place in NL East for Mets this Year 2. Break at least one knuckle by October 3. All 5 Starters finish Dead last in run support this year 4. Mets win by 10+ runs once this season

SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 07-10-2002 @ 1:33 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	quote: HyBriD posted: new idea. man buys gun. man kills everyone in sight. man builds space ship and flies to venus. man kills everyone in sight. man flies back to earth. man eats bacon on toast. man goes to sleep. man chases penguins around town for 6 hours. man says man 53536968639863968373873497847848704870497038703870387083087 times. man dies. man comes back as a ghost. man kills everyone in sight. man does backflip into pool of applesauce. the end. Thanks for the laugh, HyBriD, I am literally LOL ova here!!! AIM: SmarterChild Write To Me Here I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?

AlterEgoManiac	posted on 07-10-2002 @ 1:53 PM
Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02	New Idea. A pale, meaty-breasted nothing of a man with no muscle tone whatsoever complains about how bad his sexual experiences are. Said man then goes on to make comments about killing children, the elderly, and certain minorities before masturbating and falling asleep in a puddle of his own goo. R.I.P. Dark Angel No more of Jessica Alba's luscious, luscious breasts or gash folds showing through tight, sexy pants. God damn, does this world suck!

Lord Slug	posted on 07-10-2002 @ 1:57 PM
Psychopath Registered: May. 02	new idea... Bill and Fred were walking through the woods and decided to throw the next person they saw off the cliff. Then they found this goat and decided to talk to it. The goat talks about butts and girls. Then a grizzly and a dragon starts to fight at a rageparty. A midget comes out of the dark and starts slashing everyone and their spirits arise and start following the midget to the bar where they are drinking tequila. They were fooled and was given Bailey's irish cream. Then they start getting drunk and realize that they are being raped by a gay bear called mike. They didn't know what to do, so they took out their brain's and thew them at the quickstop where a faceless person that called itself kat and said that it was a virgin girl. The spirits didn't believe it, so they walked on... it goes on and on with many more characters. To be serious: I have always wanted to see a movie that followed the bad guy around and we saw everything from his/her point of view. What made them do what they are doing. Then at the end of the movie, a quick recap on how the police caught them and what really happened to the victims. I am the master of the obvious.

PlasticMan G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Dhalsim-Style Hand to Hand Specialist	posted on 07-10-2002 @ 2:25 PM
Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02	It's called Falling Down, and it starred Michael Douglas 5-10 years ago. Pretty good. AIM \| E-mail I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy Shit!

Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 07-11-2002 @ 12:06 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	New idea... Young black urban teen falls in love and decides to just leave town the next morning with his new love, but just before he leaves, he's shot to death by his drug-dealing bad seed criminal brother. What, it's only been done about 74355968342 times already. Thank you Austin!

MadMickwop	posted on 07-11-2002 @ 2:22 PM
Psychopath Registered: Apr. 02	New idea... A frustrated radio producer finally snaps after the he shoots up some tainted steroids into his mule. (He's trying to make it bigger.) He goes on a hack/slash and gay rape killing spree after he's rejected by his own sister's boyfriend. After much carnage he kill's himself after his mule falls off. "God made man. Sam Colt made man equal."

diceisgod I ALWAYS LOSE.	posted on 07-11-2002 @ 2:38 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 01	New idea: A meterologist, serial killer. His ambition is to kill someone when it is 0 degrees, and then another when it is 1 degree, etc. all the way up to one hundred. His catch phrase just before he kills his victims is: "Nice weather we're having today." Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

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