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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: change my fucking status, NOW!!!
Arpikarhu
Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass.
Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony.
I enjoy C&BT		posted on 04-29-2002 @ 12:55 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
i dont mean to be a pain, but i dont like it. do something about.

WHAT?


AIM- Arpikarhu

alxelgr8
Oblivious to all things...PERIOD!!!!
...including this status.		posted on 04-29-2002 @ 12:57 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
this could get ugly




***** SU CRACKHEAD*****
"I HAVE A DREAM... that some day all newbies and regulars will be able to post together and not be judged by the number of their posts but by the content humor and character of thier ideas."

TOOL-4-LIFE
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 04-29-2002 @ 12:58 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
May I suggest "Needle dick, bear salesman?"

Actually, I also like my original "Kid Arpika."





Killer Bee
That ain't honey on my pants!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
BIV
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xenophobe Defense Brigade
totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.		posted on 04-29-2002 @ 1:00 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
Heh Heh, be careful what you wish for. :-D


Thanx to Rageparty for the SigPic!
I'm still a sad, poor bastard without a computer.
THE BIV
The Seattle Mariners are now 18 and 7
F-ing Yankees, I Hate Them
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 04-29-2002 @ 1:00 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
this could get ugly


That's the point.

While we're at it, somebody change alxelgr8's to "I'm oblivious to all things obvious."





Killer Bee
That ain't honey on my pants!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 04-29-2002 @ 1:16 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:
While we're at it, somebody change alxelgr8's to "I'm oblivious to all things obvious."

that would fit quite well.


HOT SOUP! HOT SOUP! HOT SOUP!
Subzero316
TERRORIST
voted most likely to get searched at the airport
Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.		posted on 04-29-2002 @ 2:16 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
i dont mean to be in pain, but i dont like it. do something about it.

you forgot to say pretty please.


Master of the Cold....
Arpikarhu
Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass.
Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony.
I enjoy C&BT		posted on 04-29-2002 @ 1:12 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
just checkin. what the fuck?!? i said i wanted my status changed. get the fuck to it already! bunch of fucking lazy ass mods.

WHAT?


AIM- Arpikarhu



This message was edited by Arpikarhu on 4-29-02 @ 1:14 PM
Arpikarhu
Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass.
Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony.
I enjoy C&BT		posted on 04-29-2002 @ 11:14 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
thats better!! about fucking time one of you lay abouts got off your duff and took care of business.

WHAT?


AIM- Arpikarhu

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 04-30-2002 @ 12:32 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
about fucking time one of you lay abouts got off your duff and took care of business.



All you had to do was ask.





Killer Bee
That ain't honey on my pants!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker 		posted on 04-30-2002 @ 1:22 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
All you had to do was ask.
could somebody please change my status? thanks



"cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks
need me? try: [email protected]
Danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 04-30-2002 @ 7:29 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
DankarellY


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!		posted on 04-30-2002 @ 9:01 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
Don't change mine.



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
red rocket
Secret Sex Chat 		posted on 04-30-2002 @ 10:21 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
Arpikarhu, your status should say. I started the stupid YO thread and like saying What's Up? :) :-D :)




NONE ON US

NEVER FORGET
fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!		posted on 04-30-2002 @ 3:18 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
can i have a status change?please?






My life has been a fascinating series of amazing exploits, about which I have many profound insights. But frankly, none of it is any of your business, so butt out!


this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because
Danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 04-30-2002 @ 3:55 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
DankarellY



KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.


This message was edited by Danked on 4-30-02 @ 3:56 PM
HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 04-30-2002 @ 4:07 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
change your name back to danked.


HOT SOUP! HOT SOUP! HOT SOUP!
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 04-30-2002 @ 4:12 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
Change yours back to Rob Van Dam.





Killer Bee
That ain't honey on my pants!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 04-30-2002 @ 4:16 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
Could someone get me a coke, I'm thirsty



I'm only laughing on the outside
My smile is just skin deep
If you could see inside I'm really crying
You might join me for a weep.

Subzero316
TERRORIST
voted most likely to get searched at the airport
Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.		posted on 04-30-2002 @ 4:19 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
Could someone give me a coke, I'm thirsty

Would you like Rum in it? ;)


Master of the Cold....
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 04-30-2002 @ 4:36 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
While I'm here, could somebody make my status a little more "gay." I'm afraid some new people might see it the way it is, and not figure out how truly homosexual I am. Thanks.

quote:
Could someone get me a coke, I'm thirsty




Now go away.





Killer Bee
That ain't honey on my pants!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.


This message was edited by IrishAlkey on 4-30-02 @ 5:25 PM
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 04-30-2002 @ 5:11 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
Thank you alkey:)



I'm only laughing on the outside
My smile is just skin deep
If you could see inside I'm really crying
You might join me for a weep.

HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 04-30-2002 @ 5:14 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:
Change yours back to Rob Van Dam.
those were the days. :)


HOT SOUP! HOT SOUP! HOT SOUP!
Danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 04-30-2002 @ 6:22 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
DankarellY



KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 04-30-2002 @ 6:55 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
Y





Killer Bee
That ain't honey on my pants!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.


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