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| Nana's Precious | posted on 09-01-2001 @ 6:19 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00  | **crickets** "what, I thought we were all just having fun..." guardian of f_tarded This message was edited by Nana's Precious on 9-1-01 @ 6:29 PM | ||||
| Psycho Bitch | posted on 09-01-2001 @ 6:24 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jul. 01 |  thanks for the find wpp :) "You fuck me, then snub me. You love me, you hate me. You show me your sensitive side, then you turn into a total asshole! Is that a pretty accurate description of our relationship, Tyler?" | ||||
| Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!! | posted on 09-01-2001 @ 7:33 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | HA HA HA HA HA they are so lame AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm | ||||
| NASA | posted on 09-01-2001 @ 7:41 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01 | ::Walks in, stares at empty, miserable room, walks out laughing hysterically:: 1918  | ||||
| Shelle Bink True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101. | posted on 09-01-2001 @ 8:11 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01 | NOMAH! Hey Grk, we never took that pic at the softball game?  WOWing Gets You Things... Listen To The PennyRoyals It's better to burn out than fade away | ||||
| JJ G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Soldier of Fortune Spec Ops Division | posted on 09-01-2001 @ 8:54 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | 1918, 1918, 1918, 1918, 1918, 1918 1918, 1918, 1918, 1918, 1918, 1918  We're all just monkeys!! | ||||
| Austin The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. New World Order Secret Police Chief Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich | posted on 09-01-2001 @ 9:05 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | Wait this is the SAWXS thread?? ::takes piss in the corner:: I guess im done here.  | ||||
| TeenWeek what's a status? | posted on 09-01-2001 @ 10:48 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | This is almost as bad as the Mets chat thread.  | ||||
| Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!! | posted on 09-01-2001 @ 11:51 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | TW if you jinx them I will kick your ass! No mention of a ***** until its done AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm | ||||
| Nana's Precious | posted on 09-02-2001 @ 12:21 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | quote: The Red Sox have a bit more of a jinx there working on for the past......oh, 83 or some odd years!!!!!!!! "what, I thought we were all just having fun..." guardian of f_tarded | ||||
| Corpsegrinderjunk | posted on 09-02-2001 @ 2:10 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00 | quote: Who???  Why fucking bother "Think before you write" - Froy E-Mail Me | ||||
| Unicron | posted on 09-02-2001 @ 7:44 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Mar. 01 | 1918 Sox Suck Yankees Forever  | ||||
| Psycho Bitch | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 3:26 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jul. 01 | Wednesday, September 5 Duquette continues his rampage -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- By Jim Caple ESPN.com Boston general manager Dan Duquette fired Jimy Williams when the manager had the team 12 games over .500. Since then the Red Sox have lost 12 of 18 games, including their last nine, falling 9* games behind the hated Yankees and out of the postseason race, fired John Cumberland from a position he never officially had, put Nomar Garciaparra back on the disabled list and learned that Pedro Martinez is pitching with a slight tear in his rotator cuff. With the entire clubhouse in near mutiny, what else can go wrong for Red Sox fans? Rather than endure the remaining painful weeks of the season, here's a sneak peek of what's to come ... Dan Duquette will rest on Sept. 17, but will still manage to make news. Sept. 6: Red Sox lose 2-1 to Cleveland. Duquette fires the bat boys. Sept. 7: David Cone allows unearned run in 1-0 loss at Yankee Stadium. Duquette releases him for "performance issues." Sept. 8: Duquette announces on pre-game show that Ted Williams is healthy and has been "milking his open-heart surgery for sympathy." Sept. 9: Carl Everett drops his pants and moons New York starter Andy Pettitte after breaking up perfect game in 1-0 loss. Red Sox take no disciplinary action. Sept. 10: Red Sox win draining, six-hour, 16-inning 3-2 victory over New York. Duquette celebrates by phoning Jimy Williams and asking him if his refrigerator is running. Sept. 11: Everett head-butts umpire Ron Kulpa, spits in his face and kicks him in the testicles. Club takes no disciplinary action. Sept. 12: Manny Ramirez demands a trade to the Expos. Sept. 13: Tampa Bay completes three-game series sweep. Duquette fires receptionist. Sept. 14: Nomar's rehab suffers a setback when a shark bites off his right hand while the shortstop is swimming laps around Nantucket. Duquette announces that the fans still deserve to see him play, "And with all the money we're paying him, he can learn to throw left-handed." Sept. 15: After Duquette fires batting coach Scott Ullger, the Red Sox issue an apology along with a grudging acknowledgment that Ullger is the Twins batting coach and therefore beyond Duquette's jurisidiction. Sept. 16: A 3-1 loss to Baltimore officially eliminates Red Sox from postseason race and drops them into third place behind Toronto. Club announces it is raising ticket prices by 30 percent, retroactive to 1998. Sept. 17: Off day. Duquette relaxes by firing mail room staff. Sept. 18: Pedro's right arm falls off at the shoulder in mid-pitch. Team doctors diagnose it as a slight strain and say he may miss his next start. Sept. 19: Red Sox CEO John Harrington releases designs for yet another new stadium, with an estimated construction cost of $1.58 billion to be raised by closing public schools and selling the body parts of Boston's homeless and working poor. Sept. 20: Everett sets fire to manager Joe Kerrigan's office. Duquette gives him contract extension. Sept. 21: Club charges the Jimmy Fund $100,000 for its sign at Fenway Park. Sept. 22: Red Sox release Hideo Nomo after he fails to rewind his "There's Something About Mary" video before returning it. Sept. 23: Duquette fires pitching coach Ralph Treuel "for no particular reason." Sept. 24: Duquette celebrates a 4-1 victory over Baltimore by ordering five dozen pizzas with extra anchovies delivered to John Cumberland's house. Sept. 25: Everett chokes Kerrigan. Finally fed up with this deplorable and embarrassing behavior, the club responds by firing Kerrigan. Sept. 26: Duquette rehires Jimy Williams just for the pleasure of firing him again. Sept. 27: The team is sold to Everett as part of a bonus incentive. Sept. 28: Red Sox release Dante Bichette after he takes up two spots in the parking lot. Sept. 29: Duquette fires secretary during lunch in a crowded restaurant so she won't cause a scene. Orders dessert and reads latest layoff reports in tech sector. Smiles. Sept. 30: Red Sox end season with 2-0 loss to Detroit, dropping them into fourth place behind Baltimore. Everett announces his first move as new owner is to paint the Green Monster orange. thanks for the find wpp :) I'm going crazy, a little every day, and everything I wanted is now driving me away, I woke this morning to the sound of beating hearts, mine is full of questions and it's tearing yours apart... | ||||
| Snoteater | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 3:34 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01 | quote: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! That is so LAME!!!!!!!!!!!!  | ||||
| Psycho Bitch | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 4:20 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jul. 01 | Red Sox CHAT Thread?????? I thought this was the make fun of the Red Sox Thread....my bad thanks for the find wpp :) I'm going crazy, a little every day, and everything I wanted is now driving me away, I woke this morning to the sound of beating hearts, mine is full of questions and it's tearing yours apart... | ||||
| WookiePoolParty | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 6:29 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | Ladies and Gentleman, Announcing today's special guest here in the Red Sox Chat Thread: Please give a warm welcome to former Sox first baseman and batting champion... Bill Buckner! Bill will be signing autographs in the corner for the low price of $19.86. Enjoy! Help those that need it. Join IBC.  WPP's Swiller Beer Pick of the Week: Sierra Nevada Pale Ale | ||||
| NASA | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 10:24 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01 | Red Sox Freefall Continues BOSTON (AP) - Chuck Finley gave up four hits in 6 1-3 innings and Juan Gonzalez drove in three runs Thursday night in the Cleveland Indians' 6-4 victory over the Boston Red Sox. Finley's re-emergence came at a critical time for the Indians, who began the day six games ahead of the Minnesota Twins in the AL Central. The Red Sox, who have lost 10 of 11, dropped 10 games behind the New York Yankees in the AL East and 10 behind the Oakland Athletics in the wild card race. Hampered by injuries all season, Finley (6-6) was coming off a two-inning outing Aug. 25 against Seattle in which he strained his right oblique muscle. Finley had offseason arthroscopic knee surgery Jan. 9. He was put on the 15-day disabled list for the second time this season on June 29 with spasms in his neck and left shoulder. Finley faced the minimum number of batters through five innings. He was lifted after giving up an RBI double to Izzy Alcantara in the seventh. John Rocker pitched a perfect ninth for his third save in six chances. The struggling reliever got his first save since June 26, less than a week after Cleveland got him in a trade with Atlanta. Roberto Alomar hit an RBI single and Gonzalez had a sacrifice fly in the first inning off Frank Castillo (8-8). The Indians made it 3-0 in the third inning. Alomar tripled off the wall in left-center and scored on Gonzalez's sacrifice fly, with second baseman Chris Stynes catching the ball in shallow center field with his back to the infield. Gonzalez hit a sharp single through the right side of the infield in the fifth to drive in Kenny Lofton and make it 4-0. Alomar had an RBI single in the seventh and Lofton drove in a run with a sacrifice fly in the eighth. Castillo, six days after giving up two hits in seven shutout innings against the New York Yankees, gave up eight hits and four runs in six innings. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Boston continues to plummet, and go to the Bronx tomorrow for a 4 game series where another Boston Massacre will occur as the Yankees seal the fate of the AL East. Another sweep, perhaps? We don't need it, but boy would it be fun. Magic Number: #14 . . . . . . 1918  | ||||
| NYR2119935 | posted on 09-08-2001 @ 11:29 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 00 | I went to the game last night Boston Sux ahahahahahahaha Go Yankees! :)  CART Taco Bell Ice Hockey MetallicA | ||||
| NASA | posted on 09-08-2001 @ 11:46 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01 | This Date in Pathetic Red Sox History (9/9) .c The Associated Press/National Aeronautics and Space Administration 1998 - The New York Yankees clinched the AL East title, the earliest in AL history, beating the Boston Red Sox 7-5. The Yankees improved to 102-41 - 20 1/2 games ahead of second-place Boston. 2001 - Pedro Martinez will be found to have severe shoulder injuries that will require major surgery, causing the 3-time Cy Young award winner to miss two seasons. Sox will fire Dan Duquette on the spot. :) | ||||
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