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Sean Cold 3:16
posted on 04-24-2001 @ 4:50 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
Immigrant Song
by
Led Zeppelin

Ah, ah,
We come from the land of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
The hammer of the gods
Will drive their ships to new lands,
To fight the horde, singing and crying:
Valhalla, I am coming!
On we sweep with threshing oar,
Our only goal will be the western shore.

Ah, ah,
We come from the land of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
How soft your fields so green,
Can whisper tales of gore,
Of how we calmed the tides of war.
We are your overlords.
On we sweep with threshing oar,
Our only goal will be the western shore.

So now you'd better stop and rebuild your ruins,
For peace and trust can win the day
Despite all your losing


And Thats The Bottom Line.....


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Let me help you tie the rope around your neck, Let me help to talk you the wrong way off the ledge, Let me help you hold the glock against your head, Let me help to chain the wieghts onto your legs.....
Get On The Plank Fuck!!!!!


Please do me a favor if I ask and fuckin' kill yourself!

hangupthephoneuSKANK
posted on 04-24-2001 @ 5:25 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I feel so special.. ...not really.. but thanks.
NJDude
posted on 04-24-2001 @ 6:17 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 00
LMAO!!!



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posted on 04-24-2001 @ 6:31 PM      
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LMAO LMAO LMAO thats to fucking funny


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Sean Cold 3:16
posted on 04-24-2001 @ 6:48 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
No need to reply to this Skank, we know you are special! Keep telling yourself that!

But since you did, I have a little gift for you....



And Thats The Bottom Line.....


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My basic disk will make you take a razor into your wrist
Make you satanistic
Make you take the pistol to your face
And place the clip and cock it back
And let it go untill your brains
are rippin' out your skull so bad
And sew you back and be a waste of stitches


Please do me a favor if I ask and fuckin' kill yourself!

GonzoStyle
posted on 04-24-2001 @ 7:25 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70

I Pity The Poor Immigrant
By: Bob Dylan

I pity the poor immigrant
Who wishes he would've stayed home,
Who uses all his power to do evil
But in the end is always left so alone.
That man whom with his fingers cheats
And who lies with ev'ry breath,
Who passionately hates his life
And likewise, fears his death.

I pity the poor immigrant
Whose strength is spent in vain,
Whose heaven is like Ironsides,
Whose tears are like rain,
Who eats but is not satisfied,
Who hears but does not see,
Who falls in love with wealth itself
And turns his back on me.

I pity the poor immigrant
Who tramples through the mud,
Who fills his mouth with laughing
And who builds his town with blood,
Whose visions in the final end
Must shatter like the glass.
I pity the poor immigrant
When his gladness comes to pass.




I like the way you stay on attack
No matter what, I keep coming back
And how you try to hold me down
But you end up driven to the ground ...
And that you say you will pray for me
You realize you are prey for me

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Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 04-24-2001 @ 7:39 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Immigration Man
by Crosby Stills & Nash

There I was at the immigration scene
Shining and feeling clean
Could it be a sin?
I got stopped by the immigration man
He says he doesn't know if he can
Let me in-let me in-immigration man
Can I cross the line and pray
I can stay another day
Let me in immigration man
I won't toe your line today
I can't see it anyway

There he was with his immigration face
Giving me a paper chase
But the sun was coming
Cos all at once he looked into my space
And stamped a number over my face
And he sent me running
Let me in-let me in-immigration man
Can I cross the line and pray
I can stay another day
Let me in immigration man
I won't toe your line today
I can't see it anyway

Here I am with my immigration form
It's big enough to keep me warm
When a cold wind's coming
So go where you will
So long as you think you can
You'd better watch out-watch out-for the man
Anywhere you're going.

Won't you let me in immigration man
Can I cross your line and pray
Take your fingers from the tray
Let me in-irritation man
I won't toe your line today
I can't see it anyway.




~Matt/Froy from Jersey

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posted on 04-24-2001 @ 7:44 PM      
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lmao that is way too funny

why am i getting the sense that a certain border-jumper is making a certain mod a little angry?


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hangupthephoneuSKANK
posted on 04-24-2001 @ 9:22 PM      
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bunch of hipocrites...

Like yours great-whatever-father didn't move her from another country a long time ago..

why do I even bother?....

...that some funny stuff though.. the immmigrant jokes...


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...You will probably get the door
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Sean Cold 3:16
posted on 04-24-2001 @ 10:25 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Listen, fuck nut!

The differences between me and you is that I don't need to show a small Green rectangular card to prove I was born here! When I speak, it is most likley a complete sentence with out a phrase like "how you say". And, when I hear sirens, I don't get all nervous and shit and hide in the bedroom with twelve other illegals!

You were born in Brazil so why don't you go back and adopt a newbie there!

quote:

why do I even bother?....


I ask myself that same mother fuckin question all the fuckin time!

And Thats The Bottom Line.....


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My basic disk will make you take a razor into your wrist
Make you satanistic
Make you take the pistol to your face
And place the clip and cock it back
And let it go untill your brains
are rippin' out your skull so bad
And sew you back and be a waste of stitches


Please do me a favor if I ask and fuckin' kill yourself!

Kid Afrika
posted on 04-24-2001 @ 10:32 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
LA MIGRA!!! LA MIGRA!!!

What the FUCK are you looking at?
See the Sig Gallery

Anybody seen my mod repellant?

Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 04-24-2001 @ 10:34 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
ok, this is getting ugly...

Let me add a little disclaimer:

Sean's opinions and comments do not necesarily relfect the attitudes or beliefs of either Froy or Opieanthony.com


~Matt/Froy from Jersey

Official Protector of Gay Marco & SwampJunk...if he ever decides to post.
Sean Cold 3:16
posted on 04-24-2001 @ 11:05 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Froy I think this gets it across better(thanks Kid).....



And Thats The Bottom Line.....


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My basic disk will make you take a razor into your wrist
Make you satanistic
Make you take the pistol to your face
And place the clip and cock it back
And let it go untill your brains
are rippin' out your skull so bad
And sew you back and be a waste of stitches


Please do me a favor if I ask and fuckin' kill yourself!

Kim
posted on 04-24-2001 @ 11:11 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
:::looks around and frowns::: Hey you guys...this is the Music Forum...Nicey Nice...Fight Club is down the hall - can't you see the blood all over the door?? :)

Its all fun and games until someone gets an eye poked out...

Oh and Skank...do you know for a fact that none of us are Native American?? Then our great grand parents etc... were here first- don't assume!



This message was edited by Kim on 4-24-01 @ 11:16 PM
Kid Afrika
posted on 04-24-2001 @ 11:21 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

bunch of hipocrites...

Like yours great-whatever-father didn't move her from another country a long time ago..

why do I even bother?....

...that some funny stuff though.. the immmigrant jokes...


Under the current government that rules the United States of America, those of us that were born here, are not immigrants.

I'm so American, that I know for a fact that I don't have any direct relatives living in another country.

What the FUCK are you looking at?
See the Sig Gallery

Anybody seen my mod repellant?

Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 04-24-2001 @ 11:32 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Under the current government that rules the United States of America, those of us that were born here, are not immigrants



Oh come on, now you're just getting technical...


~Matt/Froy from Jersey

Official Protector of Gay Marco & SwampJunk...if he ever decides to post.
Kid Afrika
posted on 04-24-2001 @ 11:47 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
Froy, I have to hand it to you... that's the second time you made me LOL (literally) tonight.

What the FUCK are you looking at?
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Anybody seen my mod repellant?

adolescentmasturbator
posted on 04-24-2001 @ 11:50 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Kid actually laughs?



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hangupthephoneuSKANK
posted on 04-25-2001 @ 12:29 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

The differences between me and you is that I don't need to show a small Green rectangular card to prove I was born here! When I speak, it is most likley a complete sentence with out a phrase like "how you say". And, when I hear sirens, I don't get all nervous and shit and hide in the bedroom with twelve other illegals!



-Im a permanet resident of this country sean... I know that I'm digging a deeper hole by saying this.

-I'll ask you this one more time... Do you have anything funny to say? besides immigration jokes?

quote:

Sean's opinions and comments do not necesarily relfect the attitudes or beliefs of either Froy or Opieanthony.com



-I seriously doubt that.

quote:

Oh and Skank...do you know for a fact that none of us are Native American?? Then our great grand parents etc... were here first- don't assume



-Not when you look like sean.

quote:

I'm so American, that I know for a fact that I don't have any direct relatives living in another country.



-I hope you are not reffering to the town next door to you.. Brooklyn, Bronx, whatever it might be.

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...You will probably get the door
slammed against you face"
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adolescentmasturbator
posted on 04-25-2001 @ 12:39 AM      
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God skank just let it go unless you want a brand new status.



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Kid Afrika
posted on 04-25-2001 @ 12:42 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

I hope you are not reffering to the town next door to you.. Brooklyn, Bronx, whatever it might be.


skank, I'm probably your biggest advocate here (I know, that's not saying much), but I assure you, I'm American. Helen Keller could have seen that you are an immigrant. Embrace your resident alien status, and assimilate. It's in your best interest. I'm sure your life here is 100 times better than it would be in Brasil.

What the FUCK are you looking at?
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Anybody seen my mod repellant?

hangupthephoneuSKANK
posted on 04-25-2001 @ 12:42 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
...like I give a fuck about status anymore... how about this one?...

"I don't have a green card so I hang out with american looking people to get away from the INS"

please... no one cares anymore

...and thanks K1D.:)

SO SSSHHHHHHH!!!

"Ask not... what you can do for this board....
...You will probably get the door
slammed against you face"
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This message was edited by hangupthephoneuSKANK on 4-25-01 @ 12:48 AM
adolescentmasturbator
posted on 04-25-2001 @ 12:46 AM      
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quote:

I'm sure your life here is 100 times better than it would be in Brasil.


I don't know Kid people in Brazil seem to fuck a lot.



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adolescentmasturbator
posted on 04-25-2001 @ 12:48 AM      
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Keep going skank this is moderately entertaining.



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hangupthephoneuSKANK
posted on 04-25-2001 @ 12:51 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
have you thought about EDITING your own replies.. oh I forgot, you are the "pass the time" thread whore... my bad, you are doing a good job:)

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...You will probably get the door
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