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adolescentmasturbator
posted on 05-03-2001 @ 11:00 PM      
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Cacasmooches you are officially the biggest tool on this message board. Yes you have the heap beat out. Do you ever learn? You make jokes about getting chicks drunk after that thread. It is time to get yours.



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CacaSmooches
posted on 05-03-2001 @ 11:06 PM      
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Dude, don't YOU ever get it? It's a fucking joke get the fuck over it, your the one who keeps bringing it up, I'm just reitirating what ur saying u fucking tool, if you can't handle it then get the fuck out of the kitchen... Bring it bitch!

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This message was edited by CacaSmooches on 5-3-01 @ 11:12 PM
adolescentmasturbator
posted on 05-03-2001 @ 11:13 PM      
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You go and pull that crap for real and then go out and joke about it. That is just stupidity on your part. But then again intelligence was never a strong suit of yours. You think that's funny, it would be funny if you got date raped by a guy. Cue the sublime song.



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jewdown
posted on 05-03-2001 @ 11:14 PM      
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Well, I don't know the story behind this grudge, nor do I care, but this looks like it could be an interseting little skirmish.

Fight on little wacker and shit kisser.

I'm drunk already but I could always use another cold one.
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CacaSmooches
posted on 05-03-2001 @ 11:21 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Like I said before tough guy, YOU'RE the one who keeps bringing it up, w/ a couple of ur little friends as well, and I DON'T GIVE A FUCK, what you or your punk ass friends think... Especially coming from some zit faced teen age losers, who are probably cutting school to go to the gay bar... Adolescent, quit while ur ahead, before I make a fool out of the hippocrite that you are...

"Kyle, I'm just a stupid piece of crap..." Just some nuggets (with corn) of wisdom from the bottom of the Jersey City Sewer Department- I hope I don't find a summons in my mailbox today...

adolescentmasturbator
posted on 05-03-2001 @ 11:24 PM      
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Jewdown check out the fu to cunts thread to see what im talking about.



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posted on 05-03-2001 @ 11:27 PM      
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Here are the links:

This is, I believe, WHY AM doesn't like Caca:

Visit this Website


This is why AM started this thread:

Visit this Website



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adolescentmasturbator
posted on 05-03-2001 @ 11:31 PM      
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quote:

Like I said before tough guy, YOU'RE the one who keeps bringing it up, w/ a couple of ur little friends as well, and I DON'T GIVE A FUCK, what you or your punk ass friends think... Especially coming from some zit faced teen age losers, who are probably cutting school to go to the gay bar... Adolescent, quit while ur ahead, before I make a fool out of the hippocrite that you are...


First off you comment about a little grammar mistake and then you say hippocrite? Ironic, isn't it? And is the loser thing supposed to bother me, you sound like you're a valley girl when you say that. Especially coming from a cock smuggling rapist like yourself.



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jewdown
posted on 05-03-2001 @ 11:45 PM      
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Thanks Magus. Very enlightening.

Can we crown Cacasmooches:
"King loser of the board"

BTW Shitkisser, your fingers were only wet, cause she pissed herself, not because she was excited by your repulsive ass.
Die, you aborted rat fetus.

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posted on 05-03-2001 @ 11:54 PM      
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quote:

Especially coming from some zit faced teen age losers, who are probably cutting school to go to the gay bar


shitkisses, not all of us are teen-agers - far from it asswipe. Whether youre 13 or 31, it doesn't take age to see that someone who talks shit, then tries to talk ther way out of it is a piece of shit himself. Its been said here before many times, this place is about having fun - but there are lines you just don't cross. You say it was a joke - seeing as noone found it in the least funny, that should tell you how wrong it was!

And I know this is AM's fight, but I really took the subject that this fight is about somewhat personal - I'm not gonna get into it here, not the place, but I don't wanna get tooled on for jumping into a fight (except from shitkisses, I expect no less).


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adolescentmasturbator
posted on 05-03-2001 @ 11:56 PM      
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Goatweed you can jump in if you want because this was not directed towards me. This just an attack on shitface for being evil.



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The Brain
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posted on 05-04-2001 @ 12:10 AM      
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quote:

It's a fucking joke get the fuck over it


Oh really, you stupid son of a bitch? It's a fucking joke, huh, taking the opportunity to feel up a girl who was so blasted out of her mind she probably had no clue what the fuck you were doing. And don't even try to justify it with "oh, but everyone else was doing it" or "well I had a few too much to drink too". You were apparently in better faculties than she was, you motherfucking asshole, and you should have been a gentleman and removed her from the situation rather than take part in the "fun". Worse yet, you aimed hatred at her girlfriends for coming to rescue their drunk friend, because they ruined your probably one and only chance of ever losing your virginity. God knows you won't do it any other way.

You have no fucking class, and you will never redeem yourself in our eyes. End of the goddamn story. Go away.



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bluetarp
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 12:15 AM      
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I know what needs to happen here, get the shitkisser together with heapofshit, they would be sooooo busy together, they would leave the board alone. Yeah, yeah. Dats da ticket!


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adolescentmasturbator
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 12:17 AM      
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I say we take bets on how long before shitlicker gets My Salad in his caption.



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Mr. Brownstone
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 12:20 AM      
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Date Rape


Let me tell you about a girl I know
Had a drink about an hour ago
Sitting in a corner by herself
In a bar in downtown health
She heard a noise and she looked through the door
And saw a man she never seen before
Light skin, light blues eyes
A double chin and a plastic smile
Well he rather raced as he walked through the door
Taking an empty seat next to her at the bar
"A brand new car is parked right outside,
How'd you like to go for a ride"
And she said "Wait a minute I have to think"
He said "That's fine" They always buy you a drink
One drink turned into three or four
And they finally got into his car
And they drove away some place so far
"Now babe the time has come,
How'd you like to have a little fun?"
And she said "If we could only be easy on our way I would not mind"

That's when things got out of control
She didn't want to
He had his way
She said "let's go"
He said "No way.
Come on babe it's your lucky day
Shut your mouth, we're gonna do my way
Come on baby don't be afraid
If it wasn't for date rape I'd never get laid"

He finished up, he started the car
He turned around and drove back to the bar
"Now baby don't be sad,
In my opinion you weren't half bad"
She picked up a rock
Threw it at the car
Hit him in the head now he's got a big scar
C'mon now listen to me
DATE RAPE £*@#*#!!
The next day she went to her drawer
Looked up her local attorney at law
Went to the phone and filed a police report
And then she took the guys ass to court
The day he stood in front of the judge
He screamed "She lies that little slut"
The judge knew he was full of shit
And he gave him 25 years
And now his heart is filled with tears
One night in jail it was getting late
He was butt-raped by a large inmate
And he screamed.........
But the guards paid no attention to his cries
That's when things got out of control
The moral of the date rape story
It does not pay to be drunk and horny
But that's the way it had to be
They locked him up and threw away the key
Well I can't take pity on men of his kind
Even though he now takes it in the behind
DATE RAPE
She didn't want to, she didn't want to,
She didn't want to, she didn't want to,
TAKE IT!!





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bluetarp
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 12:28 AM      
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Mr. Brownstone, I salute you! Nuff said!


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adolescentmasturbator
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 1:23 AM      
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Seems like caca is avoiding this thread as if it were a sober women.



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hornygoatweed23
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posted on 05-04-2001 @ 2:57 AM      
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Give him time, I'm sure he'll turn up. After all, shit always floats.


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GonzoStyle
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 6:43 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
Caca you trully are one stupid motherfucker. You get reamed for one post then you come to me and i help you out. I told you to lay low and be incognito for a while now you come back with something even more moronic. Once i helped you twice ain't gonna happen you have earned a my to go along with your toss.

It's a joke doesn't work on this one my friend. This is about as funny as hitler making jew jokes and saying hey it's just a joke.

Hey caca you are a clit hair away from being banned, how's that for a joke?


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Sephiroth
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 7:09 AM      
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quote:

Hey caca you are a clit hair away from being banned, how's that for a joke?



LMMFAO, now that's comedy!



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CacaSmooches
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 10:02 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
Do I really have The Heap beat out?

"Kyle, I'm just a stupid piece of crap..." Just some nuggets (with corn) of wisdom from the bottom of the Jersey City Sewer Department- I hope I don't find a summons in my mailbox today...

Drunken GW
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posted on 05-04-2001 @ 10:22 AM      
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Fudgekisses, you definatley know how to make friends. I thought you learned last week....Once a deek, always a deek.





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posted on 05-04-2001 @ 10:37 AM      
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LMMFAO. Gonzo, you beat me to the MY!


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The Brain
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posted on 05-04-2001 @ 11:33 AM      
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quote:

Do I really have The Heap beat out?

In a word: YES.

The Heap's level of idiocy, as far as we know, has not extended into real life like yours has.



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Mr. Brownstone
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 1:06 PM      
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