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Danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 05-28-2002 @ 8:30 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
We had some good times... and I'll never forget you. I realize I need to let go. I can't just prop you up on my shoulder like some sort of dead Bernie during a wacky beach party weekend. All things must pass and so must you. You'll always hold a special place in my thoughts. Remember the time we tooled on that guy looking for the naughty nightie pictures? That was awesome. How about that time everybody wanted one of you and I started that hit list? Yeah... you were the king, baby. How about that time Noellevious invited us over (or should I say under)? Good times... Remember posting 50 Phish songs all by ourselves till some lurkers finally joined our thread? How about all those board parties we said we would go to that we just couldn't make it to because we were meeting the weed guy that night? Man, that happened too often. Remember the little "d"? I know, I know... it shamed you too. How about the failed "Playboy vs. Maxim" thread? Yeah, I don't remember it either. It sucked having to do the "mellow... mellow... mellow... AHHHHHHHHH!" gag to everybody, but deep down inside, you know I enjoyed it. You'll always be in my heart, thoughts and lungs.

Far out, Tommy Chong. Far out.


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-28-2002 @ 8:34 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01

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JYD-4-LIFE! woof!
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador		posted on 05-28-2002 @ 8:35 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
Bye, danked.

I never really liked you anyway. :-p



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
The more things change...
The more they stay the same.
Danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 05-28-2002 @ 8:37 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
LONG LIVE THE HOMER ARMY!!11!.


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-28-2002 @ 8:39 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
HOMER ARMY = #1



JYD-4-LIFE! woof!
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!		posted on 05-28-2002 @ 8:40 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02


Do we still have the grow room?



Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
I'm as real as cancer.
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!		posted on 05-28-2002 @ 8:42 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
i'll miss tommy...remember when brokenjaw ms painted it?or when moron, synt, windowlck, and sluggo all copied it?or when tommy entered the NN contest?i voted for you, #58


homer army sucks



JYD 4 LIFE! WOOF WOOF!

My life has been a fascinating series of amazing exploits, about which I have many profound insights. But frankly, none of it is any of your business, so butt out!

this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because


This message was edited by fbdlingfrg on 5-28-02 @ 8:44 PM
Danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 05-28-2002 @ 8:46 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00

quote:
Do we still have the grow room?

Do you still have a vagina? Uh... yeah!


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.


This message was edited by Danked on 5-28-02 @ 8:55 PM
diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.		posted on 05-28-2002 @ 8:55 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 01
I found the "Tommy Chong" danked to be much less cranky than the "Homo Homer" Danked.


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

Danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 05-28-2002 @ 9:16 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
He's a tight little package. Yummy.


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.		posted on 05-28-2002 @ 10:07 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
The resemblance is uncanny...





JYD4Life... get at me dog...
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.		posted on 05-28-2002 @ 10:28 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Uh oh. :confused:

Quote of the Dayssssss - "Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol" - Somebody


Danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 05-28-2002 @ 10:59 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
Let the past stay in the past. I won't apologize for the girls I've stalked, the show quotes I've overused, the beard I haven't shaved.... I hope we all can just move on, Ants.


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.		posted on 05-28-2002 @ 11:18 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! SUB KILLED CHONG AND IS HOLDING HIS HEAD IN HIS HANDS!!! OH MY GOD!!! HE REALLY IS A TERRORIST!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, HE KILLED CHONG AND IS KEEPING HIS HEAD AS A TROPHY!!!!!.....

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-28-2002 @ 11:20 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
I need new friends.






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
VG drives my puppy bus!

fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!		posted on 05-28-2002 @ 11:21 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
you had old friends?



JYD 4 LIFE! WOOF WOOF!

My life has been a fascinating series of amazing exploits, about which I have many profound insights. But frankly, none of it is any of your business, so butt out!

this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because
rageparty
123...Not so bare anymore since I got a number underneath my name again
I also have an imaginary girlfriend.		posted on 05-28-2002 @ 11:23 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
[nelson] Ha! Ha! [/nelson]


Shit Can Happen


2002 Crack Committee Objectives:

:)

1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year

:-D

2. Hate the Braves with a passion

:mad:

3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year

:-P

4. Mets win World Series!!!

:-D :)

4B. Roger Clemens finally steps into the batters box at Shea.

:eek:

5. Root for and support Mike Piazza...
regardless of his sexual preference

:confused:
HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-28-2002 @ 11:37 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
thank god it's friday



JYD-4-LIFE! woof!
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!		posted on 05-28-2002 @ 11:41 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02





Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
I'm as real as cancer.
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-28-2002 @ 11:43 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
I'll predict his reply...

"ONCE!!!"






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
VG drives my puppy bus!

HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-28-2002 @ 11:47 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
thank god for taco bell



JYD-4-LIFE! woof!
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 05-29-2002 @ 12:04 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:


But, but, but... what about that time at Bar 9, when I imitated your sig? What am I to do now?

I refuse to strip to my undies and paint peace and hippie symbols on my semi-naked body.
Well, not in public anyway.

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?


"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...

This message was edited by The Brain on 5-29-02 @ 12:12 AM
HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-29-2002 @ 12:10 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:
refuse to strip to my undies and paint dove and flowers symbols on my semi-naked body.
Well, not in public anyway.


thank god



JYD-4-LIFE! woof!
Danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 05-29-2002 @ 12:19 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE HOMER ARMY TO RAIN HELLFIRE UPON THE EARTH! WE HAVE NOT THE TIME TO MOURN THE DEAD! BEG FORGIVENESS FROM YOUR NEW MASTERS LEST YE BE JUDGED!


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 05-29-2002 @ 12:25 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:
refuse to strip to my undies and paint dove and flowers symbols on my semi-naked body.
Well, not in public anyway.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

thank god

Bugger off. :-P
Yup, good thing Hybrid's bedroom ain't considered a "public place"

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?


"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...


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