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The Sleeper
Being a Minor is a Threat
to my Social Life
PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard		posted on 05-14-2002 @ 11:51 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Fuck off Sleeper, if you don't like it, don't read it!


You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself
You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did
You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?

The Sleeper
Being a Minor is a Threat
to my Social Life
PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard		posted on 05-15-2002 @ 12:26 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
gay


You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself
You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did
You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?

goatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed 		posted on 05-15-2002 @ 12:33 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Talking to yourself again sleeper?


The line between fantasy and reality is the same as that between sanity and insanity...which side of the line are you on?


You can reach me through AIM or email. Feel free to contact me if you have any board questions, techie (PC) questions, or even if you just wanna say hi.

What do you think should be in the black box?


JimboSHU
my status is extremely accurate.		posted on 05-15-2002 @ 12:40 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
This thread sucks
so far.


AIM/E-mail

goatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed 		posted on 05-15-2002 @ 12:42 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
It could change though. We just need that one good post...


The line between fantasy and reality is the same as that between sanity and insanity...which side of the line are you on?


You can reach me through AIM or email. Feel free to contact me if you have any board questions, techie (PC) questions, or even if you just wanna say hi.

What do you think should be in the black box?


diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.		posted on 05-15-2002 @ 2:16 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 01
quote:
This thread sucks
Is somebody supposed to notice that here in the Junkyard?


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-15-2002 @ 6:54 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
a bologna sandwich with mayo is much better than a bologna sandwich with mustard.


"Because we don't know when we will die, We get to think of life as an inexhaustible well. Yet everything happens a certain number of times, and a very small number, really. How many more times will you remember a certain afternoon of your childhood? An afternoon that’s so deeply a part of your being that you can't even conceive of your life without it. Perhaps four or five times more, perhaps not even that. How many more times will you watch the full moon rise? Perhaps twenty. And yet it all seems limitless." -Brandon Lee
JYD-4-LIFE! woof!
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-15-2002 @ 11:57 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
It could change though. We just need that one good post...


*coughYOU'REWELCOMEcough*







WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
It was LARGE, I swear.
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.		posted on 05-15-2002 @ 12:07 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
So when does the good post come?



JYD4Life... get at me dog...
I swear it was this big
Tussle King		posted on 05-15-2002 @ 12:31 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
God bless you IrishAlkey. God bless you.




___________________________________________________________________
I'm bigger than the Devil combined with Schindler's list.

Sig pic coming soon...kinda soon...
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-15-2002 @ 12:42 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
And God bless Kodak.





WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
It was LARGE, I swear.
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!		posted on 05-15-2002 @ 12:57 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
God bless us every one.



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-15-2002 @ 1:02 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
It was LARGE, I swear.
Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 05-15-2002 @ 1:17 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
The sense organs, which are limited in scope and ability, randomly gather information. This partial information is arranged into judgments,
which are based on previous judgments,
which are usually based on someone else's foolish ideas.
These false concepts and ideas are then stored in a highly selective memory system.




Don’t get me wrong, I am not fighting to uphold the restraints that give protection to rights fully accrued upon facts so nearly permanent as to be substantially impervious to change, rather I am for the supervision of changing conduct or conditions and are thus provisional or tentative.





TMS
Living Legend
WankTruster
What's this? IrishAlkey's chewtoy? Thus then:
Living Legend=Faggot		posted on 05-15-2002 @ 4:45 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 02
You know, I always thought that Squirrels are the primary source of entertainment, but after the recent incident I had with Giraffes, I know for a fact that Alligators do indeed love hair.



"Sometimes you have to read every word to get the whole picture."
E-Mail/AIM
The Sleeper
Being a Minor is a Threat
to my Social Life
PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard		posted on 05-15-2002 @ 5:57 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
This thread still sucks


You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself
You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did
You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?

Subzero316
TERRORIST
voted most likely to get searched at the airport
Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.		posted on 05-16-2002 @ 12:31 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
I dont think it will get any better.


Master of the Cold....
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-16-2002 @ 12:42 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
I dont think it will get any better.


THE IRONY HURTS!

Who the fuck are you to judge what sucks and what doesn't suck?

You have 1000+ of the most inane, useless, nonsensical posts this board has ever seen.

You wouldn't understand a joke if it hijacked a plane and flew...wait, maybe you would understand that.

In other words, GO FUCK YOURSELF...HARD...SLOW...DEEP...AND UNTIL THE TIP OF YOUR BEARDED COCK TEARS OFF, YOU GOOFY DIPSHIT!






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
Subzero316
TERRORIST
voted most likely to get searched at the airport
Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.		posted on 05-16-2002 @ 12:40 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
::Yawns::

Can you act anymore stupid?

quote:
You have 1000+ of the most inane, useless nonsensical posts this board has even seen.

I wouldn't be talking ass munch, look at you 4000+ posts of nothing but shit. go cry me a river tool.


Master of the Cold....
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!		posted on 05-16-2002 @ 12:44 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
quote:
go cry me a river tool.
Oh, so the next attack will be via the NYC waterways and not our free airspace?

Alkey don't do it!!! Don't cry, dry your eyes.





Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-16-2002 @ 12:53 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
I wouldn't be talking ass munch, look at you 4000+ posts of nothing but shit.


Once again, you've taken the EXACT SAME FUCKING THING THAT I JUST SAID AND USED IT AGAINST ME!

Do me a favor, if you're gonna use my material, at least use [Alkey][/Alkey], shit-faced hack.

quote:
Can you act anymore stupid?


It's one thing to act stupid.
It's another thing to actually be as incredibly fucking stupid as you have been, over and over again.

You'd assume with a head as immense as yours, at least ONE original thought could be processed.

Never assume anything.











WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
Subzero316
TERRORIST
voted most likely to get searched at the airport
Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.		posted on 05-16-2002 @ 1:11 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
You two suck worse then rich vos's act.

It sounds like you two basturds are a big fan of terrorism but not me.


Master of the Cold....
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-16-2002 @ 1:22 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
You two suck worse then rich vos's act.


I have so much to work with that I'll break this down into parts...

A. Actually, she sucks quite well.
B. Then Rich Vos's act what? What's after his act? What's following it? Or, did you mean "than?"
C. OH, YOU DECIDED TO INSULT US USING A REFERENCE FROM THE SHOW! YOU ARE A BASTION OF ORIGINALITY.

quote:
It sounds like you two basturds are a big fan of terrorism but not me.


A. "Basturds?" Don't call me a turd.
B. As far as the terrorism thing goes, if the beard fits...









WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
PlasticMan
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dhalsim-Style Hand to Hand Specialist		posted on 05-16-2002 @ 3:51 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
Could you two quick clogging up the board with this stupid shit. Every fucking thread has about fifteen posts of you two insulting each other.

GET OVER IT!


It wasn't lies, it was just...bullshit.
The Sleeper
Being a Minor is a Threat
to my Social Life
PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard		posted on 05-16-2002 @ 4:10 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
Could you two quick clogging up the board with this stupid shit. Every fucking thread has about fifteen posts of you two insulting each other.

GET OVER IT!

I disagree, it's funny. And since this is my thread, please continue.


You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself
You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did
You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?



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