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| OPM * chick | posted on 05-16-2001 @ 8:46 PM |    | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01  | I heard this song for the 1st time last night and it totally cracked me up. lol I like the part about the ice cream ;). SO TELL ME, WHEN YOU TOOK THE PRACTICE SCHOLASTIC APTITUDE TEST DID YOU KNOW THE ANSWERS OR DID YOU JUST GUESS? YOU RELY ON GIMMICKS TO AMUSE YOUR FANS AND ACT ALL URBAN TO JACK-UP YOUR SOUND-SCAN. WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? HOW COME YOU RHYME MONOSYLLABICALLY? IS ATROPHY SHRINKING YOUR ENTIRE VOCABULARY? YOUR STYLE'S LIKE GARBAGE CANS MEANT TO BE TAKEN OUT ON A WEEKLY BASIS. EVER SINCE YOUR FIRST RECORD YOU'VE BEEN IN A STATE OF SUSPENDED ANIMATION. YOU LOOK LIKE SNUFFALUFFAGUS AND AUSTRALOPITHECUS. ME CRAY, YOU ABACUS. BUT ENOUGH ABOUT YOU, LET'S TALK ABOUT ME AND HOW SINGLE-HANDEDLY I REDEFINED THE SCIENCE OF RADIO ASTRONOMY, MAKING NOBEL PRIZE WINNERS QUESTION THEIR NOTIONS OF REALITY. OH, BUT I DIGRESS… YOU PLAY SORRY, I PLAY CHESS. KING'S PAWN TO B3, CHECKMATE, GO GET SOME PERCASETS. CAREFUL WITH THAT MIC, WEEZY. DO YOU REALLY THINK IT'S THAT EASY? MMMM… THIS IS REALLY GOOD ICE CREAM! YOU WANT SOME OF IT? OH, MY BAD I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE LACTOSE INTOLERANT. MAKES YOU PASS GAS, FRIGHTENS ALL THE GIRLS AWAY. ONLY FRIENDS YOU KEEP ARE THOSE YOU PAY. ALWAYS ON THE READY FOR THE WACK SNACK ATTACK, I CARRY SANDWICHES AROUND IN A STRAIGHT-EDGE STYLE JANSPORT BACKPACK. GOT THE GADGET Q GAVE BOND. TAKE CONTROL OF YOUR MIND AND MAKE YOU JUMP IN A POND, GO "QUACK QUACK" AND FLAP YOUR ARMS, LEAVE YOU CONFUSED, BUT COMPLETELY UNHARMED. CAREFUL WITH THAT MIC, WEEZY. DO YOU REALLY THINK IT'S THAT EASY? DO YOU REALLY THINK IT'S TRUE THAT UP ABOVE THEY CAN'T HEAR YOU? NOW BOTH YOU AND I KNOW THAT THE PAST TEN YEARS HAVE BEEN RATHER INTENSE. I'M ASHAMED TO ADMIT THAT I'VE BEEN FOOLED BY THE SEDUCTIONS OF VIOLENCE. PEOPLE WALKING AROUND WITH UGLY AURAS. AT TIMES I'M EVEN TEMPTED TO SEEK THE ADVICE OF DR. LAURA, BUT I IGNORE HER. SO I TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND COUNT TO TEN, AIN'T GONNA LET IT GET UNDER MY SKIN. TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND COUNT TO TEN. THINK OF ALL THE NICE PLACES THAT I BEEN LIKE BACK WHEN I WAS WAGING PEACE AGAINST THE VISIGOTHS, I WAS TUTORED IN THE ANCIENT MYSTERIES BY A WIZENED PHILOSOPH, LEARNED THE POLYRHYTHM OF CELESTIAL TIME, AND WAIT FOR THE ONE TO COME AND GET IT DONE TO FINISH THE RHYME. CAREFUL WITH THAT MIC, WEEZY. DO YOU REALLY THINK IT'S THAT EASY? DO YOU REALLY THINK IT'S TRUE THAT UP ABOVE THEY CAN'T HEAR YOU?  | ||||
| Filzy Stand up straight Stomach in Shoulders back SOUND OFF!!! | posted on 05-16-2001 @ 9:10 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | That song fucking rocks. Clutch is so much better than some of them hybrid fag bands out there.  If you don't have regrets, you haven't accomplished anything. -Josh Silver, Type O Negative "My graduate, The Mrs." | ||||
| Sluggo667 SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh... I am not allowed to tell anyone. | posted on 05-16-2001 @ 11:14 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | Everything CLUTCH has ever done is friggin' GREAT!!! If you don't know them, be prepared...every album is different. Some take some getting used to. This one's from a few years back... Like a fly to doo doo You need me like a bird needs wings Or little bunny fufu who needs to bop the field mice So all the kids can sing They call me El Jefe El primo de los matadors The master of the metaphor, A chaw chewin' trubador The one you've come to love and adore, And I've come to take you away Take you away Take you away Take you away Take you away Take you away Take you away I'll make you go goo goo Like a baby that sees candy right before its eyes I'll kiss your little boo boo Make it better than it's ever felt before They call me El Jefe El primo de los matadors The master of the metaphor, A chaw chewin' trubador The one you've come to love and adore, And I've come to take you away I'll take you away now I'll take you away now Can you do the two step fleshtone slide? Well I'll teach you Can you do the achy breaky eyeball dance? Well I'll teach you Can you do the two step fleshtone slide? Well I'll teach you Can you do the achy breaky eyeball dance? Well I'll teach you They call me El Jefe The boss and the point man And I've come to take you away They call me El Jefe The boss and the hit man And I've come to take you away  Sluggo667...Neighbor of the beast... | ||||
| MaynardGKrebs | posted on 05-17-2001 @ 8:53 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | One of their greatest songs..... SPACEGRASS Dodge Swinger 1973, Galaxy 500, All the way stars' green, gotta go. Dodge Swinger 1973, top down, chassis low, Panel dim, light drive, Jesus on the dashboard. T-minus whenever it feels right, Galaxy 500. Planets align, a king is born. Whenever it feels right Whenever it feels right Whenever it feels right Whenever it feels right Dodge Swinger 1973, top down, chassis free, Buzz Aldrin, Armstrong, or maybe just me. Don't worry, it's coming. Don't worry, it's coming. Jesus on the dashboard. Whenever it feels right Whenever it feels right Whenever it feels right I turn on the radio. Hey kid, are you going my way? Hop in, we'll have ourselves a field day. We'll find us some spacegrass, Lay low, watch the universe expand. Skyway, permanent Saturday. Oh, by the way, Saturn is my rotary. Hop in, it'll be eternity Till we make it to M83. Once around the Sun, cruising, climbing. Jupiter cyclops winks at me, yeah, he knows who's driving. Hit neutral in the tail of a comet. Let the vortex pull my weight. Push the seat back a little lower. Watch light bend in the blower. Planets align. A king is born. Dodge Swinger. Jesus on the dashboard. Whenever it feels right Whenever it feels right Whenever it feels right Whenever it feels right  | ||||
| Sluggo667 SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh... I am not allowed to tell anyone. | posted on 05-17-2001 @ 1:04 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | Here's another one that actually made it to the radio... TEXAN BOOK OF THE DEAD So you say you want to go to Heaven, Well I got the plans. It walks like the Sasquatch And it breeds like Kubla Khan. In original dialect, It's really quite cryptical. There are many copies around, But this my man is the original. It's given me powers, But kept me low. Many have scorned this, Modern day Pharisees fat with espressos. Be leary of Timothy, Clear light and all that. If you want light go stare at the sun. Hell, that boy don't know crap. If you want to know Paradise, And you want to know Hell, Want to drink that cool clear liquor, Better dig a little deeper in the well. If you want to know Paradise, And you want to know Hell, Want to drink that cool clear liquor, Better dig a little deeper in the well. You want a mantra? You want to know? You want that mantra? Well here you go. One for the money, Two for the show, And a knickknackpaddywack Give the Lord a handclap. Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang Still want that mantra? Still want to know? Still want that mantra? Well here you go. It is written. I have spoken. So put this in your pipe And smoke it. Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang Ooeeooahah, B-I-N-G-O, Ooeeooahah, E-I-E-I-0 Sluggo667...Neighbor of the beast... | ||||
| spitfire421 | posted on 05-17-2001 @ 1:39 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | I want to start getting a couple of Clutch disks...where should I start??? (huge stoner/doom rock fan BTW) | ||||
| Sluggo667 SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh... I am not allowed to tell anyone. | posted on 05-17-2001 @ 3:51 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | Hey Spit...try thisVisit this Website Here's a little love song... BINGE AND PURGE Perhaps it's just the way the light falls But everything looks like a target to me And I don't know where the gun is But I'm certain that it's pointed at me And in the jungle, retched jungle They say the lion eats tonight And all around it is a colliseum Dripping with a voracious appetite I say hey there, fella Whose soul are you tormenting now? Hey there, fella Whose soul are you tormenting now? In the course of all the previous events It is evident that something's bound to happen Come on, rear your ugly head to me I've got nothing to lose but my apathy The root of the problem has been isolated The root of the problem has been isolated The root of the problem has been isolated The root of the problem has been isolated Come on, motherfucker Come on, motherfucker Come on, motherfucker Let's throw down Come on, motherfucker Come on, motherfucker Come on, motherfucker Let's throw down Just try me Just try me What are you waiting for? Come on, motherfucker Let's throw down Come on, motherfucker Let's go Just rear your ugly fucking head I'll put it on a platter Just rear your ugly fucking head I'll put it on a platter Come on, motherfucker Come on, motherfucker Come on, motherfucker Let's throw down Come on, motherfucker Come on, motherfucker Come on, motherfucker Let's go Hey there Hey fella Hey there Hey fella Come on, motherfucker Come on, motherfucker Come on, motherfucker Let's throw down Come on, motherfucker Come on, motherfucker Come on, motherfucker Let's throw down Just try me Just try me What are you waiting for? Come on, motherfucker Let's throw down Come on, motherfucker Let's go I'll make you wish that you'd never been born I'll make you wish that you'd never been born I'll make you wish that you'd never been born Come on, motherfucker Let's go Hey there Hey fella Hey there Hey fella Sluggo667...Neighbor of the beast... | ||||
| OPM * chick | posted on 05-17-2001 @ 8:15 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | Wow, glad to see that there's some Clutch fans on the board. :) Taproot chicka (aka M.I.A. slut), this is for you: while I was searching for old Clutch lyrics I found something about Satan Stole My Teddybear. lol does it ever stop? And btw, yeah, the lead singer does sound a bit like M.C.U.D. (aka Jahred, Mr. Nino, Paulo Sergio, whatever u wanna call him...just the hot guy with the dreads...). | ||||
| Sluggo667 SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh... I am not allowed to tell anyone. | posted on 06-06-2001 @ 9:19 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | Bringin' this back up for SpiritOfDirt...you are not alone. lots of CLUTCH fans here!  Sluggo667...Neighbor of the beast... | ||||
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