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MaynardGKrebs
posted on 08-08-2001 @ 9:49 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
Gave Up - nin

perfect little dream the kind that hurts the most
forgot how it feels well almost
no one to blame always the same
open my eyes wake up in flames
it took you to make me realize
it took you to make me realize
it took you to make me realize
it took you to make me see the light
smashed up my sanity
smashed up my integrity
smashed up what I believed in
smashed up what's left of me
smashed up my everything
smashed up all that was true
gonna smash myself to pieces
I don't know what else to do
covered in hope and Vaseline
still cannot fix this broken machine
watching the hole it used to be mine
just watching it burn in my steady systematic decline
of the trust I will betray
give it to me I throw it away
after everything I’ve done I hate myself for what I’ve
become
I tried
I gave up
throw it away



Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island

MaynardGKrebs
posted on 08-08-2001 @ 11:31 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
NEVER TALKING TO YOU AGAIN
Husker Du

there are things that i'd like to say
but i'm never talking to you again
there's things i'd like to phrase some way
but i'm never talking to you again
i'm never talking to you again
i'm never talking to you
i'm tired of wasting all my time
trying to talk to you
i'd put you down where you belong
but i'm never talking to you again
i'd show you everywhere you're wrong
but i'm never talking to you again



Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island

spitfire421
posted on 08-08-2001 @ 12:22 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
How bout this Maynard?

ANTHRAX NFB (Dallabnikufecin)

We fell in love at first sight
I can't explain the feelings
When I first saw you
We were so happy
A life of love sweet holly child
You'll always be mine
But then I played the fool
I never meant to hurt you
Or sleep with your friends
We reconciled we found ourselves
Our love was meant to be
Oh, baby can't you see
You left me standing in the mind
Crying to myself
A heart so full of pain
But we full in love again
This time forever true love prevails over all
She got hit by a truck





I'm never gonna work another day in my life
The gods told me to relax
They said I'm gonna be fixed up right
I'm never gonna work another day in my life
I'm way too busy powertripping
But I'm gonna shed you some light

I have adopted graffixrulz into the School of Altered Reality[Email][email protected]">E-Mail Me

Thrillhouse
Alkey gave me my bonus points back.
posted on 08-08-2001 @ 1:00 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01

Alkaline Trio - Stupid Kid

There are things that used to make me smile
One of them was you for just a little while
You left me for dead so far away
I replaced you with fear and shame
You'll be happy on the day I die
There are things that used to make me laugh
But now they're deeply buried in the past
I left them there so far away
Replaced my humor with my pain
I'll be happy on the day it dies
Remember when I said I love you
Well forget it I take it back
I was just a stupid kid back then
I take back every word that I said
There are things that used to make you cry
One of them was me for just a little while
Why is it that you had to say
Goodbye in your special way
You slashed the tires on my car


Adopted by AFDude
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 08-08-2001 @ 1:14 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
Take Your Love and Shove It
-Joe Pesci


Why don't you take your love and shove it up your big fat ass
You know you're the reason we're through
I'm tired of all the yelling and the fights that we had
And they're all because of you
Yeah you moan and you groan and you bitch and you whine
You make every beef we got last
Well I'm telling you baby I'm through with you
Take your love shove it up your big fat ass

Hey I'm better off being all by myself like fucking Celine Dijon

I take you out to dinner and a dance and a show
You hate all the people and food
I'm happy I'm laughing have fun all the time
You're always in a bad mood
I always look forward I never look back
But you bitch you dwell in the past
So I'm telling you baby I'm through with you
Take your love shove it up your fucking ass

Let me hear the band
Ahh that's a good band
Let me hear the trombone
That ain't a fucking trombone, sorry
Ahh that's a trombone
Now let me hear that tinkling piano
That ain't tinkling that's rolling
That's fucking tinkling, I knew you could do it
Let me hear it, c'mon keep going

Why don't you take your love shove it up your ass
You know you're the reason we're through
I'm tired of all the yelling and the fights we had
They're all because of you
You moan and you groan and you bitch all the time
You make every beef we got last
I'm telling you I'm through with you
Stick it up your big fat ass

You thought you had charm you thought you had class
You ain't nothing but a big fat ass
Take your love shove it up your big fat ass

Jennitalia
posted on 08-08-2001 @ 9:00 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
I Won't Forget You

Late at night I close my eyes
And think of how things could have been
And when I look back
I remember some words you had said to me

It's better to have lost at love
Then never to have loved at all

Chorus
I won't forget you baby
(I won't forget you)
Even though I should
I won't forget you baby
(I won't forget you)
Even though I should, yeah

Sometimes in my head
I can still see pictures of you
And I laugh to myself
When I think of all those crazy things that we used to do

Although miles come between us
Just between you and me

Chorus

I should let you fade away
But that just wouldn't be me
Oh, baby

Solo

Although miles come between us
Just between you and me

I won't forget you baby
(I won't forget you)
Memories slowly fade
I won't forget you baby
(I won't forget you)
And all the plans we made

I won't forget you baby




WoundedAngel
Absolutely spectacular, and 1337 as hell.
posted on 08-09-2001 @ 12:15 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
I thought this was fitting...

"Bitch"
- Sevendust


I can't imagine to be like you
The pain and the suffering you put me through
I can't imagine to be like you
The pain and the suffering you put me through

Don't tell me
I can't imagine to be like you
All the pain and the suffering I go through
You surround yourself with evil
Every night that you have is an equal

Don't hesitate
Or you'll live in your own hell
Out of my way
You're surrounded by evil
Don't hesitate
You can get away
Out of my way
Out of my way (huh)

The dark clouds that follow you
The rainy days will always find you
You can never get away
Evil comes another day

Don't hesitate
Or you live in your own hell
Out of my way you're surrounded by evil
Don't hesitate, you can't get away

I can't imagine to be like you
The pain and the suffering you put me through woah
I can't imagine to be like you
The pain and the suffering you put me through

Step up and
I can't imagine to be like you
All the pain and the suffering I go through
You surround yourself with evil
I hope it catches you up

I can't imagine to be like you
The pain and the suffering you put me through woah
I can't imagine to be like you
The pain and the suffering you put me through
I can't imagine to be like you
The pain and the suffering you put me through WOAH!
I can't imagine to be like you
The pain and the suffering you put me through






This message was edited by WoundedAngel on 8-9-01 @ 12:17 PM
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 08-09-2001 @ 12:48 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
Don't know if this fits here, don't know your story MGK.

But the song makes me sad & this may be a good a place as any.

Meatloaf - TWO OUT OF THREE AIN'T BAD

Baby we can talk all night
But that ain't getting us nowhere
I told you everything I possibly can
There's nothing left inside of here

And maybe you can cry all night
But that'll never change the way I feel
The snow is really piling up outside
I wish you wouldn't make me leave here

I poured it on and I poured it out
I tried to show you just how much I care
I'm tired of words and I'm too hoarse to shout
But you've been cold to me so long
I'm crying icicles instead of tears

And all I can do is keep on telling you
I want you
I need you
But there ain't no way
I'm ever gonna love you
Now don't be sad
'Cause two out of three ain't bad
Now don't be sad
'Cause two out of three ain't bad

You'll never find your gold on a sandy beach
You'll never drill for oil on a city street
I know you're looking for a ruby
In a mountain of rocks
But there ain't no Coupe de Ville hiding
At the bottom of a Cracker Jack box

I can't lie
I can't tell you that I'm something I'm not
No matter how I try
I'll never be able to give you something
Something that I just haven't got

There's only one girl that I will ever love
And that was so many years ago
And though I know I'll never get her out of my heart
She never loved me back, ooh I know
I remember how she left me on a stormy night
She kissed me and got out of our bed
And though I pleaded and I begged her
Not to walk out that door
She packed her bags and turned right away

And she kept on telling me
She kept on telling me
She kep on telling me
I want you
I need you
But there ain't no way
I'm ever gonna love you
Now don't be sad
'Cause two out of three ain't bad
Don't be sad
'Cause two out of three ain't bad

Baby we can talk all night
But that ain't getting us nowhere





I can't do without you for too long...you're my situation
You're my kinda lover...


"I'd rather die while I'm living then live while I'm dead." - Jimmy Buffet

I love the way you look at me, I love the way you smack my ass,
I love the dirty things you do, when I have control of you!


"One owes respect to the Living. To the Dead, one owes only Truth." - Voltaire



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