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| Jennitalia | posted on 06-03-2001 @ 9:05 PM |    | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00  | Big Bottom The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin That's what I said. The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand Or so I have read. My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo. I love to sink her with my pink torpedo. Big bottom Big bottom Talk about bum cakes, My gal's got 'em. Big bottom, Drive me out of my mind. How can I leave this behind? I saw her on monday, twas my lucky bun day You know what I mean. I love her each weekday, each velvety cheekday You know what I mean. My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights Big game's waiting there inside her tights Big bottom Big bottom Talk about mud flaps My gal's got 'em. Big bottom Drive me out of my mind. How can I leave this behind?  | ||||
| KeeKee
| posted on 06-03-2001 @ 10:40 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | ...ok | ||||
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) | posted on 06-03-2001 @ 11:17 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | Are you gonna take me home tonight? Ah down beside that red fire light Are you gonna let it all hang out? Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round Hey I was just a skinny lad Never knew no good from bad But I knew love before I left my nursery Left alone with big fat Fanny She was such a naughty nanny Heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me Hey hey! I've been singing with my band Across the wire across the land I've seen every blue eyed floozy on the way But their beauty and their style Went kind of smooth after a while Take me to them lovely ladies every time Oh won't you take me home tonight Oh down beside your red firelight Oh and you give it all you got Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round Hey listen here Now your mortgages and homes And the stiffness in your bones Ain't no beauty queens in this locality (I tell you) Oh but I still get my pleasure Still get my greatest treasure Heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me Oh you gonna take me home tonight (Please) Oh down beside that red firelight Oh you gonna let it all hang out? Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round Get on your bikes and ride Fat bottomed girls Fat bottomed girls  Funny how ev'rything was roses When we held on to the guns Write To Me Here Do I listen to pop music because I'm miserable? Or am I miserable because I listen to pop music? It's a friend's responsibility to fulfill your needs, not your emptiness The sugared-plums that used to dance in my head are now Equal plums 'cause Mom's on a new diet This message was edited by SLASH on 6-3-01 @ 11:43 PM | ||||
| GrkqtOandAfan Claim staked by FTL. | posted on 06-03-2001 @ 11:28 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Baby Got Back *talking* Oh my god Becky, look at her butt Its so big She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends Who understands those rap guys They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute I mean her butt It's just so big I can't believe it's so round It's just out there I mean, it's gross Look, she's just so black *rap* I like big butts and I can not lie You other brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face You get sprung Wanna pull up tough Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed Deep in the jeans she's wearing I'm hooked and I can't stop staring Oh, baby I wanna get with ya And take your picture My homeboys tried to warn me But that butt you got Make Me so horney Ooh, rump of smooth skin You say you wanna get in my benz Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy I've seen them dancin' The hell with romancin' She's Sweat,Wet, got it goin like a turbo vette I'm tired of magazines Saying flat butts are the thing Take the average black man and ask him that She gotta pack much back So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah) Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah) Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt Baby got back (LA face with Oakland booty) I like'em round and big And when I'm throwin a gig I just can't help myself I'm actin like an animal Now here's my scandal I wanna get you home And UH, double up UH UH I aint talkin bout playboy Cuz silicone parts were made for toys I wannem real thick and juicy So find that juicy double Mixalot's in trouble Beggin for a piece of that bubble So I'm lookin' at rock videos Knockin these bimbos walkin like hoes You can have them bimbos I'll keep my women like Flo Jo A word to the thick soul sistas I wanna get with ya I won't cus or hit ya But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna -- Til the break of dawn Baby Got it goin on Alot of pimps won't like this song Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it But I'd rather stay and play Cuz I'm long and I'm strong And I'm down to get the friction on So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah) Do you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah) Then turn around Stick it out Even white boys got to shout Baby got back (LA face with the Oakland booty) Yeah baby When it comes to females Cosmo ain't got nothin to do with my selection 36-24-36 Only if she's 5'3" So your girlfriend throws a Honda Playin workout tapes by Fonda But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hun You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt Some brothers wanna play that hard role And tell you that the butt ain't gold So they toss it and leave it And I pull up quick to retrieve it So cosmo says you're fat Well I ain't down with that Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin And I'm thinkin bout stickin To the beanpole dames in the magazines You aint it miss thing Give me a sista I can't resist her Red beans and rice did miss her Some knucklehead tried to dis Cuz his girls were on my list He had game but he chose to hit 'em And pulled up quick to get with 'em So ladies if the butt is round And you wanna triple X throw down Dial 1-900-MIXALOT and kick them nasty thoughts Baby got back  Who can say if your love grows as your heart chose only time And who can say where the road goes where the day flows only time Adopted cuties: Two slots open...call me now | ||||
| Ants in My Pants Billy Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis. | posted on 06-04-2001 @ 12:59 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | Big Ole Butt I was at the mall, sippin' on a milkshake Playin' the wall, takin' a break Admirin' the girls with the bamboo earings Baby hair and bodies built to swing That's when I seen her Her name was Tina Grace and poise kinda like a ballerina I said, "How you doin', my name's Big L Don't ask me how I'm livin', 'cause, yo, I'm living swell But then again I'm livin' kind of foul 'Cause my girl don't know that I'm out on the prowl" To make a long story short, I got the digits Calls her on my car phone and paid her a visit I was spankin' her and thankin' her, chewin' her and doin' her Layin' like a king on sheets of satin That's what time it is, you know what's happenin' She had a big ole booty, I was doin' my duty I mean, yo, I admit that my girl's a cutie But Tina was erotic, Earl's my witness With the kind of legs that put stockings out of business When I went home, I kissed my girl on the cheek But in the back of my mind it was this big butt freak I sat my girl down, I couldn't hold it in And said to her with a devilish grin... TINA got a big ole butt I know I told you I'd be true But TINA got a big ole butt So I'm leavin' you TINA got a big ole butt I know I told you I'd be true But TINA got a big ole butt So I'm leavin' you I went to the high school about three o'clock To try to catch a cutie ridin' my jock My homeboy's jeep, the system blastin' Cold forty dogs, smilin' and laughin' Girls all over, the kind I adore I felt like a kid in a candy store That's when I seen her Her name was Brenda She had the kind of booty that I'd always remember I said to my man, "Stop the jeep" She's only senteen but, yo, don't sleep I kicked the bass like an NFL punter And scoped the booty like a big game hunter I said to the girl, "Yo, you look tired Let's go get some rest, relax by the fire" I put the big booty on a bearskin rug She gave me a kiss, I have her a hug I said to the girl, "them young boys ain't nothin' You want to get freaky, let me kiss your belly button" I circled it and teased it and made her squeal Grabbed a pack of bullets and pulled out the steel When I was through, I wiped the sweat from my eyes When to the kitchen and got some sweet potato pies Tina busted in my house while I was eatin' You know what I said Too bad you caught me cheatin', but... BRENDA got a big ole butt I know I told you I'd be true But BRENDA got a big ole butt So I'm leavin' you BRENDA got a big ole butt I know I told you I'd be true But BRENDA got a big ole butt So I'm leavin' you I went to Red Lobster for shrimp and steak Around the time whe the waitress are on their lunch break I pulled in the parkin' lot and parked my car Somebody shouted out, "I don't care who you are" I paid it no attention, I walked inside Because Brian had a nine and he was chillin' in the ride I walked in the place, everybody was lookin' And shrimp and steak wasn't the only thing cookin' I sat down to eat, ordered my food I said to the waitress, "I don't mean to be rude But I'll take you on a platter" She said, "You got a girl," I said, "It don't matter You look like you're tastier than a pipin' hot pizza What's your name?" She said, "My tag says Lisa" I said, "O.K., you're smart and all that But when you get off work, yo, I'll be back" She looked at me and said, "Make yourself clear L, where we going?" I said, "Right here" She looked kind of puzzled, I said, "You'll see" I pulled up at ten on the D.O.T. When she walked out the door, I threw my tongue down her throat Pushed her back inside and pulled off her coat Laid her on the table and placed my order And gave her a tip much bigger than a quarter On and on to the break 'a dawn All over the restaurant, word is born I heard somebody coughin', I checked my watch I couldn't believe it said nine o'clock I grabbed my pants, put on my Kangol Who did I see, Oh, yo, it was Brenda Yo, she worked at Red Lobster but I didn't remember LISA got a big ole butt I know I told you I'd be true But LISA got a big ole butt So I'm leavin' you See ya LISA got a big ole butt I know I told you I'd be true But LISA got a big ole butt So I'm leavin' you See ya  | ||||
| Canthandlemybooty | posted on 06-04-2001 @ 12:54 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | Back that Ass up Got you working with some ass, yeah You bad, yeah Make a nigga spend his cash, yeah His last, yeah Hoes clown when you pass, yeah They mad, yeah You gon' ride in the Jag, yeah With dad, yeah You could smoke or buy a bag, yeah A grass, yeah Got money I confess, yeah And trash, yeah I'm a Big Tymer nigga, yeah Pulling trigger, yeah A player hater to flip with, yeah Gon' head and fill it, yeah I be slanging wood, yeah Out the hood, yeah Let it be understood, yeah It's all good, yeah Got a nigga screaming large, yeah On the hard, yeah A smooth ghetto broad, yeah I want the broad, yeah A nigga do a trick, yeah On the dick, yeah You claiming you want a bitch, yeah That ain't shit, yeah The nigga with the money, yeah Don't act funny, yeah Got birds and I'm running, yeah 'Bout a hundred, yeah (Chorus) Girl, you looks good, won't you back that ass up You'se a fine motherfucker, won't you back that ass up Call me big daddy when you back that ass up Hoe, who is you playing with Back that ass up Girl, you looks good, won't you back that ass up You'se a fine motherfucker, won't you back that ass up Call me big daddy when you back that ass up Girl, who is you playing with Back that ass up Girl, you looks good, won't you back that ass up You'se a fine motherfucker, won't you back that ass up (Juvenile) You got to steel, big ass, yeah Make me laugh, yeah Make a nigga wanna grab that Wanna grab that I'm sweating on the draws, yeah On hard, yeah Wanna walk it like a dog, yeah Break you off, yeah Get, how you gon' yours, yeah That's for sure, yeah You fucking with my nerves, yeah To the curb, yeah I know you bitches know, yeah And it show, yeah But a nigga got some more, yeah I'm 'bout to flow, yeah Fresh off some shit, yeah In his bitch, yeah We be making hit, yeah After hit, yeah Them titties sitting nice, yeah I wanna bite, yeah I could fuck you right, yeah All night, yeah Wanna bring it to my house, yeah On the couch, yeah Knock the pussy out, yeah Get them out, yeah I wanna see these hoes, yeah Bend it low, yeah Let me run it in the hole, yeah Let me know, yeah (Chorus) Girl, you looks good, won't you back that ass up You'se a fine motherfucker, won't you back that ass up Call me big daddy when you back that ass up Hoe, who is you playing with Back that ass up Girl, you looks good, won't you back that ass up You'se a fine motherfucker, won't you back that ass up Call me big daddy when you back that ass up Hoe, who is you playing with Back that ass up (Manny Fresh) I know you can't stand it Big Bandit Done landed See the draws handed We can go get it y'all Gang split it y'all Put the bitch on the wall and I hit it y'all I'm looking kind of lonely I'm feeling horny Put the dick in the middle like Monee Big, thick plumber chick And a Hummer chick Beat the dick like a motherfucking drummer chick Cinch that putty-cat Look at that I love a fucking hoody-rat That's a fact You'se a motherfucking get it girl Quit it girl I'm the nigga, the nigga, nigga The hit it girl (Chorus) Girl, you looks good, won't you back that ass up You'se a fine motherfucker, won't you back that ass up Call me big daddy when you back that ass up Hoe, who is you playing with Back that ass up Girl, you looks good, won't you back that ass up You'se a fine motherfucker, won't you back that ass up Call me big daddy when you back that ass up Hoe, who is you playing with Back that ass up (Lil Wayne) Na, na, na, na, na After you back it up, then stop Then wha-wha-what Dro-drop it like it's hot Now after you back it up, then stop Now, wha-wha-wha-what Drop it like it's hot Now drop It like it's hot Drop it like it's hot C-M-P make you drop it like it's hot Drop it like it's hot Dro-drop it like it's hot Drop it like it's hot Dro-drop it like it's hot Ha  "I once thought i had mono for an entire year... It turns out i was just really bored" | ||||
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