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- AdolescentMasturbator - 11-06-2002
Which brand is the real thing?
- LyricalGomez - 11-06-2002
I'd suggest putting more effort into getting pussy
That will elminate the need to come up with new and weird ways of jacking off
- AdolescentMasturbator - 11-06-2002
Who needs to go out and get a chick when you can walk 10 feet and get old reliable mr. towel?
- LyricalGomez - 11-06-2002
I hope you and your towel have a happy marriage
- AdolescentMasturbator - 11-06-2002
Yeah I hope the towel will enjoy it up in Vermont. She's got a hot sister if, if you want her number you know how to contact me.
- GonzoStyle - 11-06-2002
Do you put the towel back on your head when you are done? Is that how you sand people make it stay on?
- AdolescentMasturbator - 11-06-2002
No we use donkey shit for that.
- GonzoStyle - 11-06-2002
That's what I though Abdul.
Couch cushions and some lotion, preferably a leather couch.
- AdolescentMasturbator - 11-06-2002
<center>You know you want some of this hot action.
![[Image: towel.jpg]](http://www.nomarthastewart.com/images/towel.jpg)
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- Hybrid - 11-06-2002
stop harrassing me in aim. you can't have any of my towels you bastard.
- AdolescentMasturbator - 11-06-2002
Resistance is futile. Just give up the towels non-violently.
- GonzoStyle - 11-06-2002
This is another one of those terrorist schemes, it has nothing to do with masturbation. The towel heads just want more of our towels.
- Metalfan - 11-06-2002
Yes, they figure we won't notice them if they're wearing American towels
- Lord Slug - 11-06-2002
Well, that was different. I am at a loss of words. That was one of the most messed up posts that I have ever witnessed. ummmm... yeah. :clueless:
- Buttmunch - 11-06-2002
It would seem that you people are looking for this.
- Skitchr4u - 11-06-2002
i am at a complete loss for words. i still can't believe he thinks a towel is more gooder than pussy
- Goatweed - 11-06-2002
At least a towel won't complain when you fall asleep right afterwards :lol:
- OAS - 11-06-2002
A towel is better than cutting a hole into a warm watermelon? Paaaaleeeeease!
- GonzoStyle - 11-06-2002
To compare pussy to a towel one must first experience pussy.
- Maynard - 11-06-2002
I can't believe that Gomez is trying to convince us that he never masturbates.