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PressureUnderFire
posted on 03-13-2002 @ 12:17 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 02
I only edited this post cause it looked like he worked really long and hard on it. Ha-ha.

This message was edited by FollowThisLogic on 3-13-02 @ 2:28 AM
hornygoatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed
posted on 03-13-2002 @ 12:22 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01



This week's quote : Hope in the face of our human distress helps us to understand the turbulence deep inside that takes hold of our lives - Shame and disgrace over mental unrest keeps us from saving those we love - The grace within our hearts and the sorrow in our souls - Deception of fame - Vengeance of war - Lives torn apart - Losing oneself - Spiraling down - Feeling the walls closing in - A journey to find the answers inside our illusive mind...


You can reach me through AIM or email. Feel free to contact me if you have any board questions, techie (PC) questions, or even if you just wanna chat.

And just what did you expect to find here? Something witty??


silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 03-13-2002 @ 12:23 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
quote:

Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah






Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
OAAWITE
posted on 03-13-2002 @ 12:24 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
If you're going to post at least get a real computer and off that stupid Mac of yours. Everything you do annoys me.


New Poster with a question? Reach me through ICQ

Remembering; YD
MrQuotes
NO!!! You can't have any smiley faces in your status!!!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Missile Command
posted on 03-13-2002 @ 1:29 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
the only thing you proved is that you have some sort if involuntary caps button syndrome

kthxbye


See you space cowboy...

PressureUnderFire
posted on 03-13-2002 @ 7:52 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 02
Just as O&A are Don and Mike's Bitch, and Howard's
bitch before them, I want to thank all of you
Guidos (and youse knows whose youse are) for
making me feel so welcome, and giving me such a
laugh.



What a pile of panty twisters!!! I mean,
seriously, ladies, take a look at how you reacted
this last day...the venom, and effort you put into
to defend a bad radio show! You all should be VERY
proud of yourselves!



I said I came here to prove a point, and I did. In
fact, I have proven many points:



I proved that only the very, very, very stupid
listen to Opie and Anthony. I proved that only the
very, very, very, VERY stupid listen to Opie and
Anthony, and then defend them on a website!!



I proved that I could make you all my personal
bitch.



I proved that the average O&A fan are hypocrites;
really big men with the words, but if someone
comes into challenge you, it's all about "banning"
and "delteting."



JUST A BUNCH OF CRY BABIES LIKE O&A!!!!!!



I proved that O&A fans are paranoid cowards; never
mind that I said again and again what a jackass
Stern and Don and Mike were...all anyone could see
here was "HOO HOO ANOTHER STERN ZOMBIE!!!"



I proved what a bunch of TOOLS you all are! Blind
faith in RADIO PERSONALITIES will only disappoint
you guys!



And, what I had feared, I proved that everyone
loves RON AND FEZ, but they will sell them off in
order to promote an inferior show.


Hey, Gomez, you 'tard...keep thinking this was a
huge time commitment on part...I don't care if you
like or dislike Stern or what you do (why do you
care what I do or don't do?)...don't ask questions
that are holier than thou ("You Heard Me
Right..."--what, am I NOW suppose to RESPECT your
ass?! PAAA!)...of course you are entitled to your
opinion, but when I come by this site and see post
after post after whiney, crying, obsessive post
about how everyone else sucks and how O&A don't
get the respect they deserve ("WAAAA! WAAAA! LOVE
ME DADDY!!!"), I will call it out, whether you or
any one of your shit head friends like it or not;
if this board wasn't already so obsessed with DON
AND MIKE and HOWARD STERN and fearful that O&A
really do suck, then I would have had no reason to
make my feelings known here...you are obviously a
moron if you didn't understand my "dragging Ron
and Fez" down comment; just because one show gets
better ratings, it doesn't mean they are better.
By associating themselves with these losers, and
hitching their future on O&A's success, RON AND
FEZ have short changed themselves. I can't say I
blame them for doing it, but it is disappointing
since their show is the best thing on the
air...once again, back to me, I don't need to
explain what or when I do, but since you asked...



I don't listen to the radio all day, you
knucklehead. I might listen to Stern in the AM, or
I might put on a CD, or I might talk with my
girlfriend if I drive her into work...if I'm out
driving in the afternoon, I might listen to Don
and Mike, or I might listen to the news...on the
way home I can only stomach 15 minutes of O&A
before the CD goes back in...in the evening, when
I write, RON AND FEZ keep me company. There might
be some periods of time (weeks and weeks) when I
might not hear them at all, because I might be out
of town, or might be busy doing something else.
Oh, and before I forget, while I earn my living
writing, the novels are more of a hobby (I have
written 4, all of which are in most bookstores,
and in Amazon.com).



Happy?!



Christ! What a pack of insecure infants around
here!



Finally, I'd like to thank whoever has been adding
the little bio-tags to me. You really have a
hidden talent. Next time Norton is out at
Jokeland, sucking Jackie's cock, please give O&A a
call to see if you can sit in for him.



ALL OF THAT SAID, I don't think any more needs to
be said, today at least...if I'm banned, I'm
banned...if not, I may be back when I feel the
need to "school" a bunch of hillbillies in denial.



RON AND FEZ RULE!!!




THE ONLY THING WEAKER, AND DUMBER, AND SLOWER, AND
MORE PATHETIC THAN O&A ARE O&A FANS!




"These are things I look for
in the young MD
-GomeZ-
posted on 03-13-2002 @ 8:46 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Dance for me some more monkey, it really is quite entertaining.

You claim to have had books published, prove it to me, judging by your spelling and your inability to use paragraphs I highly doubt you have written anything. I shot holes through your theories the size of the grand canyon, I said I did'nt care who you listened to, I just asked you to leave because your presence is becoming quite annoying. But if you want to dance boy, we will dance.

Don't try to debate me little boy, you will lose, Ron and Fez are better? Fine, that's your opinion, that still does not make it so, just because in someone else's opinion something is better, it does not make it so. I know it hurts to hear that son, but it's the truth. I say O&A are better, does'nt mean I am right, in my opinion O&A are better, I say it, does'nt make it true, just like you saying R&F are better does'nt make it true.

And you sire, have just been schooled.



Schooling people, one post at a time
PressureUnderFire
posted on 03-13-2002 @ 11:52 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 02
Gomez...how does my fist feel up your ass?


RON AND FEZ RULE!!!


THE ONLY THING MORE PATHETIC THAN O&A
IS....AHHHHH...YOU KNOW THE DRILL, DICK WEEDS!!!








heck! More fun for another day...!









Fuck yes!


"These are things I look for
in the young MD
-GomeZ-
posted on 03-13-2002 @ 12:08 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Face it, you've lost, you know it, this entire board knows it. You have no leg left to stand on, so now I will watch you crawl around. Petty name-calling is all you have left, and even that is horrible, you've lost, face it, move on, go to a Howard Stern board, or a Don and Mike board and try again there, maybe you will find someone beneath your intellect, although I don't think Amoeba's post at message boards.

Graduate with honors: PressureUnderFire



Schooling people, one post at a time
PressureUnderFire
posted on 03-13-2002 @ 12:44 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 02
How have I lost? I've proven my point, and as a
bonus, I got to prove many other points. Sure, the
opinions about the show are mine and can be
defended that way (Duh-UHHHHHHH!!!!), but so far
no one has defended the points made (and scored!)
about the listeners/fans. Nope...nothing anyone
can say about that, because they must be TRUE!
That's the only logical conclusion. No leg to
stand on, but meanwhile I'm still around, and
youse, and the entire board, are still
entertaining the fuck out of me, at my will. Not
moving anywhere, especially to Stern or D&M
boards; their fans aren't nearly as hysterical and
paranoid. And you are still missing the point.
That's ok...you'll get use to my fist up your ass
in time.




RON AND FEZ RULE!!!








"These are things I look for
in the young MD
-GomeZ-
posted on 03-13-2002 @ 12:48 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
You seriously don't get it do you, I've taken apart any and all claims you made about the listeners, just because you won't get it through your head is not my problem. I don't care if you like O&A, I don't care if you think R&F are better, I come to this board because I like O&A, not to see 10 thousand posts from you posting the exact same thing over and over again, how is that paranoid? Come on boy, prove me wrong, everything you have posted have been assumptions that have no basis in fact. Start showing me some facts and maybe I will start listening, but while I'm at it, here are some facts for you, O&A is the only show on WNEW, and several other stations around the country, garnering good ratings, it's a fact, you can't argue with it. I'd like to see your beloved show produce such a record, so please, stop embarassing yourself, you came, you saw, you got humiliated.



Schooling people, one post at a time
PressureUnderFire
posted on 03-13-2002 @ 12:55 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 02
What is the "it" that I am not getting, junior? I
have come to this site for you to entertain me,
and you CONTINUE to do so! I would have thought
the ring on my knuckle would start to hurt you
afte awhile, but it seems like you enjoy it. OH!
And it you are coming to this board because you
like O&A so damn much, then why spend any time in
this section? I would tell you to go oggle at tits
over in the WOW section, pansy, but I know that
you are ready to cum all over yourself waiting on
my every word ("Love Me Daddy!" / "Love Me
Pressure Under Fire!"), even though you aren't
going to read them (I already addressed my RON AND
FEZ comments earlier, douche). PATHETIC!!! Oh,
this just in...RON AND FEZ STILL RULE!!!!



That's


"These are things I look for
in the young MD
Norton's Victim
posted on 03-13-2002 @ 12:58 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:

I only edited this post cause it looked like he worked really long and hard on it. Ha-ha.


That is the funniest thing that I have read all day. FollowThisLogic you are simply the man.



“The window burns to light the way back home. A light that warms no matter where they've gone. They're off to find the hero of the day. But what if they should fall by someone's wicked way. Still the window burns. Time so slowly turns. And someone there is sighing. Keepers of the flames. Do ya feel your name? Can't you hear your babies crying? Mama they try and break me. Still they try and break me. 'Scuze me while I tend to how I feel. These things return to me that still seem real. Now deservingly this easy chair. But the rocking stopped by wheels of despair. Don't want your aid. But the first I've make. For years can't hold or feel. No, I'm not all me. So please excuse me. While I tend to how I feel. But now the dreams and waking screams. That ever last the night. So build the wall, behind the crawl. And hide until it's light. So can you hear your babies cryin' now? Still the window burns. Time so slowly turns. And someone there is sighing. Keepers of the flames. Do ya feel your name? Can't you hear your babies crying?” - Metallica
"Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe to assure the survival and the success of liberty." - John F. Kennedy, 1961
-GomeZ-
posted on 03-13-2002 @ 1:03 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Keep up your dance monkey, you are providing joy for all of us. You lost, face it, crawl back into your parents basement and write that superb "novel" of yours, I am sure we will all be seeing it on the best seller lists soon enough.



Schooling people, one post at a time
PressureUnderFire
posted on 03-13-2002 @ 1:09 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 02
Hey, Gomez! It looks like there might be enough
room up here for my second hand up your ass! THANK
YOU (!!) again for proving my points again, and
again...!

RON AND FEZ RULE!!!! THE ONLY THING SIMPLER THAN
O&A ARE O&A FANS!!!






Hell yeah!



"These are things I look for
in the young MD
-GomeZ-
posted on 03-13-2002 @ 1:21 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
You're starting to disturb me with all this fascination with men's rectum's, perhaps latent homosexuality, I would check into the inbetween writing your novel and listening to Howard, D&M, O&A, and R&F. You are set in your views, I have shown you facts, you ignore them, I have made holes in your arguments, and you move on to some new insult, think up some new material there. I've out-talked you, I've out-debated you, and I've out trash-talked you, too bad, so sad....for you. Go back to driving your girlfriend around, but be sure to blow her up first, that way you can use the carpool lane.



Schooling people, one post at a time
PressureUnderFire
posted on 03-13-2002 @ 1:29 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 02
GomeZZZZZZZZZ...your obsession with me is getting
a little tiresome. Truth is I made one comment
about writing and you are so consumed with me you
keep doing WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO!!! ("love ME
Daddy!") What part of this aren't you get? You
make a comment/question, and I actually respond,
and you ignore them, so fine...fuck you. There are
no "facts" anywhere in what you've written. Sing
for me puppet! Sing for me some more!!! RON AND
FEZ will always be better than O&A!!!!! And you
will always be obsessed with me!!!!




PAAAA-


"These are things I look for
in the young MD
-GomeZ-
posted on 03-13-2002 @ 2:05 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
I've given plenty of facts, everybody here knows it, and do you want me to quote all the times you have talked about men's asses? It would be a very long list, hurry up, your girlfriend is loosing air.



Schooling people, one post at a time
GRABMYJUNK
posted on 03-13-2002 @ 2:24 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Why do I get the sense that this is a schitzophrenic conversation?

"Remember, where-ever you go...there you are."
"Ratshit! Batshit! Dirty old Twat! 69 Assholes Tied in a Knot! Chickenshit! Fuck-Up!"-George Carlin



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