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Kain
posted on 10-14-2001 @ 6:04 PM      
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Is it me or does he need to change his panties on an hourly basis? I wouldn't know, but goddamn, his undergarments always seem to be soaking wet!
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Kid Afrika
posted on 10-14-2001 @ 6:08 PM      
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Uh oh, whatever will Lord Margaret do in retalliation of this thread?


So what do you really wanna do when I get militant

Thought I was a pimp, flip the script if you can' get with this

They call me Big Boi, I be cappin with a big gun

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posted on 10-14-2001 @ 6:09 PM      
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I thought he was gay? :)





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posted on 10-14-2001 @ 6:15 PM      
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quote:

Lord Magus is a Punk Biotch



Who is this Lord Magus you speak of? There is a Lord Fagus floating around here somewhere though.




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Sephiroth
posted on 10-14-2001 @ 6:16 PM      
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::Insert Sephiroth is really Lord Magus joke............. Here::

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posted on 10-14-2001 @ 6:18 PM      
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Well Kain, it seems you want a piece of Magus, but are you Abel to take what he can and will dish out to you?????




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Sean Cold 3:16
posted on 10-14-2001 @ 6:28 PM      
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ehhhh, this is lame enough for Fight Club, so here it goes.

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Sean Cold 3:16
posted on 10-14-2001 @ 6:30 PM      
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ahhhh, thats better.

Knowing Magooooo, he will just talk this half a fag to death, so boys, get ready for yet another installment of The Lamest Fight Club Ever!!!!!!!!

And That's The Bottom Line......


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posted on 10-14-2001 @ 6:32 PM      
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quote:

his undergarments always seem to be soaking wet!

And how would you know?


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windowlck
posted on 10-14-2001 @ 6:38 PM      
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is Sephiroth posting under multiple names again?




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Sephiroth
posted on 10-14-2001 @ 6:39 PM      
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quote:

Knowing Magooooo, he will just talk this half a fag to death, so boys, get ready for yet another installment of The Lamest Fight Club Ever!!!!!!!!


We both know Magus wont see this for 6 days.

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posted on 10-14-2001 @ 7:13 PM      
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quote:

Well Kain, it seems you want a piece of Magus, but are you Abel to take what he can and will dish out to you?????



Couldn't have made a more appropriate reply Kingpin..

I think I'll just beat ol' Kain-ey boy with my fists for a minute...
there... that's better...


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Kid Afrika
posted on 10-14-2001 @ 7:20 PM      
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You fight like a girl, Lord Margaret. :)


So what do you really wanna do when I get militant

Thought I was a pimp, flip the script if you can' get with this

They call me Big Boi, I be cappin with a big gun

Run up on it if you want it, then you bite the big one



Lord Magus
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posted on 10-14-2001 @ 7:23 PM      
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That's cause you didn't see the total beat down and humiliation I just caused my little runt brother over here on this side of the net.


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posted on 10-14-2001 @ 7:28 PM      
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Hold on lets apply the breaks. Kain is Magus's brother... this could get interesting.


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posted on 10-14-2001 @ 7:30 PM      
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Is this the pool tourney ringer?


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Sean Cold 3:16
posted on 10-14-2001 @ 7:53 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

I think I'll just beat ol' Kain-ey boy with my fists for a minute...
there... that's better...



Uhh fuckin sweet jesus, I think I may be sick.....

This may be the first fight club thread to have blatant insest in it.

Note to Magooo: I know you are going to say i read too much into shit blah blah blah, but if you did not have that rainbow colored glowing aura of yours, these jokes wouldn't be easy as Shelle.

And That's The Bottom Line......


E-Mail Me


The Answer is no, I do not like you.






This message was edited by Sean Cold 3:16 on 10-14-01 @ 7:57 PM
Sephiroth
posted on 10-14-2001 @ 10:31 PM      
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quote:

Uhh fuckin sweet jesus, I think I may be sick.....


Dude, eat that shit first. Im gonna fucking puke.

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posted on 10-14-2001 @ 10:45 PM      
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quote:

I thought he was gay?



ah irish the jokes on you, magus isnt gay, the guy who hes fucking is though




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posted on 10-15-2001 @ 12:22 AM      
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quote:

magus isnt gay



If Gay was an Ice Cream flavor it would be called "Magustachio"


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posted on 10-15-2001 @ 2:54 PM      
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quote:

If Gay was an Ice Cream flavor it would be called "Magustachio"


I would have gone with "Pralines and Magus"

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posted on 10-15-2001 @ 3:00 PM      
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quote:

I would have gone with "Pralines and Magus"

Shouldn't that be "Pralines and Fez"?




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