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IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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posted on 05-14-2002 @ 1:57 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
I call the red, rubber bone!

JUNKYARD DOG FIGHT!









WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
It was LARGE, I swear.
TeenWeek
what's a status?
posted on 05-14-2002 @ 2:04 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00


IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 05-14-2002 @ 2:08 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
I assume this means TeenWeek has chosen a negro's corpse as his weapon.

GAME ON!





WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
It was LARGE, I swear.
Rookie
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Stature of an Oompa Loompa!
JBA's Stalker.
Post Whore One Week, Fart In The Wind The Next
posted on 05-14-2002 @ 2:09 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Choose Your Weapons!





Post Whore One Week, Fart In The Wind The Next.

diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 05-14-2002 @ 2:09 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 01
Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 05-14-2002 @ 2:14 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Insert your own joke there for rookie's little pic.


opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back.
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" Charles Dickens
Over The Limit

This message was edited by Joey BigArms on 5-14-02 @ 2:14 PM
Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 05-14-2002 @ 2:19 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00





Don’t get me wrong, I am not fighting to uphold the restraints that give protection to rights fully accrued upon facts so nearly permanent as to be substantially impervious to change, rather I am for the supervision of changing conduct or conditions and are thus provisional or tentative.





TMS
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 05-14-2002 @ 4:18 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
Pillow FIGHT!!!






Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 05-14-2002 @ 4:40 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
BM is either going to prick us to death with his pen, or write us a nasty note...

Not sure which I fear more...





WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
It was LARGE, I swear.
HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
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posted on 05-14-2002 @ 4:46 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01



"Because we don't know when we will die, We get to think of life as an inexhaustible well. Yet everything happens a certain number of times, and a very small number, really. How many more times will you remember a certain afternoon of your childhood? An afternoon that’s so deeply a part of your being that you can't even conceive of your life without it. Perhaps four or five times more, perhaps not even that. How many more times will you watch the full moon rise? Perhaps twenty. And yet it all seems limitless." -Brandon Lee
JYD-4-LIFE! woof!
Living Legend
WankTruster
What's this? IrishAlkey's chewtoy? Thus then:
Living Legend=Faggot
posted on 05-14-2002 @ 5:04 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 02
quote:

Choose Your Weapons!







"Sometimes you have to read every word to get the whole picture."
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silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 05-14-2002 @ 5:07 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
quote:





I don't think you can pick AIMP up and toss him.



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 05-14-2002 @ 5:10 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00


FEAR THE EAR!!!!!!!!



I'm only laughing on the outside
My smile is just skin deep
If you could see inside I'm really crying
You might join me for a weep.

Living Legend
WankTruster
What's this? IrishAlkey's chewtoy? Thus then:
Living Legend=Faggot
posted on 05-14-2002 @ 5:12 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 02
quote:

I don't think you can pick



And why the hell not?



"Sometimes you have to read every word to get the whole picture."
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Bloody Anus
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
HYBRID THINKS I'M A GENIUS
posted on 05-14-2002 @ 5:41 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 00
Don't make me bust a cap in yo ass, fools






I think my mask of sanity              is about to slip


2002 Crack Committee Objectives:
1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year 2. Hate the Braves with a passion
3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year 4. Mets win World Series


IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 05-14-2002 @ 5:44 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
Facey has chosen the deadliest of weapons.





WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
It was LARGE, I swear.
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 05-14-2002 @ 5:47 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
quote:

And why the hell not?


Hey... whoa... Hey!!!

Slow down there buckaroo. Take a deep breath, read the entire sentence and figure out whether or not you can pick AIMP up and toss him or not.



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker
posted on 05-14-2002 @ 9:06 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
quote:





BRING IT ON!!!11!!!1!




Daddy's Little Girl
I often find my opinions stick out like an erection in a lesbian bar.
Tallguy 22
Fuck, I cant fucking spel or kant fucking cuont eithre! but...I LOVE TEH COCK!!!
posted on 05-14-2002 @ 9:17 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02
Why you may ask what beats super retard strenth?
P.S. no offense to any of you guys on what it says i just couldent take the dam writeing off.



WOW



This message was edited by Tallguy 22 on 5-14-02 @ 9:19 PM
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 05-14-2002 @ 10:00 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

I don't think you can pick AIMP up and toss him.
He can pick me up and toss my salad anytime.



JYD4Life... get at me dog...
Living Legend
WankTruster
What's this? IrishAlkey's chewtoy? Thus then:
Living Legend=Faggot
posted on 05-14-2002 @ 10:12 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 02
quote:

Slow down there buckaroo. Take a deep breath, read the entire sentence and figure out whether or not you can pick AIMP up and toss him or not.


I apologize. I let my emotions get to me.



"Sometimes you have to read every word to get the whole picture."
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Evil Dead Ash
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Good? Bad? Guy with the Gun Brigade
posted on 05-15-2002 @ 8:50 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
(()____...(((()::::::::::::::::::::::>
Lighsaber.(I suck) :(

arseface
posted on 05-16-2002 @ 9:21 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 02
i've got you all beat!
a real junkyard dog:

LOOK AT THOSE CHOPPERS!!!

Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE
Hey, smell my head!
posted on 05-16-2002 @ 11:30 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
nothing i like better than a pillow fight with silera



}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


If you perceive others as failures, it makes you feel better about yourself
Uli
posted on 05-21-2002 @ 2:10 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 02





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