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| TeenWeek what's a status? | posted on 07-23-2001 @ 7:45 AM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00  | ANNA & HOCKEY HUNK SECRETLY WED By TRACY CONNOR -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- July 23, 2001 -- Tennis temptress Anna Kournikova ditched the singles game in favor of a love match and secretly tied the knot with hockey hunk Sergei Federov, it was reported today. The curvy court cutie and her iceman exchanged vows at an intimate ceremony in their native Moscow with just five guests looking on, Britain's The Sun newspaper said. The wedding reportedly took place while the rest of the tennis world was watching Wimbledon - which Kournikova skipped because of a hairline fracture in her foot. The couple rented out the register office for the entire day to keep the nuptials under wraps. Only their parents and Federov's brother were invited. "It was so lovely," Federov's mom, Natalia, told the paper. "I am very happy to be Anna's mother-in-law." Kournikova, 20, and Federov, 31, carefully timed the ceremony, a friend said. "Anna did not want to be a teen bride, so they waited until her 20th birthday," he said. "They got married during Wimbledon, when Anna was injured. She thought it would be a good time to avoid publicity." Kournikova has been dating the Detroit Red Wings star on and off since she was 15, but she ditched him last year for a rival hockey player, Pavel Bure of the Florida Panthers. After the ceremony, the newlyweds decided to skip a honeymoon and returned to their $8 million mansion in Miami. | ||||
| Mike Rotch | posted on 07-23-2001 @ 7:50 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01 | NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! "Beliefs are dangerous. Beliefs allow the mind to stop functioning. A non-functining mind is Clinically dead. Believe in nothing..." | ||||
| Opie's Sack Lunch | posted on 07-23-2001 @ 7:51 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | Now if you would have said Salma Hayek,Britney Spears or any of those hot pieces of ass I would have been sad. Is it me or does Anna Kournikova just seem like a really stuck up bitch who probably is really stupid too boot? I dunno just asking? | ||||
| Dryblood
| posted on 07-23-2001 @ 7:54 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | 31 - 20.....uuuuuchhhh well u got to give the guy credit, he was slamming her when she was 15 and he was 26 ;)  Strapped in the chair of the city's gas chamber Why I'm here I can't quite remember The surgeon general says it's hazardous to breathe I'd have another cigarette but I can't see Tell me who you're gonna believe - Guns N' Roses | ||||
| Opie's Sack Lunch | posted on 07-23-2001 @ 7:54 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | I know I know !The vag. doesn't have a brain. | ||||
| King f-tard | posted on 07-23-2001 @ 8:08 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | She is still a POA, can you imagine how Sergei is fouling her?? Gives me shivers. Wait till she gets his russian rocket in the ass. This message was edited by King f-tard on 7-23-01 @ 8:09 AM | ||||
| Sephiroth | posted on 07-23-2001 @ 8:31 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Jeez, you people act like you all had a chance, lol. Kill them all. All of them. Let the Blood flow. The Children. The Pets. The Friends. All of them. There are no Innocents. Finish them all I hate you. I hate everything you stand for. Please, for the love of christ, do not send me a E-mail | ||||
| TeenWeek what's a status? | posted on 07-23-2001 @ 8:38 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Seph, you'll be upset when Lucy Liu gets married. (j/k) | ||||
| Arpikarhu Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass. Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony. I enjoy C&BT | posted on 07-23-2001 @ 9:25 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | quote: are you kidding? hes still in mourning over the fact that connie chung is off the market. Arpi Karhu Kauppias Forever!!! graduted by CRXGIRL AIM- Arpikarhu  | ||||
| Psycho Bitch | posted on 07-23-2001 @ 9:39 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jul. 01 | Well at least she finally made up her damn mind. I don't know which was more boring, watching her play real tennis or play tennis between Federov and Bure. Wasn't she engaged to Pavel around this time last year?? I give it 6 months before she's banging the both of them again..... :P Much thanks to Grumpy and my "master" for this kick ass sig pic :) ~~Psycho Bitch~~ "The definition of insanity is repeating the same behavior over and over expecting different results" Proud graduate of Metalfan's purgatory for newbies....but still his "slavegirl" :p | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 07-23-2001 @ 9:43 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Gah damn, and I would have bet money Federov was gay and Anna was just a front all along. o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early. Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks. Email at [email protected] Frat Guy has rented one of the foster bedrooms as of 7/21. Yes ladies, another college boy is in town for you to ravage. It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard. Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener. | ||||
| Arpikarhu Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass. Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony. I enjoy C&BT | posted on 07-23-2001 @ 9:46 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | well now that shes gone lets talk about britney instead. i met her at my theater last week and she is more of an incredible piece of ass in person. Arpi Karhu Kauppias Forever!!! graduted by CRXGIRL AIM- Arpikarhu | ||||
| Sloatsburgh | posted on 07-23-2001 @ 10:21 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | From ESPN: Kournikova's father tired of wedding rumors -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reuters MOSCOW -- The father of Anna Kournikova has expressed his irritation with continuing rumors about his daughter's marital status. British newspaper The Sun reported Monday that the Russian tennis player had married her long-time boyfriend and Detroit Red Wings star Sergei Fedorov in a secret ceremony in Moscow during Wimbledon earlier this month. "To be honest with you I am sick and tired with the calls about her marriage, last year it was (Pavel) Bure, now it's Fedorov," Sergei Kournikov told Reuters by telephone on Monday. "Anna is in Florida at the moment and has begun training. Only yesterday I spoke with her on the phone and I think she would be very surprised to hear about this latest rumor," he said. "She hasn't been in Moscow since last year's Kremlin Cup (tennis tournament) in November." The Sun quoted Fedorov's mother Natalya as saying: "It was a lovely ceremony. I am very happy to be Anna's mother-in-law." When told about the quote, Kournikov said: "I don't know how Fedorov's mother would say anything about a marrage of my daughter because as far as I know she lives in Detroit." Kournikova, 20, has been out of action since February with a stress fracture of her left foot. Her agent said Kournikova would not resume playing until she was completely fit. Last year, The Mirror, another British tabloid newspaper, said that Kournikova was engaged to another Russian hockey ace Pavel Bure, who plays for the NHL's Florida Panthers. Both later denied the report.  220, 221, whatever it takes. | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 07-23-2001 @ 10:28 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Well based on Sloat's story, I stand by my opinion that Federov is gay. He just has that "pretty little faggot" look about him. o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early. Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks. Email at [email protected] Frat Guy has rented one of the foster bedrooms as of 7/21. Yes ladies, another college boy is in town for you to ravage. It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard. Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener. | ||||
| Arpikarhu Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass. Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony. I enjoy C&BT | posted on 07-23-2001 @ 10:29 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | nelson muntz walks in, "ha ha" Arpi Karhu Kauppias Forever!!! graduted by CRXGIRL AIM- Arpikarhu | ||||
| King f-tard | posted on 07-23-2001 @ 10:47 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | Federov should put her on the stanley cup and instead of everyone drinking out of it, they each get to bang her. That would make his teammates proud. | ||||
| BARRY MANILOW | posted on 07-23-2001 @ 10:59 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | So in order to bang her...you have to be rich, famous AND win the Stanley Cup? Shit, talk about setting the bar too high!  | ||||
| Ferret | posted on 07-23-2001 @ 11:06 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Further proof that hockey does permanent damage to the brain | ||||
| Francine Banger | posted on 07-23-2001 @ 2:19 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | quote: So I guess thats why she dumped Pavel's ass. Getting to Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Finals is not good enough for Anna, you have to win it! And Fedorov has 2 rings, and is now nailing that.  | ||||
| NYR2119935 | posted on 07-23-2001 @ 4:45 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 00 |        CART Taco Bell Ice Hockey MetallicA | ||||
| Cluster F | posted on 07-23-2001 @ 4:52 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | those pics just left me speechless...except why the hell are there pics with the guy with the gut in them? "I firmly believe that any man's finest hour - his greatest fulfillment to all he holds dear, is that moment when he has worked his heart out, in a good cause, and lies exhausted on the field of battle - victorious." -Vince Lombardi | ||||
| Francine Banger | posted on 07-23-2001 @ 5:23 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Now we know what NYR does in his spare time when there isnt a CART race to watch. Nice stalking. | ||||
| Sloatsburgh | posted on 07-23-2001 @ 5:27 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Ferret, GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A RUSTY ALUMINUM BAT. 220, 221, whatever it takes. | ||||
| Officer Joe Friday | posted on 07-23-2001 @ 5:52 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | Yeah as mentioned by Seph I like how a lot of you think that you had a chance to begin with. Also, I like how everytime a hot girl is dating someone he's automatically gay. Get over it guys. Sergei is just a lucky guy which doesn't make him gay. ------------------- But there's also this: there are over 5,000 men in this city, who know that being a policeman is an endless, glamourless, thankless job that's gotta be done. I know it, too, and I'm damn glad to be one of them." | ||||
| NYR2119935 | posted on 07-23-2001 @ 8:59 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 00 | Cheer up guys! Sweatin' with Anna By Jim Caple Page 2 Europe is home to many of the world's masterpieces. Michelangelo's "David" at Galleria Dell' Accademia in Florence. Monet's water lilies at L'Orangerie in Paris. Van Gogh's "Wheatfields at Cypress" at Amsterdam's Van Gogh Museum. Sweatin' with Anna By Jim Caple Page 2 Europe is home to many of the world's masterpieces. Michelangelo's "David" at Galleria Dell' Accademia in Florence. Monet's water lilies at L'Orangerie in Paris. Van Gogh's "Wheatfields at Cypress" at Amsterdam's Van Gogh Museum.  And now, there is one additional masterwork viewable only in Europe: the Anna Kournikova workout tape, playing in VCRs throughout the continent. "Basic Elements: My Complete Fitness Guide -- The Workout" is guaranteed to increase your heart rate, burn calories and reduce you to a gasping, whimpering puddle of sweat. And the effects are even greater if you actually work out while watching it. Unfortunately, for now this important contribution to cardiovascular fitness is available only in Europe. Why? Perhaps the FDA is still busy reviewing the video to make sure it is safe for males older than 18. ("I'm still a little concerned about the health risks, Hal. Rewind the segment where she does the squat thrusts.") Perhaps Europeans need a jump start, given that they smoke more than the factories in the Ruhr valley. (By the way, did you see that a Philip Morris "study" recently showed the Czech Republic "saved" about $30 million in 1999, because it didn't have to pay for the care and housing of dead smokers? Funny, you never saw that mentioned on the Joe Camel billboards.)  Or perhaps it is cruel retribution for the United States exporting all those Sylvester Stallone movies over the past decade. Whatever the reasons behind the delay, a U.S. distributor finally has acquired the right to the video, and Americans eventually will gain the many health benefits Europeans are already enjoying. Working out regularly to Anna's video improves your stamina and lung capacity, trims inches from your waistline, tones your muscles and increases your body's efficiency. And more importantly, it reduces eyestrain and anxiety from searching for all those photos of her on the Internet. On the other hand, it increases the risk of carpal tunnel syndrome from pausing and rewinding the VCR remote. Until the video's arrival on U.S. shores, however, American fans must settle for this breakdown of the workout highlights: THE ANNA WORKOUT: MINUTE BY MINUTE Time Video 10 seconds Anna introduces herself and discusses the importance a healthy workout played in all of her tournament victories. 50 seconds Anna describes the health benefits of a regular fitness routine, such as increased resistance to germs. "You wouldn't want to pick up any nasty viruses, would you?" she coos. 5 minutes "The most important part of any workout is dressing properly first," Anna says in this segment, as she models various sports bras and shorts. "Make sure you have proper support." 1 minute "Time to start," Anna says as the camera shows her from behind bending over and touching her toes. "This should get you panting." (Note: You might need somewhat less time to complete your bends, owing to the fact that for some odd reason this segment is shown in slow motion.) 1 minute "Always make sure you stretch properly," Anna says as she reaches back and pulls a tennis ball from her shorts. "Do you feel the burn yet?" 20 minutes "We're now ready for the intense part of the workout," Anna says, as she lies on the couch, places her injured left foot on a pillow and leafs through a fashion magazine. At the end of the segment, she rings a bell. "Sergei! Bring me my water bottle, I need spritzing." 2 minutes Cool down. Anna showers. You smoke a cigarette. CART Taco Bell Ice Hockey MetallicA This message was edited by Raven on 7-24-01 @ 4:37 PM | ||||
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