FU to myself and getting dressed in the dark!

[The Man]

I feel so stupid. I JUST noticed that I'm dressed like a bum!

So, I’m wearing my Ralf Lauren blue pinstripe suit. Of course I only wear Carlo Franco ties (though I might pick up some Hermes ones eventually), today a brilliant red one with some dark blue (but that’s neither here nor there). Now, rightfully, I grabbed one of my brown Versace belts, but the frustrating thing is that in my haste, I inadvertantly grabbed my black Salvatore Ferragamo shoes instead of the brown Hermes ones which looked IDENTICAL thanks to the poor lighting in my walk-in closet. So though my suit, tie, Oxxford shirt, pure silver cufflinks look wonderfully together, I’ve got black shoes on!

Luckily, nobody has noticed yet. If they did, I would JUST DIE! I’m going to have one of the assistants pick up my lunch for me so I don’t have to leave my office and have everyone notice that I’m dressed like a farmer.

UGH! How could I have been so careless?

[GreasyItalianPrincess]

How Bret Easton Ellis of you

[Toronto Hottie]

I hate it when that happens.

[GreasyItalianPrincess]

ps. Kmart has an excellent selection of "Ralf" Lauren and "Oxxford" shirts

[Toronto Hottie]

Wal-Mart has stellar shoes at bargain basement prices.

Black and brown.

[diceisgod]

They sell "light bulbs" too

[The Man]

Oxxford is the brand, mechanic.

Yes, I mispelled Ralph Lauren. I apologize

[Black Lazerus]

You're fucking up today, you need some time off.

[The Man]

you're, spook

[diceisgod]

Actually contractions are one of the toughest things to master in the English language. It's especially difficult among people from other countries trying to learn the language and morons.