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Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 05-31-2002 @ 12:23 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
When Faceman isn't around to moderate, I declare that The Junkyard belongs to me. Nobody is allowed to start new threads or reply to other people's threads without first getting permission from me. Failure to comply with these rules will result in the guilty party being anally raped by me. Test me, I dare you.



JYD4Life... get at me dog...

This message was edited by Ants in My Pants on 6-5-02 @ 2:31 PM
Danked
Dankarella!
posted on 05-31-2002 @ 12:26 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
Testing.


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
Danked
Dankarella!
posted on 05-31-2002 @ 12:39 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
Ha, I thought so.

You ain't so tough.


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 05-31-2002 @ 12:40 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
I Dare You
Black Rob

I dare you
(Uh, Harlem Underworld)
To come against me
(Harlem Underworld)
I dare you

::Black Rob::
To defeat me
(Watch the whole thing unfold)
I dare you
(From 100th street)
To come for me
(To 200th)
You won't win
(Manhattan)
Nigga's got me sittin' on the roof
Eye trained, on scope, blessin' 100 proof
Hand on toes, 'bout to roast
Some kids who flash like they assassins
Picked up my dough and b-ked this honey passin'
Got the spot on lock
Taking flicks around the corner
She made it where the spot ain't hot
Like a potato, she got five-oh on the payroll
They sniffin' yeyo, I don't know what to say, yo
There they go in front of the store
Dressed in black shit
Some like theys are meaner
If they be hustlin' back, we'll fuck 'em
Can't even do one thing, assassinate 'em
That's it, that's all, solo
Single, no more, no less, stocks rang, yo
Money caught one in his Kangol
D.O.A. as his man made his run for the door
Caught 'em in the 'gaitor shoes his girl probably bought 'em
Too bad, Black ain't get the chance to extort him
Cuz Nigga's like that don't deserve to live
Word the myth
And we ain't got no love to give
For these drop shots who wanna be down
Wanna be clowns, the fail ones
I like how all that good shit sounds
And I dare one

::Hook::
I dare you
To come against me
I dare you
To defeat me
I dare you
To conquer me
You won't win

Nigga, I sleigh, you pray, kill that ass uptown
Dump yo' bitch ass back around your way
When I'm in one of those moods I can give a fuck
I mean cool, run and bungie jump off the fuckin' roof
I hear voices calling me, givin' me fits
Singing tonight's the night Black Rob, let's write these hits
In the halls of death, you get left, I'm in the top 10
Even Rocky trainer and his wife said you can't win
Scream battle, but you never fought
That's like me sayin' I got five, never ran a full court
Stab the devil in his belly, took his Pelle Pelle
Blew the spot down and slid straight to the tele
I see envious eyes, envious guys, different states
Mad we seen 'em, different cake
Rob me, tear that asshole out of place
Cuz in the end I'm the head case you gotta face
And I dare one

::Hook::
I dare you
To come against me
I dare you
To defeat me
I dare you
To conquer me
You won't win

It feels good not to be dealin' with petty cash
Me and D-Dot all we seein' now is ready cash
And ready ass, splash in the Jacuzzi
Honey from the movies, south notch cutie
Used to go to Harrah with D after the homecomin'
On my way from Kakalaka
Me and Merse was gun running
Musta done something all conspicuous
Eye of the tiger, I know these cats are sick of this
Ridiculous sayin' these cats don't love Black
This is Bad Boy, I puttin' it where it 'posed to be at
Lemme know where to put your rosary at
My enemies, I let 'em get a load of me gat
Fine, you don't believe Black real official
Playa way, get your ma's cake, and kiss you
You leavin', wasn't part of this plan
Understand it's all about the Bengi's man
And I dare one

::Hook::
I dare you
To come against me
I dare you
To defeat me
I dare you
To conquer me
You won't win
I dare you
To come against me
I dare you
To defeat me
I dare you
To come for me
You won't win
I dare you
To come against me
I dare you
To defeat me
I dare you
To conquer me
You won't win


Are you pondering what I'm pondering?


"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...
goatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed
posted on 05-31-2002 @ 12:41 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Failure to comply with these rules will result in the guilty party being anally raped by me. Test me, I dare you.
Sounds like fun - where does the line start?


Do you wanna kill a kitten? Click me!!


You can reach me through AIM or email. I really don't give a fuck as to which one you use.

Wanna play with my wood....panelling?


Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 05-31-2002 @ 12:56 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Testing.
--------------------------------------------------
Ha, I thought so.

You ain't so tough
--------------------------------------------------
I Dare You
--------------------------------------------------
Sounds like fun - where does the line start?
You people have to give me time, I'm slow at the Photoshop. But here you go, allow me to demonstrate my power on Danked...





JYD4Life... get at me dog...
mikehern
JBA gave a cool status to mikehern
posted on 05-31-2002 @ 12:58 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 02
You wouldn't dare mess with a Mountain Man.





Montani Semper Liberi

Tenbatsuzen
I deserve a status because I'm an interesting and funny guy.
posted on 05-31-2002 @ 1:04 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

You people have to give me time, I'm slow





Danked
Dankarella!
posted on 05-31-2002 @ 1:05 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
You call that power?

You're talking to MAX POWER!

When you say it you're filled with fear, but you shouldn't fear, because I'm Max Power. (or something like that....)


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 05-31-2002 @ 1:09 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
You suck at teh intimidation.




Don’t get me wrong, I am not fighting to uphold the restraints that give protection to rights fully accrued upon facts so nearly permanent as to be substantially impervious to change, rather I am for the supervision of changing conduct or conditions and are thus provisional or tentative.





Pete has no mule ears
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 05-31-2002 @ 1:21 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
Oh yeah, well take this...





JYD4Life... get at me dog...
ThereIsNoLogic
Paucity+English=Me
You can also call me Armymad
posted on 05-31-2002 @ 1:29 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 02
i don't have a sig ha ha

Syndrummer
LOOK!! All my "N"s are capitalized!!!
posted on 05-31-2002 @ 1:46 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
quote:

I declare that The Junkyard belongs to me



So why did this go up in entertainment?

Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 05-31-2002 @ 2:22 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

So why did this go up in entertainment?
Some evil mod is moving my threads, dammit! Grr.



JYD4Life... get at me dog...
Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE
Hey, smell my head!
posted on 06-04-2002 @ 5:29 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
wacky wacky people up on this board.



}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


JYD 4 LIFE!!! Who's ready to rumble?
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 06-04-2002 @ 5:35 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
OK Ants, put on the pretty white jacket.

Yes, we're going on a little trip.

It will be fine.

I PROMISE.



Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
I'm as real as cancer.
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 06-04-2002 @ 6:03 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

OK Ants, put on the pretty white jacket.




JYD4Life... get at me dog...
Austin
The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
New World Order Secret Police Chief
Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich
posted on 06-04-2002 @ 9:53 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
Ugh.

I love the Wnew's Girl, Irish Alkey, Kindredbabe, RapeFantasizer, SLASH, FTL, ClusterF@#$, Flock of Moosen, Lunababe, Brokenjaw and my brother in Rage!

Have a Question? Or Just wondering why I'm so angry?
AIM | E-mail

I act like shit dont phase me....

Inside it drives me crazy...

My insecurities could eat me alive.....



The Rage - O - Holicz Are in 1st place!
Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 11:56 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Sports :-D


opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back.
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Over The Limit



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