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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: There's no place like the Junkyard
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 05-04-2002 @ 3:54 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
::clicks heels together three times::

::Pet's Toto::

I'm off to see the Wizard now!



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 05-04-2002 @ 11:52 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
Alright, it's been 8 hours and I just couldn't stand the fact that nobody has replied yet. You're too good of a gal to have a thread with zero replies and I won't sit by and let that happen, dammit.
quote:

I'm off to see the Wizard now!
So... how was he?



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE
Hey, smell my head!
posted on 05-04-2002 @ 12:30 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
i'm sorry silera, i was sleepin'.


but i definately agree with you. this place is like heaven on earth.



}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


If you perceive others as failures, it makes you feel better about yourself
rageparty
123...Not so bare anymore since I got a number underneath my name again
I also have an imaginary girlfriend.
posted on 05-04-2002 @ 6:35 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
Is this another one of those :::: threads?





2002 Crack Committee Objectives:

:-P

1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year

:)

2. Hate the Braves with a passion

:confused:

3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year

:-D

4. Mets win World Series!!!

:-D

5. Have Red Sox miss the playoffs yet finish 10 games in front of the Yankees

:)
Danked
Dankarella!
posted on 05-04-2002 @ 6:46 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
I don't believe anything she/he has to say anymore.


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 05-04-2002 @ 6:58 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

There's no place like the Junkyard

It's like the gay forum anymore around here. And the Junkyard began so well too. What a fuckin shame.


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

LET'S GO SIXERS! LET'S GO SIXERS! LET'S GO SIXERS! LET'S GO SIXERS! LET'S GO SIXERS! LET'S GO SIXERS! LET'S GO SIXERS! LET'S GO SIXERS! LET'S GO SIXERS! LET'S GO SIXERS! LET'S GO SIXERS! LET'S GO SIXERS! LET'S GO SIXERS! LET'S GO SIXERS! LET'S GO SIXERS! LET'S GO SIXERS! LET'S GO SIXERS! LET'S GO SIXERS! LET'S GO SIXERS! LET'S GO SIXERS! LET'S GO SIXERS! LET'S GO SIXERS! LET'S GO SIXERS! LET'S GO SIXERS! LET'S GO SIXERS! LET'S GO SIXERS! LET'S GO SIXERS! LET'S GO SIXERS! LET'S GO SIXERS!
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 05-04-2002 @ 6:59 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

I don't believe anything she/he has to say anymore.
But she really likes you.



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 05-04-2002 @ 8:08 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
Slide Some Oil To Me

Slide some oil to me
Let it trickle down my spine
If you don't have S.T.P.
Crisco will do just fine

Slide some to my elbows
And to my fingers if you would
Slide some oil to me, girl
Whoo! Don't that feel good!

Slide some oil to my feet, look
I got toes again
Come on and slide some oil to my knees
And let me see if I can bend

Slide some oil to me
I'm beginning to feel just fine
Slide some oil down my throat
And let me lubricate my mind

Slide some oil to me
go ahead, hit my shoulder blades
Those who don't have to lubricate
Sure got it made
Slide some oil to me
Let it slip down my side
Laying there in one position
Sure does make me tired

Now watch me dance!

And let me lubricate my mind






Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE
Hey, smell my head!
posted on 05-04-2002 @ 9:21 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
you are silly, silly



}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


If you perceive others as failures, it makes you feel better about yourself
RapeFantasizer
One Chocolate Chip Cookie
CUNT ROCKETTE
posted on 05-04-2002 @ 10:22 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
Can I come with you? I seem to have misplaced my brain.



I LOVE THE MORON
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 05-05-2002 @ 3:05 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
quote:

Can I come with you? I seem to have misplaced my brain.


Come along and ride on a fantasic voyage
slide slide slippity-slide
with switches on the block in a '65
Come along and ride on a fantasic voyage
slide slide who-ride
ain't no valley low enough for mountain high...




Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
Subzero316
TERRORIST
voted most likely to get searched at the airport
Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.
posted on 05-06-2002 @ 4:17 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Is this another one of those :::: threads


Uh yea,[Sarcasm]why you dont aprove,should we get your permission first.[/Sarcasm]


Master of the Cold....
Danked
Dankarella!
posted on 05-06-2002 @ 4:30 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
Subzero doesn't use those sarcasm tags enough. One or two more posts should do it for today.


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 05-06-2002 @ 4:52 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
This is my happy place.



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club


Danked
Dankarella!
posted on 05-06-2002 @ 5:45 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
Allow me to remind you that you should be looking for your spare key.


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 05-06-2002 @ 6:01 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

::Pet's Toto::

quote:

This is my happy place.

Damn, if I got to pet your toto on a regular basis, I would be happy too. :-D ;) :-D

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?


"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 05-06-2002 @ 8:10 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
quote:

Damn, if I got to pet your toto on a regular basis, I would be happy too.
You don't know the half of it.




Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club


IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 05-06-2002 @ 9:52 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

You don't know the half of it.


We all know about the half that swelled up like a baseball...

Why not tell us about the other half?





WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
My status ain't just long, it's LARGE!
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 05-06-2002 @ 10:04 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
quote:

We all know about the half that swelled up like a baseball...

Why not tell us about the other half?


Do you want me to take away your toys again?

*Warn*



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club


Mangino
I live... again.
posted on 05-06-2002 @ 10:22 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Im still fascinated by that story for some reason!

Manager of the Intergender champion Cancer Mike!!
Beware my posts....I might be banned again!
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 05-06-2002 @ 10:27 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Do you want me to take away your toys again?


But I thought you liked when I played with your baseball? :(





WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
My status ain't just long, it's LARGE!
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 05-06-2002 @ 10:33 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
YOU DON'T FEEL MY PAIN!!!!

YOU DO NOT HAVE VAGINAS!!!

Laugh and point at me if you wish.. try dealing with this bitch all day long.



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club


Mangino
I live... again.
posted on 05-06-2002 @ 10:38 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
quote:

But I thought you liked when I played with your baseball?




dude...dont take it personal...she's dominican...you know how sacred baseballs are to them

Manager of the Intergender champion Cancer Mike!!
Beware my posts....I might be banned again!
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 05-06-2002 @ 11:33 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

try dealing with this bitch all day long.



No thanks. I'm fine with the 20 minutes.





WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
My status ain't just long, it's LARGE!
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 05-06-2002 @ 11:54 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

YOU DON'T FEEL MY PAIN!!!!

YOU DO NOT HAVE VAGINAS!!!
Ahem. I beg to differ, missy.



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