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diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.		posted on 05-18-2002 @ 1:39 AM      
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Hey, nice cunt you have there.


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My friends call me Weed 		posted on 05-18-2002 @ 1:45 AM      
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Point that thing somewhere else.

Ever go to a nude beach DIG? It's lot's of fun (seriously).


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WOW Forum Ambassador		posted on 05-18-2002 @ 9:55 AM      
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quote:
Ever go to a nude beach DIG?
and, take off the jacket? you're kidding, right?



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I want my two dollars!		posted on 05-18-2002 @ 10:02 AM      
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i accidently went to a nude beach once. what an experience.

:-D


Tallguy 22
Fuck, I cant fucking spel or kant fucking cuont eithre! but...I LOVE TEH COCK!!!		posted on 05-18-2002 @ 9:39 PM      
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a nude beach is just a beach full of a bunch of naked fat old guys looking for just one young nakid girl so it can finnaly complete there pathetic little lives.


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I also have an imaginary girlfriend.		posted on 05-18-2002 @ 9:48 PM      
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And you wish you were one of the young naked little girls don'tcha? ;)


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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-18-2002 @ 9:51 PM      
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quote:
a nude beach is just a beach full of a bunch of naked fat old guys looking for just one young nakid girl so it can finnaly complete there pathetic little lives.

i'm convinced you're actually a middle aged man and this has all been a big act for your own entertainment. you cant be THIS bad at grammar.


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Tallguy 22
Fuck, I cant fucking spel or kant fucking cuont eithre! but...I LOVE TEH COCK!!!		posted on 05-18-2002 @ 10:15 PM      
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no hybrid i am just retarded forgive my stupidity.


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diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.		posted on 05-19-2002 @ 7:55 PM      
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Has anyone seen the suntan lotion? Oh wait nevermind... I see it laying over there next to that guy's dick. Excuse me, sir, could you please pass the suntan lotion...Yeah it's right there...Yeah there...Yeah next to your dick. Thank you.




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barch97
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WOW Forum Ambassador		posted on 05-19-2002 @ 8:09 PM      
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I believe I first heward this in an old larry miller bit but, is there a "proper" etiquette for applying suntan lotion at a nude beach? I mean there are parts where sunburn would be unthinkable. How often does sunscreen need to be applied? And, are you expected to remove yourself from the public area before said aplication?



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posted on 05-19-2002 @ 8:14 PM      
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C'mon, Barch, we all know what you really want to ask:

When a girl asks you to apply lotion or sunscreen on her supple nude body, is it OK to just imitate the sound of the bottle squirting, while you are actually trying to apply your own "lotion" on her? :-D

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diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.		posted on 05-19-2002 @ 8:15 PM      
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Ok Bob and Judy, help your mother put her suntan lotion on. Bob you get her back and ass and Judy you take care of her tits and pussy. And make sure you don't use it all. I need a little more for my cock and balls.


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Tequila
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Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!		posted on 05-19-2002 @ 8:33 PM      
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where is there a nude beach in NY?


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HYBRID THINKS I'M A GENIUS		posted on 05-20-2002 @ 2:01 AM      
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Try Wantagh




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Nah, I'm full.






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