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| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 02-26-2001 @ 2:04 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00  | You probably thought this was about Blow Jobs. right? Wrong. It's about Billy Joel. Since my original post was deleted. I'm gonna revive it. You may be Right Friday night I crashed your party Saturday I said I'm sorry Sunday came and trashed me out again I was only having fun Wasn't hurting anyone And we all enjoyed the weekend for a change I've been stranded in the combat zone I walked through Bedford Stuy alone Even rode my motorcycle in the rain And you told me not to drive But I made it home alive So you said that only proves that I'm insane You may be right I may be crazy But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for Turn out the light Don't try to save me You may be wrong for all I know But you may be right Remember how I found you there Alone in your electric chair I told you dirty jokes until you smiled You were lonely for a man I said take me as I am 'Cause you might enjoy some madness for awhile Now think of all the years you tried to Find someone to satisfy you I might be as crazy as you say If I'm crazy then it's true That it's all because of you And you wouldn't want me any other way You may be right I may be crazy But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for It's too late to fight It's too late to change me You may be wrong for all I know But you may be right You may be right I may be crazy But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for Turn out the light Don't try to save me You may be wrong for all I know But you may be right You may be wrong but you may be right You may be wrong but you may be right  Proud staller of Gary Coleman Have you seen the dash button? | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 02-26-2001 @ 2:06 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | and another one - She's got a way She's got a way about her I don't know what it is But I know that I can't live without her She's got a way of pleasin' I don't know what it is But there doesn't have to be a reason Anyway She's got a smile that heals me I don't know why it is But I have to laugh when she reveals me She's got a way of talkin' I don't know what it is But it lifts me up when we are walkin' Anywhere She comes to me when I'm feelin' down Inspires me without a sound She touches me and I get turned around She's got a way of showin' How I make her feel And I find the strength to keep on goin' She's got a light around her And everywhere she goes A million dreams of love surround her Everywhere She comes to me when I'm feelin' down Inspires me without a sound She touches me and I get turned around She's got a smile that heals me I don't know why it is But I have to laugh when she reveals me She's got a way about her I don't know what it is But I know that I can't live without her Anyway Proud staller of Gary Coleman Have you seen the dash button? | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 02-26-2001 @ 2:07 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | One more - I really like this one. I am the entertainer And I know just where I stand Another serenader And another long-haired band Today I am your champion I may have won your hearts But I know the game, you'll forget my name And I won't be here in another year If I don't stay on the charts I am the entertainer And I've had to pay my price The things I did not know at first I learned by doin' twice Ah, but still they come to haunt me Still they want their say So I've learned to dance with a hand in my pants I let 'em rub my neck and I write 'em a check And they go their merry way I am the entertainer Been all around the world I've played all kinds of palaces And laid all kinds of girls I can't remember faces I don't remember names Ah, but what the hell You know it's just as well 'Cause after a while and a thousand miles It all becomes the same I am the entertainer I bring to you my songs I'd like to spend a day or two I can't stay that long No, I've got to meet expenses I got to stay in line Gotta get those fees to the agencies And I'd love to stay but there's bills to pay So I just don't have the time I am the entertainer I come to do my show You've heard my latest record It's been on the radio Ah, it took me years to write it They were the best years of my life It was a beautiful song But it ran too long If you're gonna have a hit You gotta make it fit So they cut it down to 3:05 I am the entertainer The idol of my age I make all kinds of money When I go on the stage Ah, you've seen me in the papers I've been in the magazines But if I go cold I won't get sold I'll get put in the back in the discount rack Like another can of beans I am the entertainer And I know just where I stand Another serenader And another long-haired band Today I am your champion I may have won your hearts But I know the game, you'll forget my name I won't be here in another year If I don't stay on the charts Proud staller of Gary Coleman Have you seen the dash button? | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 02-26-2001 @ 2:08 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | Last one for today. This song is the lithmus test for a true Billy Joel fan. It's one of his lesser known hits but a good one. If you know the lyrics to this song, you are pretty much a BJ fan. Captain Jack Saturday night and you're still hangin' around Tired of livin' in your one-horse town Like to find a little hole in the ground For a while So you go to the village in your tie-dye jeans And you stare at the junkies and the closet queens It's just like some pornographic magazine And you smile Captain Jack will get you high tonight And take you to your special island Captain Jack will get you by tonight Just a little push and you'll be smilin' Your sister's gone out. She's on a date You just sit at home and masturbate The phone is gonna ring soon but you just can't wait For that call So you stand on the corner in you New English clothes And you look so polished from your hair down to your toes But still your finger's gonna pick your nose After all But Captain Jack will get you high tonight And take you to your special island Captain Jack will get you by tonight Just a little push 'n' you'll be smilin' La da da, Oh yeah, yeah So you decide to take a holiday You got your tape deck and your brand new Chevrolet Ah but there's no place to go anyway And what for... You've got everything, but nothing's cool They've just found your father in the swimming pool And you guess you won't be going back to school Anymore... But Captain Jack will get you high tonight And take you to your special island Captain Jack will get you by tonight Just a little push 'n' you'll be smilin' La da da, Oh yeah, yeah So you play your albums and you smoke your pot And you meet your girlfriend in the parking lot Oh, but still you're aching for the things you have not got What went wrong... And if you can't understand why your world is so dead And why you've got to keep in style and feed your head Well, you're twenty-one and still your mother makes your bed And that's too long... But Captain Jack will get you high tonight And take you to your special island Captain Jack will get you by tonight Just a little push 'n' you'll be smilin' Yeah, Captain Jack will get you by tonight Yeah, Captain Jack will get you by tonight Proud staller of Gary Coleman Have you seen the dash button? | ||||
| Rommel | posted on 02-26-2001 @ 2:35 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | Grumpy, here's a deep cut: Miami 2017 (Seen the Lights Go Out on Broadway) I've seen the lights go out on Broadway I saw the Empire State laid low. And life went on beyond the Palisades, They all bought bright Cadillacs And left there long ago. We held a concert out in Brooklyn To watch the Island bridges blow. They turned our power down, And drove us underground But we went right on with the show... I've seen the lights go out on Broadway I saw the ruins at my feet, You know we almost didn't notice it We'd see it all the time on Forty-Second Street. They burned the churches up in Harlem Like in that Spanish Civil War The flames were everywhere, But no one really cared It always burned up there before... I saw the lights go out on Broadway I watched the mighty skyline fall. The boats were waiting at the Battery, The union went on strike They never sailed at all. They sent a carrier out from Norfolk And picked the Yankees up for free. They said that Queens could stay, They blew the Bronx away And sank Manhattan out to sea... You know those lights were bright on Broadway But that was so many years ago... Before we all lived here in Florida Before the Mafia took over Mexico. There are not many who remember They say a handful still survive... To tell the world about... The way the lights went out, And keep the memory alive...  Jeder oder Keiner, Alles oder Nichts | ||||
| GrkqtOandAfan Claim staked by FTL. | posted on 02-26-2001 @ 3:21 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Here is the Best BJ song I heard Put it in your mouth Akinyele Intro: my baby left me last night and then I met his best friend and he took me to his house and I said...I said... (that you said baby) let me tell you what I said Put it in my mouth She said put it in her mouth I said my muthafuckin mouth I mean her muthafuckin mouth Put it in my mouth She said put it in her mouth my muthafuckin mouth Verse You wanna go down why not I be like Herbie and han you a cock and tell you that my name is AK get on your kness, make like the breeze begin to blow but dont give me no Ralph Loren grin if your not down to go low deep in my mouth I'm all about mouth fuckin only if you down for dick suckin if not, be chair and a beer...keep truckin and fuck chap sticks I'm comin ashy as hell, wit chapped dicks for your chapped ass lips down in my mouth creamin your teeth like dentists as Im rubbin them with an erection like injections fuck it I be druggin them numbing up your tonsils like ambesol anesthetic cummin down your throat like chloraseptic take it out my mouth no time for apologin..girlfriend if you..... swallowin{gurgle}....gagolin I'm givin bitches permanent beers put your lips here and catch these damn facial hairs in your mouth Put it in my mouth Put it in your mouth I said my muthafuckin mouth I said your muthafuckin mouth or you can just eat me out or I can just eat you out you can eat me out yeah, whats that all about Now you can lick it, you can sip it, you can taste it I'm talkin every drip-drop, don't you waste it baby, slurp it up, its enough to fill your cup its finger lickin good and Im wishin it would go down kinda slow or even fast Im always sprung once I feel your tongue In the crack of my ass, just eatin me-nigga goin out like that boy you pack such a tasty treat and you can e a t m e o u t but put it your my mouth put it in your mouth I said your muthafuckin mouth I said your muthafuckin mouth and you could just eat me out what do ya choose to lick you could eat me out pussy or dick? put it in your mouth people through out the world I said your muthafuckin mouth man it's your pick put it in my mouth what do ya choose to lick put it in my mouth pussy or dick? I said my muthafuckin mouth people through out the world just put it in my mouth yeah it's your pick muthafuckin mouth what do you wanna lick and you could just eat me out pussy or dick? in my mouth people through out the world put it in my mouth its..your..pick..hah baby-baby in my mouth its your pick..pick let me go down uhh, uhh people through out the world {laughing Crap we arent talking about the same BJs are we? LOL oh well  What are we gonna do about this?"OA.com Where the men become boys and the women are play toys" Student of Faceman's Teen Foreign Exchange Program | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 02-26-2001 @ 5:31 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | Some people just don't have the mental capacity to read before they post. This thread was about Billy Joel Not Blow Jobs! That's a thread for another day!. Proud staller of Gary Coleman Have you seen the dash button? | ||||
King Shit *board owner* | posted on 02-26-2001 @ 5:48 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01 | One of my personal favs... Call me a joker, call me a fool Right at this moment I'm totally cool Clear as a crystal, sharp as a knife I feel like I'm in the prime of my life Sometimes it feels like I'm going to fast I don't know how long this feeling will last Maybe it's only tonight CHORUS Darling I don't know why I go to extremes Too high or too low there ain't no in-betweens And if I stand or I fall It's all or nothing at all Darling I don't know why I go to extremes Sometimes I'm tired, sometimes I'm shot Sometimes I don't know how much more I've got Maybe I'm headed over the hill Maybe I've set myself up for the kill Tell me how much do you think you can take Until the heart in you is starting to break? Sometimes it feels like it will CHORUS Out of the darkness, intothe light Leaving the scene of the crime Either I'm wrong or I'm perfectly right every time Sometims I lie awake, night after night Coming apart at the seams Eager to please, ready to fight Why do I go to extremes?  ~Matt/Froy from Jersey The Hell Hole Official Protector of Gay Marco & SwampJunk...if he ever decides to post. Also providing total immunity to Fayth | ||||
| Calm Your Nut | posted on 02-26-2001 @ 6:14 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | i came here for blow job songs. Proud to watch over "Mud Juice and Drunken GW" | ||||
King Shit *board owner* | posted on 02-26-2001 @ 6:22 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01 | Well, then you were in for a hell of a surprise, huh?! ~Matt/Froy from Jersey The Hell Hole Official Protector of Gay Marco & SwampJunk...if he ever decides to post. Also providing total immunity to Fayth | ||||
| Whackbag | posted on 02-26-2001 @ 8:58 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | Miami 2017 is not a "deep cut" these are, "All you wanna do is dance" (turnstiles track 3) Oh baby, you don't get turned on by the radio. Oh baby, you got nothing to play on your stereo. "Why don't the Beatles get back together?" "Why don't nobody sing of romance?" Oh baby, all you wanna do is dance. Oh baby, I think you are lost in the seventies. Oh baby, "The music she ain't what she used to be." You don't understand what they're saying, You've given it every chance Oh baby, all you wanna do is dance. Well you wish you were back in the good old days, When tomatoes were cheaper, and you never heard the words of your favorite songs Through a three inch speaker. And you never messed around with dangerous drugs, You were all getting sick on beer And you didn't get any (unless you went steady and made out for a year). Well you can hide away honey, in your rock and roll dreams, You can stand by your blue suede shoes But the party is over, And I'm getting tired of waiting for you. Oh baby, "Where are the oldies they used to play?" Oh baby, you want to crawl back into yesterday, You don't want to deal with the future, You don't want to make any plans Oh baby, all you wanna do is dance. AND "All for Leyna" (Glass Houses, track She stood on the tracks Waving her arms Leading me to that third rail shock Quick as a wink She changed her mind She gave me a night That's all it was What will it take until I stop Kidding myself Wasting my time There's nothing else I can do 'Cause I'm doing it all for Leyna I don't want anyone new 'Cause I'm living it all for Leyna There's nothing in it for you 'Cause I'm giving it all to Leyna We laid on the beach Watching the tide She didn't tell me there were rocks Under the waves Right off the shore Washed up on the sand Barely alive Wishing the undertow would stop How can a man take anymore There's nothing else I can do 'Cause I'm doing it all for Leyna I don't want anyone new 'Cause I'm living it all for Leyna There's nothing in it for you 'Cause I'm giving it all to Leyna I'm failing in school Losing my friends Making my family lose their minds I don't want to eat I don't want to sleep I only want Leyna one more time Now I'm in my room Watching the tube Telling myself she still may drop Over to say She's changed her mind So, I wait in the dark Listening for her, Instead of my old man saying stop... Kidding yourself, Wasting your time There's nothing else I can do 'Cause I'm doing it all for Leyna I don't want anyone new 'Cause I'm living it all for Leyna There's nothing in it for you 'Cause I'm giving it all to Leyna | ||||
| slackjaw The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD! The Great Pumpkin | posted on 02-26-2001 @ 9:13 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | I am in Heaven, an entire Billy thread, NICE! One of my personal favorites is Vienna, mostly because of one little line:quote: As for Captain Jack, I wouldn't say it was a lesser hit, but you gotta love a song that deals with drugs, incest and masturbation.  Say hello to my little friend! I have officialy adopted:Monstertaz | ||||
| KeeKee | posted on 02-26-2001 @ 9:17 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | Sorry Grumpy but I am spent from the last BJ thread to post again...oops I guess i just did..hehe | ||||
and i am apologizing now for the spelling errors, its 34 am and im drunk, so no time for spell check! Gotcha, SLASH i'll mmmm momo all i want! and you cant stop me! | posted on 02-26-2001 @ 10:55 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | one of my favorites... This is the Time We walked on the beach beside that old hotel They're tearing it down now But it's just as well I haven't shown you everything a man can do So stay with me baby I've got plans for you This is the time to remember Cause it will not last forever These are the days To hold on to Cause we won't Although we'll want to This is the time But time is gonna change You've given me the best of you And now I need the rest of you Did you know that before you came into my life It was some kind of miracle that I survived Some day we will both look back And have to laugh We lived through a lifetime And the aftermath This is the time to remember Cause it will not last forever These are the days To hold on to Cause we won't Although we want to This is the time But time is gonna change I know we've got to move somehow But I don't want to lose you know Sometimes it's so easy To let a day Slip on by Without even seeing each other at all But this is the time you'll turn back and so will I And those will be the days you can never recall And so we embrace again Behind the dunes This beach is cold On winter afternoons But holding you close is like holding the summer sun I'm warm from the memory of days to come This is the time to remember Cause it will not last forever These are the days To hold on to But we won't Although we'll want to This is the time But time is gonna change You've given me the best of you But now I need the rest of you  | ||||
and i am apologizing now for the spelling errors, its 34 am and im drunk, so no time for spell check! Gotcha, SLASH i'll mmmm momo all i want! and you cant stop me! | posted on 02-26-2001 @ 11:00 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | and another classic... Only the Good Die Young Come out Virginia, don't let me me wait You Catholic girls start much too late But sooner or later it comes down to fate I might as well be the one They showed you a statue and told you to pray They built you a temple and locked you away But they never told you the price that you pay For things that you might have done..... Only the good die young You might have heard I run with a dangerous crowd We ain't too pretty we ain't too proud We might be laughing a bit too loud But that never hurt no one Come on Virginia show me a sign Send up a signal I'll throw you the line The stained-glass curtain you're hiding behind Never lets in the sun And only the good die young You got a nice white dress and a party on your confirmation You got a brand new soul And a cross of gold But Virginia they didn't give you quite enough information You didn't count on me When you were counting on your rosary They say there's a heaven for those who will wait Some say it's better but I say it ain't I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints Sinners are much more fun... And only the good die young You say your mother told you all that I could give you was a reputation She never cared for me But did she ever say a prayer for me? | ||||
| Rommel | posted on 02-27-2001 @ 7:59 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | In terms of air-play, and overall popularity via the broadcast airwaves, Miami 2017 is indeed a deep cut.  ;) Jeder oder Keiner, Alles oder Nichts This message was edited by Rommel on 2-27-01 @ 8:06 AM | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 02-27-2001 @ 9:09 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | Nice to see so many damn Billy Joel fans. I thought for sure I was gonna be alone on this. Here's on that reflects a day in the life of Grumpy: Pressure You have to learn to pace yourself Pressure You're just like everybody else Pressure You've only had to run so far So good But you will come to a place Where the only thing you feel Are loaded guns in your face And you'll have to deal with Pressure You used to call me paranoid Pressure But even you can not avoid Pressure You turned the tap dance into your crusade Now here you are with your faith And your Peter Pan advice You have no scars on your face And you cannot handle pressure All grown up and no place to go Psych 1, Psych 2 What do you know? All your life is Channel 13 Sesame Street What does it mean? Pressure Pressure Don't ask for help You're all alone Pressure You'll have to answer To your own Pressure I'm sure you'll have some cosmic rationale But here you are in the ninth Two men out and three men on Nowhere to look but inside Where we all respond to Pressure Pressure All your life is Time Magazine I read it too What does it mean? Pressure I'm sure you'll have some cosmic rationale But here you are with your faith And your Peter Pan advice You have no scars on your face And you cannot handle pressure Pressure, pressure One, two, three, four Pressure Proud staller of Gary Coleman Have you seen the dash button? | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 02-27-2001 @ 9:11 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | One more, just for the hell of it. Also a personal favorite of mine: She's got a way She's got a way about her I don't know what it is But I know that I can't live without her She's got a way of pleasin' I don't know what it is But there doesn't have to be a reason Anyway She's got a smile that heals me I don't know why it is But I have to laugh when she reveals me She's got a way of talkin' I don't know what it is But it lifts me up when we are walkin' Anywhere She comes to me when I'm feelin' down Inspires me without a sound She touches me and I get turned around She's got a way of showin' How I make her feel And I find the strength to keep on goin' She's got a light around her And everywhere she goes A million dreams of love surround her Everywhere She comes to me when I'm feelin' down Inspires me without a sound She touches me and I get turned around She's got a smile that heals me I don't know why it is But I have to laugh when she reveals me She's got a way about her I don't know what it is But I know that I can't live without her Anyway Proud staller of Gary Coleman Have you seen the dash button? | ||||
| Guv'nor | posted on 03-01-2001 @ 7:57 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00 | Well I know a couple of Billy's songs.... Some people stay far away from the door, if there's a chance of it opening up They hear a voice in the hall outside and hope that it just passes by, Some people live with the fear of a touch and the anger of having been a fool They will not listen to anyone so nobody tells them a lie I know you're only protecting yourself I know you're thinking of somebody else Someone one who hurt you But I'm not above making up for the love you've been denying you could ever feel I'm not above doing anything to restore your faith if I can Some people see through the eye's of the old Before they ever get a look at the young I'm only willing to hear you cry Because I am an innocent man Oh yes I am Some people say they will never believe Another promise they hear in the dark Because they only remember too well they heard somebody tell them before Some people sleep all alone every night Instead of taking a lover to bed Some people find that it’s easier to hate Than to wait anymore I know you don’t wanna hear what I say I know you’re gonna keep turning away But I’ve been there and if I can survive I can keep you alive I’m not above going through it again I’m not above been cool for a while If you’re cruel to me I’ll understand Some people run from a possible fight Some people figure they can never win And although this is a fight I can lose The accused is an innocent man Oh yes I am An innocent man You know you’ll only hurt yourself out of spite I guess you’d rather be a martyr tonight That’s your decision But I’m not below Anybody I know if there’s a chance of resurrecting a love I’m not above going back to the start To find out where the heartache began Some people hope for a miracle cure Some people just accept the world as it is But I’m not willing to lay down and die Because I am an innocent man I am an innocent man Oh yes I am An innocent man One more………… In every heart there is a room A sanctuary safe and strong To heal the wounds from lovers past Until a new one comes along I spoke to you in cautious tones You answered me with no pretense Yet still I feel I said too much My silence is my self defense And every time I’ve held the rose It seems I only felt the thorns And so it goes and so it goes And so will you soon I suppose But if my silence made you leave Then that would be my worst mistake So I will share this room with you And you can have this heart to break And this is why my eye’s are closed It’s just as well for all I’ve seen And so it goes and so it goes And you’re the only one who knows So I would chose to be with you That’s if the choice where mine to make But you can make decisions too And you can have this heart to break And so it goes and so it goes And you’re the only one who knows I thought I’d post these two to point out to Grumpy that they’re not all bad on BJ’s Greatest Hits III  | ||||
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