My lunch with Johnny

[Flock of Moosen]

Well, after a few weeks of debating whether or not I should actually go to lunch with Johnny, I decided why not. Hell, how bad could it be? :disappointed:

First, the fucking guy shows up with his pants down and he has his pecker in his hand. As if that wasn't bad enough, I then notice he only has one ball. Fucking freak! So, I say fuck it, since I'm already there I'll try and make the best of it. Lunch was fine and all, but then all of a sudden he just gets up and tells me he's off to the rodeo, sticking me with the check. :mad:

Do yourself a favor, if Johnny ever asks you to lunch, just say no. It's not worth the trouble.

Secret recording of my lunch with Johnny

[GreasyItalianPrincess]

fuck johnny.

[reefdwella]

Johnny wants a brain, Johnny wants to
suck on a coke
Johnny wants a woman, Johnny wants
to think of a joke
Johnny's in America

Johnny combs his hair and Johnny
wants pussy and cars

[BARRY MANILOW]

This reminds me of hitting the bar ("Fatso's" in Jersey) back in my younger days:

Ahhh

Chicks dancing on the bar
Test Tube Shots
$1 pitchers
Neon serving trays
Body Shots



Ahhhh..memories and mammalries...pin:pin:

[Six-Pack]

Johnny wants a brain, Johnny wants to
suck on a coke
Johnny wants a woman, Johnny wants
to think of a joke
Johnny's in America

Johnny combs his hair and Johnny
wants pussy and cars

[Bows down] Shit, haven't heard that one in years [/Bows down]