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Guy I work with goes to the hospital last night with his wife so she can have their second kid.
She's 10 days overdue, so she has to get induced.
What's the first thing she does after the baby is born?
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Served him with divorce papers?
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tells him it isn't his kid?
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Ohhhh, both would be bad, Orangeagent's would be even worse, still not it.
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Suck off the delivering Ob/Gyn?
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well now you're just being foolish.
Come on people, make with the guesses. And those who may already know the story are not allowed to spoil it.
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alright...i'll take another stab at it.
ummmm...did she tell him that she wanted to put the baby up for adoption?
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She bit the umbilical cord in two with her teeth and then ate the afterbirth?
C'mon. It's got to be something bad, otherwise it would be in "It's the Bitches That'll Gitcha's."
If it ain't the divorce and/or the baby's parentage, maybe it doesn't belong here.
I bet the ending to this alleged "True Story" sucks.
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Tied her tubes.
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she died.
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