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OPM * chick	posted on 03-27-2001 @ 8:33 PM
Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01	Date Rape * Sublime Let me tell you about a girl I know, had a drink about a hour ago Sitting in a corner by herself, in a bar in downtown L. She heard a noise and she looked through the door. And saw a man she'd never seen before. Light skin, light blue eyes, a double-chin and a plastic smile. Well her heart raced as he walked through the door And took an empty seat next to her at the bar. "My brand new car is parked right outside. How'd ya like to go for a ride?" And she said "Wait a minute I have to think." He said."That's fine. May I please buy you a drink" One drink turned into 3 or 4 and they left and got into his car and drove someplace real far. Now babe the time has come. How'd ya like to have a little fun? And she said. "If we could only please be on our way I will not run." That's when things got out of control. She didn't want to, he had his way. She said."Let's Go" He said."No Way!" Come on babe it's your lucky day. Shut your mouth, were gonna do it my way. Come on baby don't be afraid, if it wasn't for date rape I'd never get laid. He finished up and he started the car He turned around and drove back to the bar He said."Now baby don't be sad, in my opinion you weren't half-bad." She picked up a rock, threw it at the car, hit him in the head, now his got a big scar. Come on party people won't you listen to me. Date Rape Styley. The next day she went to her drawer, looked up her local attorney at law, went to the phone and filed a police report and then she took the guy's ass to court. Well the day he stood in front of the judge he screamed. "She lies that little slut!" The judge knew that he was full of shit and he gave him 25 yrs And now his heart is filled with tears. One night in jail it was getting late. He was butt-raped by a large inmate and he screamed. But the guards paid no attention to his cries. That's when things got out of control. The moral of the date rape story, it does not pay when your drunk and horny. But that's the way it had to be. They locked him up and threw away the key Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind, even though he now takes it in the behind adopted by Jon Benet Norton
MoFunk	posted on 03-28-2001 @ 7:53 AM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 01	my band (MoFunk) does that song. if you come to the Whikey Bar in Hoboken tonight (3/28) i'll make sure we play it for you!
JoHnIeFrEaKiN5	posted on 03-28-2001 @ 2:04 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 01	just be careful he doesnt do that to you hahahahaha,, just kiddin
CriticsLoveSnatch i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag I shall call him mini-FTL	posted on 03-28-2001 @ 2:09 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	More 40 oz. Early man walked away as modern man took control their minds were all the same to conquer was their goal so he built his great empire and he slaughered his own kind he died a confused man killed himself in his own mind [repeat 4x] we're only gonna die for our own arrogance thats why we might as well take our time "Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups" Accepting Adopted Newbies - IM me at Jemo123 Graduates of the CLS school for newbies: Sgt. Krusty
WoRMFACE	posted on 03-28-2001 @ 2:48 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	thats actually a bad religion song critics. Kill Your Elected Official Today!
HaroldOfTheRocks	posted on 03-28-2001 @ 2:48 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Feb. 01	another forty What Happened Three, Four Wake up in the morning clock says half past one I have no sunglasses as I step into the sun There's no recollection of the evil things I've done my head feels like I must have had some fun what happened? Last thing I remember I was chillin' at a party pinchin' girlie's asses I was drinking recklessly I know I did something Lord what could it be? woke up in the morning and all my friends hate me what happened? oh yeah, play it for them wonder What am I doing here? who is this girl in my bed? what is this shit on my face? my god, what is that awful smell? She may be an angel she may be a queen she might be black, white, american, indian or japanese what happened? Threw a bottle at the bouncer didn't think that he was cool pissed in someones drink and threw a bike into a pool drivin' down the side walk like a drunkin' possesed fool I broke every single traffic rule oh, what happened? what happened? Let's go!!! She may be an angel she may be a queen she might be black, white, american, indian or japanese
CriticsLoveSnatch i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag I shall call him mini-FTL	posted on 03-28-2001 @ 4:40 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	wormface i don't konw anything about that but its on 40 oz. to freedom "Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups" My adopted mini-critic is PLAYMATE01 I have room for another newbie - IM me at Jemo123 to get adopted Graduates of the CLS school for newbies: Sgt. Krusty
JoHnIeFrEaKiN5	posted on 03-28-2001 @ 6:37 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 01	yes that song is actually a bad religion song which sublime covered, as the did scarlet bagonias by the greatful dead,,with they added verse which totally kicks ass,,,it was the summer of love,,,etc check it,, lata
OPM * chick	posted on 03-28-2001 @ 7:09 PM
Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01	Thanks for the offer MoFunk, but I'm kinda... um... really underage when it comes to bars. But play the song anyway and keep the Sublime spirit alive. ;) adopted by Jon Benet Norton
HaroldOfTheRocks	posted on 03-29-2001 @ 9:32 AM
Hanger-On Registered: Feb. 01	Another Forty cover tune. This one was originally done by the Descendants HOPE How can you say. "You torture me", when you're already thinking about someone else. When he comes home you'll be in his arms and I'll be gone. But I know my day will come, I know someday I'll be the only one. So now you wait for a spark, you now it will turn you on. He's gonna make you feel the way you want to feel. When he starts to lie, when he makes you cry you'll now I'll be there. My day will come , I know someday I'll be the only one. Call me selfish, call it what you like I think it's right. To want someone for all your own and not to share their love. But I'll have my way. You don't stand a chance anyway. Cause I got to you, you don't stand a chance. So now you wait for his cock, you know it will turn you on. He's gonna make you feel the way you want to feel. When he starts to lie, when he makes you cry you'll now I'll be there. My day will come , I know someday I'll be the only one. My day will come , I know someday I'll be the only one. You say you want perfection, I see your self destruction. You don't know what you want, it's gonna take you a year to find out. I am not givin up. And when you've had enough, you take your bruised little head and you'll come running back to me I know that I will be the only one. This message was edited by HaroldOfTheRocks on 3-29-01 @ 9:33 AM
OPM * chick	posted on 03-30-2001 @ 10:52 PM
Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01	~*~ Caress Me Down ~*~ Mucho gusto me llamo Bradley, (glad to meet you my name is Bradley) Im hornier than Ron Jeremy, and if you wanna get popped in your knee, just wipe that look off your bati face You hate me cause i got what you need, a pretty little daughter that we call mixie, and, if you wanna get beat physically it will be over in a minute if ya so she told me to come over and i took that trip and then then she pulled out my mushroom tip and when it came out, it went drip drip drip i didnt know she had the g.i. joe, kung foo grip and it went - uhh and the girl caress me down- uhh and thats that lovin sound- it went uhh and the girl caress me down- uhh and thats that lovin sound when i kiss mixie she makes me feel horny, cause im the type of lover with the sensitivity, when she kiss my neck and tickle me fancy, the right kind of lover on Sunday morning. En el otro lado es donde vivi, (On the other side is where I lived (in the U.S.)) con mi hijita, que se llama mixie, (with my girlie, who's name is Mixie) y su hermana, si me quiere, (and her sister, she really likes me) y ahorita, tenemos un bebe, (and now, we have a baby) Sus padres sus tios me trataron matar (Your parents, your uncles tried to kill me) but they did not get too far un poco despues tuve que regresar (a little while later I had to come back) con un chingo de dinero (with a shit load of money) cause you know im a star me fui a costa rica (I went to Costa Rica) para tomar y sufear (to drink and surf) placticaba con la raza (talking with the locals) cause they know who we are Si no so dio cuenta (If you didnt take notice) then i bet you never will you must be a muneca (you must be a retard) if you're still standing still (Chorus) Me gusta mi reggae, (I like my reggae) Me gusta punk rock, (I like punk rock) Pero la cosa que me gusta mas es panochita, (but the thing I like most is pussy) Ponga la nalga en la aire if you know who you are, (put your ass in the air if you know who you are) Ponga la nalga en la aire y empieza gritar, (put your ass in the air and start to yell) No tenga miedo, Im your papi, (Don't be scared, I'm your daddy..) take your chones, y les mandan a mi, (take your panties and send them to me) levanta, levanta, tienes que gritar, (get up, get up, you have to yell) levanta, levanta, tienes que bailar. (get up, get up, you have to dance) (Chorus) *** sublime26sugar, some of these lyrics are kinda fucked... "take ur panties and send them to me" lol ok terrific! Here's a lil bit from my version: Me gusta mi hip hop Me gusta punk rock Pero la cosa que me gusta mas es John e. Necro's cock I'd love to hob that knob ;)... and yeah, I should have taken Espanol instead of being stuck with that French Nazi. *** adopted by Jon Benet Norton
Mi1o Yambag	posted on 03-30-2001 @ 11:18 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	One of my favs from 40 oz (I'm sure you can't figure out why ;) ) Smoke 2 Joints She was living in a single room with three other individuals. One of them was a male and the other two, Well, the other two were females. God only know what they were up to in there. And furthermore, Susan, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to learn that all four of them habitually smoke marijuana cigarettes. Reefers! I smoke two joints in the morning. I smoke two joints at night. I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright I smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of war I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints, And then I smoke two more Smoked cigarettes 'til the day she died Toke a big spliff of some good sensimillia Smoked cigarettes 'til the day she died Toke a big spliff of some good sensamill..." Easy E were ya ever caught slippin'? Hell no! Daddy he once told me, "Son you be hard workin' man" And Momma she once told me, "Son you do the best you can" But, then one day I met a man who came to me and said, "Hard work good, and hard work fine but first take care of Head" Whoa, rock me tonight, Whoa-oh, Jah say, Ohhhhhh ohhh ohhh ohhhh Smoke Weed Everyday This message was edited by Mi1o Yambag on 3-30-01 @ 11:23 PM
MoFunk	posted on 03-31-2001 @ 7:38 AM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 01	MoFunk also covers "Get Ready" and "What I Got" from Sublime as well. go to http://www.mofunk.net to see our entire selection
OPM * chick	posted on 03-31-2001 @ 10:04 AM
Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01	Cool, you should give Santeria a try too, it's a really easy song to play. I liked your webpage, the bio part was mad funny, which one of the guys are u? adopted by Jon Benet Norton
MoFunk	posted on 03-31-2001 @ 2:55 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 01	i am the sax-man
OPM * chick	posted on 04-01-2001 @ 4:57 PM
Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01	I love the video to this song... * Wrong Way * Annie's 12 years old in two more she'll be a whore Nobody ever told her it's the wrong way Don't be afraid with the quickness you get laid for your family gets paid It's the wrong way. I gave her all that I had to give I'm gonna make it hard to live Big salty tears running down her chin And it ruins up her make up I never wanted. A cigarette, pressed between between lips, but I'm staring at her tits It's the wrong way Strong if I can, but I am only a man, so I take her to the can It's the wrong way The only family That she ever had Is her 7 horny brothers and her drunk-ass dad He needed money so he put her on the street Everything was going fine until the day that she met me. Happy are you sad? Wanna shoot your dad? I'll do anything I can It's the wrong way We talked all night and tried to make it right Believe me shit was tight It was the wrong way. Go run away if you don't wanna stay Cause I ain't here to make ya' It's up to you what you really wanna do Spend some time in America, dub-style She'll give you all that she got to give But I'm gonna make it hard to live Big salty tears rolling down to her chin And it smears up her makeup I never wanted So we ran away And I'm sorry when I say That straight to this very day It was the wrong way She took a hike Don't matter if I like it or not Because she only wants the wrong way. I gave her all that I had to give but she still wouldn't take it, w'oh no Her two brown eyes only get larger still and it still ruins her makeup I never wanted. adopted by Jon Benet Norton
Taproot chicka	posted on 04-02-2001 @ 7:13 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Mar. 01	Hey opm*chick (i allways 4get that star) anyway thanx 4 the translation for "caress me down" (didn't you allways think it was mucho gusto me iamo petee?;)) and as for Johne. Necro he is hott even if he is a satinist:)
OPM * chick	posted on 04-02-2001 @ 7:25 PM
Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01	I really don't give a shit either way if he's a satanist or not, I just wanna do the guy, not marry him... and yes, the REAL translation is: mucho gusto me iamo Petey, I over-dosed on Horny Goat Weed... and if u wanna get raped anally it'll be over in a minute if ya... yes, it's official, we're going to hell. ;) adopted by Jon Benet Norton This message was edited by OPM * chick on 4-2-01 @ 7:35 PM

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