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Francine Banger
posted on 04-03-2002 @ 1:02 AM      
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I just heard on WFAN that Jeff Van Gundy will be named the new head coach of the Washington Mystics of the WNBA.

So thats why Van Gundy left and ruined the Knicks season, Thats great to know.

Maybe its just me, I just cant see Jeff Van Gundy coaching in the WNBA. Is he going to be giving press conferences with bags under his eyes after tough games? Is he going to ride on Rebecca Lobos leg if she gets into a fight with one of Chamique Holdsclaw?



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posted on 04-03-2002 @ 1:48 AM      
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HAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAH!!!!

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posted on 04-03-2002 @ 1:50 AM      
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quote:

Is he going to ride on Rebecca Lobos leg if she gets into a fight with one of Chamique Holdsclaw?




HAHAHA. Good one I was gonna just say that.



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posted on 04-03-2002 @ 1:56 AM      
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Damn, i have no clue what he is thinking of.

He'd be better off coaching my cousin's 4th grade basketball team.

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posted on 04-03-2002 @ 2:55 AM      
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he sucks



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posted on 04-03-2002 @ 7:10 AM      
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I bet the Mystics could beat the Knicks this year.

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posted on 04-03-2002 @ 12:26 PM      
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In the post today they gave a possible reason why he did this. Van Gundy still has one year left on his contract and any team that wants him as coach has to talk to the knicks and provide compensation, a first round draft choice.

I guess if he does not coach in the NBA this year, the team he goes to won't have to give up a draft pick for him and they wait one year for him. Makes sense to me.




Francine Banger
posted on 04-03-2002 @ 12:29 PM      
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Jeff Van Gundy was on the FAN with Sid Rosenberg and has denied the report totally as have the Mystics. I guess this really was an April Fools Joke.

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posted on 04-03-2002 @ 1:09 PM      
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on 10 10 i just heard that the rumors are not true.


he still sucks



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posted on 04-03-2002 @ 2:19 PM      
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uh yeah, it's his fault the knicks suck, not layden's or the players, but van gundy's. riiiiiiiiiight



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posted on 04-03-2002 @ 2:42 PM      
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its all of the above, but I can tell you one thing. If Van Gundy was still here this team wouldnt be 28-45.

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posted on 04-03-2002 @ 4:38 PM      
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I can't wait for the post game press conferences!
Van Gundy with his head burried in his hands:
"UUUhhhhh we uuhhhhhh didn't get the board we uuhhhh needed. T-Spoon played well uhhhhhhh Rebecca wasn't 100% uuhhhhhh we uuuuuhh were disappointed.


Francine Banger
posted on 04-03-2002 @ 5:20 PM      
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quote:

I can't wait for the post game press conferences!
Van Gundy with his head burried in his hands:
"UUUhhhhh we uuhhhhhh didn't get the board we uuhhhh needed. T-Spoon played well uhhhhhhh Rebecca wasn't 100% uuhhhhhh we uuuuuhh were disappointed.



First off your late, Van Gundy isnt taking the job, and second off Rebecca plays for New York, Van Gundy was supposed to go to Washington.

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posted on 04-04-2002 @ 11:51 PM      
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Ugh Van gundy still stinks,for leaving the knicks.

FU van gundy


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