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| PatCooper | posted on 08-15-2001 @ 6:33 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01  | LIVIN' IT UP Livin' in the fast lane This is dedicated to you Ben Stiller You are my favorite mutherfucker I told you, didn't I? Drama makes the world go around Does anybody got a problem with that? My business is my business Who's guilty? Can I get a witness? First things first The Chocolate Starfish is my man Fred Durst Access Hollywood lisence to kill A redneck fucker from Jacksonville Bangin' on the dumpster funk My microphone machete's in the back of my trunk Rocker's who's steady with the He says, she says And don't forget about the starfish navigation system Don't hate me I'm just an alien With thirty seven tons of new millenium Dum diddie dum Where's it coming from? Mrs Aguilera, come and get some Oh know, which way to go To the dance floor It's on my stereo Pay me no mind I seen The Fight Club About twenty eight times And I'm 'a keep my pants saggy Keep a skateboard A spray can, for the taggin' And I'm 'a keep a lot of girls in my beer wagon Cause I don't give a fuck Livin' life in the fast lane I'm just a crazy mutherfucker Livin' it up Not giving a fuck Livin' life in the fast lane Another crazy mutherfucker Livin' it up Not giving a fuck In the fast lane Take two Hoo haa! Now who's the star sucker? I'm the Starfish You silly mutherfucker Puff puff Give the marujuana cig Oops I don't even smoke But I love the way it smells Here's a toast to the females Sippin' lung champagne from a seashell I think I gotta feel And pop his ass like a zit With the starfish navigation system I'm no cheap thrills baby Fill the briefcase with three dollar bills I'm just an ordinary run of the mill fella Spittin' out hella mic skillz And I'm 'a keep my pants saggy Keep a skateboard A spray can, for the taggin' And I'm 'a keep a lot of girls in my beer wagon Cause I don't give a fuck Livin' life in the fast lane I'm just a crazy mutherfucker Livin' it up Not giving a fuck Livin' life in the fast lane Another crazy mutherfucker Livin' it up Not giving a fuck In the fast lane Cause it's so easy To tell a lie And it's so easy to run and hide But it's not easy to be alive So don't be wasting None on my time This world is like a cage And I don't think it's fair And I don't even think That anybody cares It'll leave a hole down the side of me And it'll leave a scar Can anybody see? That we gotta get it out We gotta get it out And I'm 'a get it out With the mutherfucken microphone Plugging in my soul I'm a renegade riot getting out of control I'm 'a keep it alive And continue to be Flying like an eagle To my destiny So can you feel me? (Hell yeah) Can you feel me? (Hell yeah) If you feel mutherfucker then you'll say (Hell yeah) Hell yeah, I'm livin' life in the fast lane Cause it's so easy To tell a lie And it's so easy to run and hide But it's not easy to be alive So don't be wasting None on my time I'm just a crazy mutherfucker Livin' it up Not giving a fuck Livin' life in the fast lane Another crazy mutherfucker Livin' it up Not giving a fuck In the fast lane  Now taking applications for adoption at E-Mail Me | ||||
| Thrillhouse Alkey gave me my bonus points back. | posted on 08-15-2001 @ 6:41 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01 | umm...do you really wonder why people say his lyrics are dumb? Adopted by AFDude | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 08-16-2001 @ 12:07 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | not only do my eyes hurt now the eagles song "life in the fast lane" is ruined.  If I could capture the rage of today's youth and bottle it Crush the glass from my bare hands and swallow it Then spit it back in the faces of you racists and hypocrites who think the same shit but don't say shit You Liberace's, Versace's, and you nazis Watch me, cause you thinkin you got me in this hot seat You motherfuckers wanna JUDGE me cause you're NOT me She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| fbdlingfrg wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Red Wings Captain Cecil JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW! | posted on 08-16-2001 @ 12:21 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote:why do they always ruin the good songs?busta rhymes(thanks thrillhouse), did it to ironman, puffy made "come with me", and now the eagles(plus i'm probably forgetting/dont know about tons of others).DONT FUCK WITH THE CLASSICS  This message was edited by fbdlingfrg on 8-16-01 @ 12:26 AM | ||||
| Thrillhouse Alkey gave me my bonus points back. | posted on 08-16-2001 @ 12:24 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01 | busta rhymes rooned iron man Adopted by AFDude | ||||
| Rone | posted on 08-16-2001 @ 12:40 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: what the fuck is that supposed to mean?????? and the rest of the song isn't any better.  | ||||
| Austin The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. New World Order Secret Police Chief Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich | posted on 08-16-2001 @ 12:58 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | quote: Well he does have a point Nobody does care about his shitty music. Tho It is pretty fair U SUCK!! BTW Im still waitin for some to post the song girls.  Thx to FN Moron for the sig. -wCw- 1 | ||||
| Corpsegrinderjunk | posted on 08-16-2001 @ 1:28 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00 | I'll stick with this  Why fucking bother "Think before you write" - Froy E-Mail Me | ||||
| Thrillhouse Alkey gave me my bonus points back. | posted on 08-16-2001 @ 2:34 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01 | here ya go austin - im not a fan of eminem but his songs like these are funny girls aiyyo dogg, i got some shit on my mother fuckin chest that i need to get off cuz if i dont ima fuckin explode or summin now look this is the story about some little fuckin girls that i know it goes like this its so easy for me to make enemies any more its sicknin people are lookin for an excuse to jump on my shit list stickin their noses in shit that isnt none of their business i never, asked, cared, gave a fuck or wanted oppinions now im in the position that i dont wanna be in shit i neva had no beef with you corny son of a bitches but now the shit is broke and u cant do nuttin to fix it so im tellin you right now mother fucka limp bizkit now ima be real, be real as real he didnt say shit the whole time me and whitey was beefin see he chilled he was cool with the whole situation and kept it neutral id have neva involved my crew if it wasnt for pupils, peoples whateva ur backpackin cypherin name is had i not opened a magazine and seein what you say in it id had neva involved you but you had to add ur two pennies now i gotta go grab my shit list and add some new enemies hit the studio and ill admit i had a few in me fuck it, i roasted you, i aint mad at you any but let it be known that song was never released it leaked, id a neva gave you that much attention intentionally then i look on TV now look whos mentionin me that little fuckin weasel, DJ lethal on MTV after i gave you props on that song you on national TV talkin about how everlast is gonna whip my ass when he sees me come on dogg you was sposed to be on that song talkin about how bad you hate him now you all in his thong? whats wrong? you scared? and fred you said you was dissin him too i shoulda knew better than to listen to you u fuckin sissy, up on stage screamin how people hate you they dont hate you, they just think ur corny since christina played you and i dare you mother fuckers to try two diss me back thats a sissy act and dont call me kissin my ass coz i swear to god this aint just a song im tryin to pre-warn you lethal when i fuckin see you dogg im swingin on you mother fuckers must think that coz im trouble with the law that i wont jogg up my sentence and double it to mourn y'all some [chorus] girls (y'all a some god damn girls) why do you act this way? (why do you act this way, huh?) why do y'all act like fuckin sissies you pussies keep talkin shit behind my back you just some bitches for that and we all know (we all know) how fuckin cowards roll (keep rollin rollin rollin) and fuckin britneys who pretend to be down but as soon as someone calls you out you put your tail between your legs and bow down now i dont ask nobody to share my beliefs or be involved in my beefs im a man i can stand on my feet so if you dont wanna be in them all i ask that you dont open your mouth with an opinion and i wont put you in them coz i dont ask nobody to share my beliefs or be involved in my beefs im a man i can stand on my feet so if you dont wanna be in them all i ask that you dont open ur mouth with an opinion and i wont put you in them now if you diss me and i respond the beef is on but if i help you sell one record and i see you at a show ill strip you naked see i was smart, i came back and scooped up my friends now i got five doggs that'll die for me like i die for them i fite for them swing or shoot like i fite for kim all of them been with me through this fucked up life that im in that goes for all of my doggs from royce to dre from xzibit to mell man till im hoist away in my coffin ill neva soften no matter how often that im tested i neva give a fuck i will neva be interested love me or hate as much as fred wants to be hated i will solumly stand by every statment i stated this shit that i been through my pencil neva could pencil but i neva will be this gullable ever again tho next time i will know when somebodys copyin off me im not bein cocky, i just know when somebodys locked in me i stick up my middle finger he sticks up his finger i say fuck christina he says fuck christina but meaner so from doin this song with method to beggin to get accepted im peggin fred with the bottle of die that he bleached his head with and as for lethal dont forget what i said im fuckin you up punk, ur dead dont think that im playin and fuck bizkit coz i know you sayin fuck D12 only not to our face, under your breath, to yourselves little [chorus] now i dont ask nobody to share my beliefs or be involved in my beefs im a man i can stand on my feet so if you dont wanna be in them all i ask that you dont open your mouth with an oppion and i wont put you in them coz i dont ask nobody to share my beliefs or be involved in my beefs im a man i can stand on my feet so if you dont wanna be in them all i ask that you dont open ur mouth with an oppion and i wont put you in them and thats it thats all there is to it dogg if you didnt wanna do the fuckin song dont say ur down with doin the fuckin song and then back out at the last minute and then go on mother fuckin MTV talkin about everlast can whip my mother fuckin ass if your scared of whitey ford dogg, just say your scared of whitey ford, thats it thats all you had to fuckin say i wouldnt have said shit i woulda backed off, did the fuckin song on my self and not put you mother fuckers in it thats all and i aint even on no rap shit no more im on some fuckin you up shit when i see you and i will see you too oh, and by the way fred? that wasnt an accident i didnt mean to give you a play at the music awards [Chorus] Adopted by AFDude | ||||
| Austin The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. New World Order Secret Police Chief Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich | posted on 08-16-2001 @ 3:10 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | Thx Thrillhouse, Fred Worst still sucks. Thx to FN Moron for the sig. -wCw- 1 | ||||
| Sephiroth | posted on 08-16-2001 @ 10:35 AM | | |||
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| PatCooper | posted on 08-16-2001 @ 7:30 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Well since the gook says it's the worst thread ever we might as well bring it to the top =) Limp Bizkit feat. Method Man, Redman, DMX - Rollin' (Urban Assault Vehicle) Play the fucken' track! Play that fucken' track! Oh there it is Limp Bizkit, DMX, Redman, that's right y'all, Method Man We just keep on Rollin' baby Are you ready?! Move in, now move out Hands up, now hands down Back up, back up Tell me what you're gonna do now Breath in, now breath out Hands up, now hands down Back up, back up Tell me what you're gonna do now Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' Uggh Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' What? Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' Uggh Now I know y'all be lovin' this shit right here L.I.M.P Bizkit is right here People in the house put them hands in the air Cuz if you don't care, then we don't care See I ain't giving a fuck When pressing your luck Untouchable, branded unfuckable So keep me in this cage Until you run that mouth Then I might have to play And break the fuck out And then we'll see who's left After one round with X And what am I bringing next? Just know it's Red and Meth So where the fuck you at? Punk, shut the fuck up And back the fuck up While we fuck this track up Are you ready?! Move in, now move out Hands up, now hands down Back up, back up Tell me what you're gonna do now Breath in, now breath out Hands up, now hands down Back up, back up Tell me what you're gonna do now Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' Uggh Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' What? Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' Uggh Oh what, y'all thought y'all were promotion me? Check my dangerous slang Atrocious When I let these nuts hang Focus It's Wutang What the fuck's a Hootie and the Blowfish I wave my black flag at the roaches Who approach us These twin supersoakers Who have poisonous darts for copers Too late to get your blowgun unholsted You lept, light it up, and lightly toasted So what? I drink and smoke too much So what? I cuss too much Shut the fuck the up Now when we roll You mutherfuckers turn in your gold Cause for the platinum I'm jackin' niggers up in limos It aint nothin' for bullets To unbutton your clothes This wretched yellow mellow tissue Up in his nose You bitches Swing the vine on the bad boom nuts I'm hairy as hell Ahh to hell And tatooed up I'm a dog Only fuck in the bathroom, what? In highschool I dealt only with the classroom sluts My name is Johnny Donny Brascoe Talk the gat low Cut your cash flow Yell if you want money Funny how hungry they'll be Snatch crumbs from me Dark and hard Mix bodies in the mosh pit Yo, and I'm the D.O. You're lookin' at the raw invented On Friday I spit Thirty five to forty minutes Smell up the bathroom Like Craig Paul was in it Ending up on your back Whose whore's up in it Anyone can match me I crack 'em all a Guiness f*** how many thugs are playas? A ball is in it Brick city, Shaolin Better call 'em sinners Boys that'll run up in your White mall and spill it Yo, peace and come on! Move in, now move out Hands up, now hands down Back up, back up Tell me what you're gonna do now Breath in, now breath out Hands up, now hands down Back up, back up Tell me what you're gonna do now Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' Uggh Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' What? Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' Uggh It just don't get no darker than that Kid with the park Go ahead with the boots And shoots to make it spark Now I'm a fair nigger But ain't there nigger Quicker than the hair trigger Took you dead nigger It'd better like Yo man, trying to hold your breath In your head Cause you'll be shitting on yourself Cause you're already dead And at the funeral you won't need a casket I'm leaving just enough For them to stuff their basket But their skippin' Task it I'm gonna need my ass kicked My mom never let me forget That I'm a bastard I aint never been shit There ain't gonna be shit That's why I take shit But if I see shit And to their D shit D Sharp Do what I wanna do And that's what I'm gonna do Right here in front of you And I'll be running you Wait up man, stand up out Yeah niggers aint running a fucken' thing But your mouth Move in, now move out Hands up, now hands down Back up, back up Tell me what you're gonna do now Breath in, now breath out Hands up, now hands down Back up, back up Tell me what you're gonna do now Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' Uggh Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' What? Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' Uggh You wanna mess with Limp Bizkit? (Yeah) You cant mess with Limp Bizkit (why?) Because we get it on (when?) Every day and every night (oh) See this platinum thing right here? (uh huh) Well we're doing it all the time (what?) So you'd better get some better beats And uh, get some better rhymes (d'oh!) And if you really really really wanna get shit started Then people everywhere just get retarded Get retarded! People everywhere just get retarded! Move in, now move out Hands up, now hands down Back up, back up Tell me what you're gonna do now Breath in, now breath out Hands up, now hands down Back up, back up Tell me what you're gonna do now Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' Uggh Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' What? Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' Uggh That's right baby! Punk Limp Bizkit DMX Method Man Method Man Swizz Beats Where the fuck you at? Punk that shit! Now taking applications for adoption at E-Mail Me | ||||
| adolescentmasturbator | posted on 08-17-2001 @ 6:36 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | You do know that teenage girls idolize this band along with nsync, backstreet, blink, and sum41.  Resident Board Socialist Email me here IM me at stickysituation2 or pinkorag Webmaster of the Undergound Unofficial I Hate WhackBagKid Message Board I currently have brought into the International | ||||
| PatCooper | posted on 08-17-2001 @ 6:12 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Yes AM i do realize that.But do you realize that at one time teenage girls idolized the Beatles and the Stone and Hendrix too.Now i'm not saying Limp is in the same catagory as them.But just because teens listen to them doesn't make them a bad band.Teen girls loved GNR in the 90's and they rocked.There is no difference Now taking applications for adoption at E-Mail Me | ||||
| NJopposition | posted on 08-18-2001 @ 12:03 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | hmmm i think the main reason i despise LB and the fat redneck frontman is because THEY WONT ADMIT THEYRE POP. theyre still frontin like theyre a heavy band when theyre a soft sleek product of big label tinkering. everything from the trendy DJ down to Fred's carefully positioned red Yanks cap, theyre record co. tools and as far as im concerned are in the same league with Smash Mouth, who at least know that theyre offspring of big label ideas. it just really pisses me off when people, usually in other parts of the country but sometimes around here too, actually call LB "hardcore." im no purist in any sense, but thats just blasphemy. i dont necessarily blame them though, its the label's fault for trying to promote this garbage as something it sure as hell is not. but if Fred and co. think theyre hardcore then how about when you come back around this area you play the clubs hardcore bands play at: Krome, Birch Hill, Voodoo Lounge, Castle Heights, L'amour, the Pony (sometimes). yea do that and see how much support you get from the psycho fucks in the tri-state....... | ||||
| mrbungle | posted on 08-18-2001 @ 12:29 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | quote: I know, and I feel your pain...bad lyrics, usually worse music, but they're sooooooo cute...yechhhhhh... To them I dedicate this: Douche Crew - Stormtroopers Of Death Why do you play so fast?...to be cool? If you think you will last...you're just fools, Try to be something...that you're not, And all you do is fill our ears...with rot... You claim to play hardcore, Well, that's a bunch of shit, You're just a bunch of snot-nosed kids, A real group of tits, You make the bed you lay in, I bet it's made of shit, You think you're all so macho, I bet you all have clits, You're all a douche crew, You're all a douche crew, you're all a douche crew, Fuck you! We offered you our hands, You just turned your backs, You're just a bunch of poseur douchebag Faggot dickless hacks, Wearing all their douchy clothes, They like to watch each other pose, They're all the same, so fuckin' lame, We'll shove spikes right up their holes, You're just a douche crew, You're just a douche crew, You're just a douche crew, Fuck you!  It's not funny, my ass is on fire.... Thanks to the lovely Jolene for my sig pic... It's always funny until someone gets hurt, And then it's just hilarious!!! | ||||
| Kim | posted on 08-19-2001 @ 10:47 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Sesame Street C Is For Cookie [Now what starts with the letter C? Cookie starts with C Let's think of other things That starts with C Oh, who cares about the other things?] C is for cookie, that's good enough for me C is for cookie, that's good enough for me C is for cookie, that's good enough for me Oh, cookie, cookie, cookie starts with C C is for cookie, that's good enough for me C is for cookie, that's good enough for me C is for cookie, that's good enough for me Oh, cookie, cookie, cookie starts with C [Hey you know what? A round cookie with one bite out of it Looks like a C A round donut with one bite out of it Also looks like a C But it is not as good as a cookie Oh and the moon sometimes looks like a C But you can't eat that, so ... ] C is for cookie, that's good enough for me, yeah! C is for cookie, that's good enough for me C is for cookie, that's good enough for me Oh, cookie, cookie, cookie starts with C, yeah! Cookie, cookie, cookie starts with C, oh boy! Cookie, cookie, cookie starts with C! (Cookie Monster eats the cookie) Umm-umm-umm-umm-umm Oh shoot -- Wrong thread!  PharCyde and Droopy106 are my newbies :) Be nice to them! | ||||
| Kim | posted on 08-19-2001 @ 3:56 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Jangling Jack I dedicate this song to Pat Cooper... Jangling Jack Goes Yackety Yack Visits the home of the brave Hails a fat yellow cab Jack wanna celebrate Jack wanna big drink Driver drops him at a bar Called the Rinky Dink Jack pushes through the door And crosses the floor Tips his hat to a man Grinning in the corner Going Do da do Do da do Says, I'm Jangling Jack I go Do da do I wanna Rinky Dink Special I wanna little umbrella too Jack flops on his stool Sees the grinning man laugh So Jack laughs back Jack raises his glass Says, God bless this country And everything in it The losers and the winners The good guys and the sinners The grinning man says, Buddy It's all Yackety Yack Whips out a little black pistol Shoots a bullet in Jack Jangling Jack Do Da Do Do Da Do Jangling Jack How do you Do Da Do Jangling Jack Flies off his seat Crashes through the door Lands in a heap on the street Hears his mother's voice Going, Do do do Jack is shouting Mummy is that you? He sees the berserk city Sees the dead stacked in piles Sees the screaming crowd Screams, Where am I? Going Do da do Going Do da do Well Jangling Jack As a matter of fact Crawls through the crowd Back into the bar Jack crawls to his stool Jack drags himself up Falls back down on his arse In a puddle of blood Going Goodbye Mummy Goodbye Goodbye Jack doubles over And he vomits and dies Going Do do do Going Do do do PharCyde and Droopy106 are my newbies :) Be nice to them! | ||||
| ButchDoink | posted on 08-20-2001 @ 8:50 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Aug. 01 | hey Fred Durst has a job. that's a hell of a lot more than I can say about certain folks posting in this thread. Butch Doink styley!  | ||||
| Lgaia | posted on 08-21-2001 @ 8:41 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | Go HERE!!! http://pissmonkey.com/dilz/LimpDickhead2.htm or HERE... http://www.newgrounds.com/frames.php?location=/collections/slipknot.html and hit: PLAY GAME!!!!  "All you touch and all you see, Is all your life will ever be." | ||||
| Spuds_Buckley | posted on 08-21-2001 @ 8:50 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: less we forget "My Way" by Frank Sinatra  Kiss Me I'm Duff! | ||||
| NJopposition | posted on 08-22-2001 @ 1:18 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | sid vicious was the best though.... | ||||
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