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| Claire | posted on 06-22-2001 @ 9:22 PM |    | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01  | This one's for Shelle Bink (Chat) ;) Please add your favorite SP songs if you wish! Bombs are flying People are dying Children are crying Politicians are lying too. Cancer is killing Texaco's spilling The whole world's gone to hell But how are you? I'm super Thanks for asking All things considered I couldn't be better I must say I'm feeling super No, nothing bugs me Everything is super when you're Don't you think I look cute in this hat I'm so sorry Mr. Cripple But I just can't feel too bad for you right now. Because I'm feeling So insanely super That even the fact that you can't walk Can't bring me down Background singers: He's super Thanks for asking All things considered He couldn't be better he must say Big Gay Al: I'm super No, nothing bugs me Everything is super when you're Don't you think I look cute in this hat These little pants, this matching tie That I got at Vogue I'm super Background singers: In the barracks and the trenches as well Big Gay Al: Stick 'em up. Background singers: Big Gay Al says do ask do tell Big Gay Al: Skittles Background singers: Yes he's super and he's proud to be gay Big Gay Al: OK Background singers: Everything is super when you're gay! When you're gay!  Graduate from the 'tallica school of newbies Let Evil Knievel get ON the plane,I'm getting IN the plane/I'm moderately neato, thank you. "I seem to be experiencing tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle" "Scrape 'em off, Claire"-Bill Murray,"Scrooged" | ||||
| WoundedAngel Absolutely spectacular, and 1337 as hell. | posted on 06-23-2001 @ 1:37 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | My absolute favorite is "Back That Ass Up", sung by Big Gay Al. But unfortunately, I could not find the lyrics anywhere, as much as I tried. :-( | ||||
| mother shucker | posted on 06-23-2001 @ 1:50 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Nov. 00 | Don't know the lyrics, but the one when Wendy tries out for Fingerbang. I shucked it, and I shucked it, and I shucked it, i'm quite the mother shucker! | ||||
| Claire | posted on 06-23-2001 @ 2:56 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | Wounded-you sent me off on a 30 minute Net quest for Big Gay Al's Song. I wanted to find it for you. I can't find lyrics to the damn thing either. I did find "Back Dat Ass Up" as an mp3 on audiofind, if you want to go there...meanwhile, here's another classic. Mr. Garrison: I heard there is no Christmas In the silly Middle East No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus They have different religious beliefs They believe in Muhammad And not in our holiday And so every December I go to the Middle East and say, "Hey there Mr. Muslim Merry fucking Christmas Put down that book the Koran And hear some holiday wishes. In case you haven't noticed It's Jesus's birthday. So get off your heathen Muslim ass and fucking celebrate." There is no holiday season in India I've heard They don't hang up their stockings And that is just absurd! They've never read a Christmas story. They don't know what Rudolph is about And that is why in December I'll go to India and shout, "Hey there Mr. Hinduist Merry fucking Christmas Drink eggnog and eat some beef And pass it to the missus. In case you haven't noticed It's Jesus's birthday So get off your heathen Hindu ass and fucking celebrate!" Now I heard that in Japan Everyone just lives in sin They pray to several gods And put needles in their skin. On December 25th All they do is eat a cake And that is why I go to Japan And walk around and say, "Hey there Mr. Shintoist Merry fucking Christmas God is going to kick your ass You infidelic pagan scum. In case you haven't noticed There's festive things to do So lets all rejoice for Jesus And Merry fucking Christmas to you." On Christmas day I travel `round the world and say, "Taoists, Krishnas, Buddhists, and all you atheists too, Merry Fucking Christmas, To You!" (Clapping) Thank you Mr. hat Graduate from the 'tallica school of newbies I'm moderately neato, thank you. "I seem to be experiencing tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle" "Scrape 'em off, Claire"-Bill Murray,"Scrooged" | ||||
| WoundedAngel Absolutely spectacular, and 1337 as hell. | posted on 06-23-2001 @ 3:28 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | Ahh thanks! I've been looking to download it! As for the lyrics...hmm...maybe one day when I am truly, truly bored, I'll write them out. | ||||
| mikeWOW | posted on 06-23-2001 @ 3:29 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | big gay al- ALWAYS FUNNY!!! "i hate people that dont get it!" | ||||
| Claire | posted on 06-23-2001 @ 5:12 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | Wounded, cool, glad if I was helpful. Let me know if you have any trouble accessing the site, if so, I'll make sure I spelled it correctly. I've also been searching for the lyrics for Isaac Hayes (Chef, of course) doing "Good Love" from the SP Movie, and for Joe C featuring Kid Rock doing "Kyle's Mom is a Big Fat Bitch". 2 of my favs from the movie soundtrack. But, well, while I'm here................... Cartman: Wellllll... Kyle's mom's a bitch She's mom is a big fat bitch She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world She's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch She's a bitch to all the boys and girls On Monday she's a bitch On Tuesday she's a bitch On Wednesday through Saturday she's a bitch Then on Sunday, just to be different, she's a superkinkamayamayabeeatch Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom? She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world She's a mean 'ol bitch and she has stupid hair She's a big big big big big big bitch Big big big big big big big bitch, she's a stupid bitch Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch For tons of kids around the world it might go something like this: (Weird Japenese stuff to the tune) (Weird Dutch stuff to the tune) (Weird African Tribe stuff to the tune) Cartman: Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom? She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world She's a mean 'ol bitch and she has stupid hair She's a big big big big big big bitch (Other children: Gasp) Big big big big big big big bitch, she's a stupid bitch Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch I really mean it Kyles mom, she's a big fat fucking biiiiiiitch Big old fucking bitch ass mooooom Yeah Chaaaa Graduate from the 'tallica school of newbies I'm moderately neato, thank you. "I seem to be experiencing tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle" "Scrape 'em off, Claire"-Bill Murray,"Scrooged" | ||||
| Canthandlemybooty | posted on 06-23-2001 @ 6:24 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | LMAO....i love all those songs!! Nice claire! :) :)Balloon Not made my sig pic...thanx :) I shake my booty at every chance. When i whip my hips you slip into a trance. | ||||
| hellspawn warrior G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Brinstar Invasion Team | posted on 06-23-2001 @ 10:06 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | Nice topic. Here's my favorite. Kyle: It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas My friends won't let me join in any games And I can't sing Christmas songs or decorate a Christmas tree Or leave water out for Rudolph 'cause there's something wrong with me My people don't believe in Jesus Christ's divinity I'm a Jew. A lonely Jew On Christmas Channukah is nice, but why is it That Santa passes over my house every year? And instead of eating ham I have to eat kosher latkes Instead of Silent Night I'm singing Hoo Hact Toh Gaveesh And what the fuck is up with lighting all these fucking candles, tell me please? I'm a Jew. A lonely Jew. I can't be merry 'Cause I'm Hebrew On Christmas. Celebrity Guest: Hey, little boy, I couldn't help but hear You're feeling left out of Christmas cheer But I've come to say that you shouldn't be sad This is the one month that you should be glad 'Cause it's nice to be a Jew on Christmas You don't have to deal with the season at all You don't have to be on your best behavior or give to charity And you don't have to go to Grandma's house with your alcoholic family Kyle: And I don't have to sit on some fake Santa's lap And have him breathe his stinky breath on me Celebrity Guest: That's right - you're a Jew. Kyle: A stylin' Jew. Kyle and Guest: It's a good time To be Hebrew On Christmas. Celebrity Guest: On Christmas. | ||||
| WoundedAngel Absolutely spectacular, and 1337 as hell. | posted on 06-24-2001 @ 2:05 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | Hah! speaking of Chef, I liked the prostitute song from the episode a couple of weeks ago. Funny funny stuff! | ||||
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