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| Tony Metropolis | posted on 06-11-2001 @ 1:00 PM |    | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01  | What do you think is the best Fuck You song? It could be about a relationship, authority, anything. "I am a sophisticated sex robot sent back in time to change the future for one lucky lady." - The Shermanator | ||||
| Mr. Brownstone | posted on 06-11-2001 @ 1:10 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | well i've been to hastings and i've been to brighton i've been to eastbourne too so what so what and i've been here i've been there i've been every fucking where so what so what so what so what you boring little cunt well who cares who cares what you do yeah who cares who cares about you you you you you well i fucked a queen i fucked fuck i've even sucked an old man's cock so what so what and i fucked a sheep i fucked a goat i rammed my cock right down its throat so what so what so what so what you boring little fuck well who cares who cares what you do and who cares who cares about you you you you you and i've drunk that i've drunk this i've spewed up on a pint of piss so what so what i've had scank i've had speed i've jacked up until i bleed so what so what so what so what you boring little cunt well who cares who cares what you do yeah who cares who cares about you you you you you you i've had crabs i've had lice i've had the clap and that ain't nice so what so what i fucked this i fucked that i've even fucked a school girl's twat so what so what so what so what you boring little fuck well who cares who cares what you do and who cares who cares about you you you you you you so fucking what yeah  There is a theory which states that if anyone discovers exactly what the universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another which staes this has already happened. ---Douglas Adams Now seeking junior Brownstones to adopt | ||||
| spitfire421 | posted on 06-11-2001 @ 1:27 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | I'll post my favorite anti-censorship song (again lol)by ANTHRAX...A big FU to Tipper Whore: Now I'm gonna tell ya a story A tale of wrong and Right and freedom is the reason You can't take it without a fight So now I'm startin' up a posse (Suck my dick, suck my dick) To come and look for you We're gonna put a stop To what you want to do You fucking whores (You fuckin' whores) That's all you are You say our records are [show is] offensive (You're a douche, You're a douche) Our messages ain't right You say "We're gonna label records So our kids can grow up right" You fucking whores (Let them decide) That's all you are Shit, fuck, satan, death, sex drugs, rape These seven words you're trying to take Shit, fuck, satan, death, sex, drugs, rape Right or wrong it's our choice to make America the beautiful, Land of the free Don't change the words to land of Hypocrisy Now I'm startin' up a posse (Fascist scum, fascist scum) And we'll damn sure make you see Something that offends you May not be offensive to me You fucking whores (You fuckin' whores) That's all you are Now you might take offense To a word like "fuck" or "shit" (Dick!) But you fuckin' don't have the right (Cunt!) To discriminate me for saying it! You fuckin' whores ( You fuckin' whores) That's all you are So now I'm startin' up a posse (Motherfucker, motherfuck) To fight for freedom of choice To fight for freedom of speech We're gonna make you hear our voice And now I don't do this to shock you (That's the end, that's the end) I don't do this for spite You've got the choice, don't buy it, don't read it, And don't say your opinion's right You fucking whores (You fuckin' whores) That's all you are (Cunty, cunty, cunty, cunt) You know you can't censor my feelings You can't censor my thoughts Censorship's against Everything America stands for You fuckin' whores (Let us decide) That's all you are (And this ain't sexist, either)  The best trip that I've ever had Higher than a jet plane, pass it around My drinks on empty, need another round I wanna fly, wanna ride with you Is this the best that you can do? I wanna fly, wanna ride with you Higher than a jet plane with you | ||||
| SpiritOfDirt | posted on 06-11-2001 @ 1:44 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | Hey Mr. B you beat me with that one. Here's another. -Fuck Off- A shimmy shimmy cocoa cocoa pu- pu- %^(%!#% puffs %!^(# It's the K-K-Kid Rock with the K-K-Kid Rock shit I'm on top bitch and rock for tricks Hella whips and nips and flip trips for whips I get all the money pussy falls like rain Been gettin' laid and paid that's why I never complain If I ain't in it for the money I'm in it for the P It's 1998 yo and you still can't fuck with me You don't be fucking with the blue eye Fucking with my 2-5 up your fucking ass like my shoe size I got a new vibe, kinda like Voodoo You do what we say and we'll do what we want to We're fucking up your city and we're fucking up your program Fucking all your bitches we can fucking give a god damn Twisted Brown gets down with no assistance We won't quit until we're banned from existence Persistance pays if that holds true Then I'm gonna buy this fucking planet before the time I'm through I was praised and raised on the thoughts of no fakin' So I'm gonna get what I got coming and the rest I'm takin' I'm shakin' like Jerry Lee Lewis and shit You act like the motherfucker's new at this shit But I've been true to this shit given' my heart and soul Been shinin' like a diamond but gettin' passed as coal So fuck Off Yea With my pants half hangin' off my ass and shit Bowl filled hash pockets stuffed with cash I be the mushroom trippin' sippin' shots of Jack 'Cause the kids don't listen gettin' lots of flack I be the do wa diddy up and down you block and The 10 karat Kid with my triggers cockin' The K the I the D R O C K motherfucker and you still don't know me So blow me bitch I don't rock for cancer I rock for the cash and the topless dancers Don't have no answers so pass the joint I'm just paid in full and made in Detroit I ride like Setta in the Indy 5 And get live with that which get's me high Strive for perfection this much is true We do what we say you say what we do Kid Rock I couldn't be no Bozo So let me get what I got comin' and the rest I'm taking Rock from So Ho to Arizona I'm an easy rider dreamin' of Wynonna I roam the country like a Greyhound bus Put faith in lust and in God I trust I'm not Peter Pan I don't fuck with fairies But I bust more rhymes than virgin cheries And Harry Carey couldn't call my game Fucked so many hoes I'm in the hall of fame And I show no shame from coast to coast I don't mean to brag, but I like to boast Fuck Off Yeah right in your motherfucking ass bitch With that Detoit city shit ain't shit switched we're on the same script Nothing new since '76 Kid Rock Yo, Slim Shady Come break these motherfuckers off Yo Tell the world to hold their breath They're breathing the wrong air This planet belongs to me and this hippy with long hair Two white boys who spike punch and light joints Hang around drugs loud music and light joints Slim Shady and Brown Trucker Another bunch of motherfuckers who hate the world as much as each other And I ain't leaving this party tonight 'till I see some naked bitches drunk touchin' each other Rum and Pepsi got your perception of me sketchy 'Cause when I stage dive people are scared to catch me 'Cause all I do is curse and fuck So when I do 'shrooms you all better give me two rooms 'Cause I'm fuckin' the first one up So when you see me on your block you better lock your cars 'Cause you know I'm losin' it when I'm rappin' to rock guitars This is for children who break rules People that straight fool And every single teenager that hates school Fuck Off  THE ROOT OF THE PROBLEM HAS BEEN ISOLATED I am a budding product of Spitfire421 | ||||
| Ants in My Pants Billy Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis. | posted on 06-11-2001 @ 2:38 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | Well, someone had to do it, so it might as well be me... Fuck Tha Police [MC Ren as Court Officer] Right about now, N.W.A. court is in full effect Judge Dre presiding In the case of N.W.A. vs. the Police Department; prosecuting attourneys are: MC Ren, Ice Cube, and Eazy-motherfuckin-E [Dr. Dre as The Judge] Order, order, order Ice Cube, take the motherfuckin stand Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothin but the truth so help your black ass? [Ice Cube as Witness] You god damn right! [Dr. Dre] Well won't you tell everybody what the fuck you gotta say? [Ice Cube] Fuck the police comin straight from the underground A young nigga got it bad cause I'm brown And not the other color so police think they have the authority to kill a minority Fuck that shit, cause I ain't the one for a punk motherfucker with a badge and a gun to be beatin on, and thrown in jail We can go toe to toe in the middle of a cell Fuckin with me cause I'm a teenager with a little bit of gold and a pager Searchin my car, lookin for the product Thinkin every nigga is sellin narcotics You'd rather see, me in the pen than me and Lorenzo rollin in a Benz-o Beat a police out of shape and when I'm finished, bring the yellow tape To tape off the scene of the slaughter Still gettin swoll off bread and water I don't know if they fags or what Search a nigga down, and grabbin his nuts And on the other hand, without a gun they can't get none But don't let it be a black and a white one Cause they'll slam ya down to the street top Black police showin out for the white cop Ice Cube will swarm on ANY motherfucker in a blue uniform Just cause I'm from, the CPT Punk police are afraid of me! HUH, a young nigga on the warpath And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a bloodbath of cops, dyin in L.A. Yo Dre, I got somethin to say {*"Fuck the police" -> cut and scratched 4X*} Example of scene one [Cop] Pull your god damn ass over right now [NWA] Aww shit, now what the fuck you pullin me over for? [Cop] Cause I feel like it! Just sit your ass on the curb and shut the fuck up [NWA] Man, fuck this shit [Cop] Aight smartass, I'm takin your black ass to jail! [Dr. Dre] MC Ren, will you please give your testimony to the jury about this fucked up incident? [MC Ren] Fuck the police and Ren said it with authority because the niggaz on the street is a majority A gang, is with whoever I'm steppin and the motherfuckin weapon is kept in a stash box, for the so-called law Wishin Ren was a nigga that they never saw Lights start flashin behind me But they're scared of a nigga so they mace me to blind me But that shit don't work, I just laugh because it gives em a hint, not to step in my path For police, I'm sayin, "Fuck you punk!" Readin my rights and shit, it's all junk Pullin out a silly club, so you stand with a fake-assed badge and a gun in your hand But take off the gun so you can see what's up And we'll go at it punk, and I'ma fuck you up! Make you think I'ma kick your ass but drop your gat, and Ren's gonna blast I'm sneaky as fuck when it comes to crime But I'ma smoke 'em now and not next time Smoke any motherfucker that sweats me or any asshole, that threatens me I'm a sniper with a hell of a scope Takin out a cop or two, they can't cope with me The motherfuckin villian that's mad With potential, to get bad as fuck So I'ma turn it around Put in my clip, yo, and this is the sound {*BOOM, BOOM*} Yeah, somethin like that but it all depends on the size of the gat Takin out a police, would make my day But a nigga like Ren don't give a fuck to say {*"Fuck the police" -> cut and scratched 4X*} [Cop] {*knocking on the door*} [NWA] Yeah man, what you need? [Cop] Police, open now [NWA] Aww shit [Cop] We have a warrant for Eazy-E's arrest [Cop] Get down and put your hands up where I can see 'em (Move motherfucker, move now!) [NWA] What the fuck did I do, man what did I do? [Cop] Just shut the fuck up and get your motherfuckin ass on the floor (You heard the man, shut the fuck up!) [NWA] But I didn't do shit [Cop] Man just shut the fuck up! [Dr. Dre] Eazy-E, won't you step up to the stand and tell the jury how you feel about this bullshit? [Eazy-E] I'm tired of the motherfuckin jackin Sweatin my gang, while I'm chillin in the shack, and shinin the light in my face, and for what? Maybe it's because I kick so much butt I kick ass -- or maybe cause I blast on a stupid-assed nigga when I'm playin with the trigger of any Uzi or an AK Cause the police always got somethin stupid to say They put out my picture with silence Cause my identity by itself causes violence The E with the criminal behavior Yeah, I'm a gangsta, but still I got flavor Without a gun and a badge, what do ya got? A sucker in a uniform waitin to get shot by me, or another nigga And with a gat it don't matter if he's smaller or bigger (MC Ren: Size ain't shit, he's from the old school fool) And as you all know, E's here to rule Whenever I'm rollin, keep lookin in the mirror And ears on cue, yo, so I can hear a dumb motherfucker with a gun And if I'm rollin off the 8, he'll be the one that I take out, and then get away While I'm drivin off laughin this is what I'll say {*"Fuck the police" -> cut and scratched 4X*} The verdict [Dre] The jury has found you guilty of bein a redneck, white bread, chickenshit motherfucker [Cop] But wait, that's a lie! That's a god damn lie! [Dre] Get him out of here! [Cop] I want justice! [Dre] Get him the fuck out my face! [Cop] I want justice! [Dre] Out, RIGHT NOW! [Cop] FUCK YOU, YOU BLACK MOTHER-FUCKERRRRRRRRRRRRS! Fuck the police! (repeat 3X)  | ||||
| Brokenjaw Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!! | posted on 06-11-2001 @ 3:07 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | I'm feelin major torn, cause I wasn't born in a manger And my anger has no outlet -- so all day long I smoke that sess I never rest, never sleep, I'm a freak Too cheap to talk, and so I scream like "YAHHHHHHHH!!!" And everything that you stand for hates us But everything your soul needs it awaits us Huh.. So let's ride, not slide, let's mack And if they say you can't go around her say FUCK THAT! So let's ride, not slide, let's mack And if they say you can't go around him say FUCK THAT! So let's ride, not slide, let's mack And if they say you can't come around here say FUCK THAT! So let's ride, not slide, let's mack And if they say you can't come around me say FUCK THAT! I sense danger, I'm a stranger I'm feelin major torn, cause I wasn't born in a manger I feel funny, and I smell like sex -- but in my heart I have no regrets So let's roll, pay your toll, get soul Let me know, uphold, smoke a bowl like *SNIFFFFFF* Cause everything that you stand for hates us But everything your soul needs it awaits us I see lights in my sights but they look dim I never backed out or cracked out but I look thin I wanna fight for the right but I'm wrong -- say you love me, now I'm gone I never rest, never sleep, I'm a freak Too cheap to talk, and so I shut up like And everything that you stand for hates us But everything your soul needs it awaits us FUCK THAT! FUCK THAT! FUCK THAT! FUCK THAT! FUCK THAT! FUCK THAT! FUCK THAT! FUCK THAT!  Pointing their plastic fingers at me They're hoping soon my kind will drop and die But I'm gonna wave my freak flag high, high Ziggyjr on 6/3 and Harey Carey on 6/4 | ||||
| MaynardGKrebs | posted on 06-12-2001 @ 9:10 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | The Murmurs You Suck No one hurt my fragile little mind right now Its tangled up, and don't you know The pussycat in me is curling up right now But I'll bloom from the inside out But right now There's dust on my guitar you fuck And its all your fault You paralysed my mind and for that You suck Freedom's on my list today and I am feeling pissed But my timeless thoughts and ageless mind won't let you get away And your guilty little conscience won't either But right now There's dust on my guitar you fuck And its all your fault You paralysed my mind and for that You suck We all take risks we all fall hard But you you went too far And I'm too plush for your pathetic digs And you're the only one you'll scar But right now There's dust on my guitar you fuck And its all your fault You paralysed my mind and for that You suck And for that you suck "Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so." Still room for one more castaway. | ||||
| Kim | posted on 06-12-2001 @ 9:28 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Swing low, sweet cherry make it awful it's your life, it's your party, it's so awful let's start a fire let's have a riot! yeah it's awful it was punk yeah it was perfect now it's awful They know how to break all the girls like you and they rob the souls of the girls like you and they break the hearts of the girls Swing low, cherry cherry yeah it's awful he's drunk, he tastes like candy, he's so beautiful he's so deep like dirty water god he's awful you're lost, oh, where's your daddy- its so awful And they royalty rate all the girls like you and they sell it out to the girls like you to incorporate little girls Hey run away with the light run away it's divine let's run away, yeah , tonight, and steal the light of the world Swing low, sweet cherry yeah it's awful you're ripe for the picking it's so awful you've got your youth don't waste your money yeah it's awful I was punk! Now I'm just stupid I'm so awful Oh just shut up you're only 16 If the world is so wrong yeah you can take it all with one song Swing low, sweet cherry make it awful they bought it all, just build a new one make it beautiful....yeah  They're crawling out of the woodwork! Idiots everywhere!!! I don't know what is worse the assholes who create speculation threads or newbies who think they know everything...sheesh! | ||||
| NAMBLA Prez G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Kid Touching Corps | posted on 06-14-2001 @ 1:25 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01 | Green Day.....The Grouch Now I'm just another shitty old man I don't have fun and I hate everything The world owes me, so fuck you Glory days don't mean shit to me I drank a six pack of apathy Life's a bitch and so am I The world owes me, so fuck you Wasted youth and a fustful of ideals I had a young and optimisitic point of view Wasted youth and a fustful of ideals I had a young and optimisitic point of view I've decomposed, yet my gut's getting fat Oh my god I'm turning out like my dad I'm just a grouch sitting on the couch The world owes me, so fuck you The wife's a nag and the kid's fucking up I don't have sex `cause i can't get it up I'm always rude I've got a bad attitude The world owes me, so fuck you  Thanks for the sig pic Sephiroth. "Gimmy the bat, faggit" "I AM ZEROMUS. I AM THE HATRED!" Adopted by Sephiroth | ||||
| hellspawn warrior G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Brinstar Invasion Team | posted on 06-14-2001 @ 1:32 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | Green Day Something's on my mind It's been for quite some time This time I'm on to you So where's the other face? The face I heard before Your head trip's boring me Let's nuke the bridge we torched 2,000 times before This time we'll blast it all to hell I've had this burning in my guts now for so long My belly's aching now to say Stuck down in a rut of dislogic and smut A side of you well hid When it's all said and done it's real and it's been fun But was it all real fun Let's nuke the bridge we torched 2,000 times before This time we'll blast it all to hell I've felt this burning in my guts now for so long My belly's aching now to say to say... You're just a fuck, I can't explain it 'cause I think you suck. I'm take in pride in telling you to fuck off and die. I've had this burning in my guts now for so long My belly's aching now to say I'm taking pleasure in the doubts I've passed to you So listen up as you bite this You're just a fuck, I can't explain it 'cause I think you suck. I'm take in pride in telling you to fuck off and die. Goood night.... | ||||
| Kim | posted on 06-15-2001 @ 2:03 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | You Oughta Know I want you to know, that I am happy for you I wish nothing but the best for you both An older version of me Is she perverted like me? Would she go down on you in a theater? Does she speak eloquently And would she have your baby? I'm sure she'd make a really excellent mother Cause the love that you gave that we made Wasn't able to make it enough for you To be open wide, No And every time you speak her name Does she know how you told me You'd hold me until you died Till you died, but you're still alive And I'm here, to remind you Of the mess you left when you went away It's not fair, to deny me Of the cross I bear that you gave to me You, you, you oughta know You seem very well, things look peaceful I'm not quite as well, I thought you should know Did you forget about me, Mr. Duplicity? I hate to bug you in the middle of dinner It was a slap in the face How quickly I was replaced And are you thinking of me when you f... her? Ohh... aah... ahh... ahh... 'Cause the joke that you laid in the bed That was me and I'm not gonna fade As soon as you close your eyes, and you know it And every time I scratch my nails Down someone else's back I hope you feel it Well, can you feel it?  Guard within yourself that treasure, kindness! ~GS So what if I'm a good girl? It doesn't mean I can't defend myself! | ||||
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