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Cap'n Fudge	posted on 03-27-2001 @ 9:19 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Only Pete Townshend could write a clever song about deodorant... She sang the best she'd ever sang She could never sing any better But Mr. Davidson never rang She knew he would forget her She'd seen him there And put herself to ransom He had stared He really was quite handsome She had really looked her best She could never look any better But she knew she'd failed the test She knew he would forget her TRIUMPHANT! Was the way she felt As she acknowledged the applause TRIUMPHANT! Was the way she'd felt When she saw him at the dressing room door She was happier than she'd ever been As he praised her for her grace But his expression changed, she had seen As he leant to kiss her face It ended there He claimed a late appointment She quickly turned to hide her disappointment She ripped her glittering gown Couldn't face another show no Her deodorant had let her down She should have used Odorono! Why is the room spinning??? [email protected]
spitfire421	posted on 03-27-2001 @ 9:49 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	OK, thought you were gonna post this one....now I can :) :) :) THAT SMELL Whiskey bottles, and brand new cars Oak tree you're in my way There's too much coke and too much smoke Look what's going on inside you Ooooh that smell Can't you smell that smell Ooooh that smell The smell of death surrounds you Angel of darkness is upon you Stuck a needle in your arm So take another toke, have a blow for your nose One more drink fool, will drown you Ooooh that smell Can't you smell that smell Ooooh that smell The smell of death surrounds you Now they call you Prince Charming Can't speak a word when you're full of 'ludes Say you'll be all right come tomorrow But tomorrow might not be here for you Ooooh that smell Can't you smell that smell Ooooh that smell The smell of death surrounds you Hey, you're a fool you Stick them needles in your arm I know I been there before One little problem that confronts you Got a monkey on your back Just one more fix, Lord might do the trick One hell of a price for you to get your kicks Ooooh that smell Can't you smell that smell Ooooh that smell The smell of death surrounds you Ooooh that smell Can't you smell that smell Ooooh that smell The smell of death surrounds you My adopted troubled child is Weinie (if he's still around)....all problems with him should be addressed to me [email protected] IGNORANCE IS TYPICAL

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