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- LyricalGomez - 03-03-2003

Can we get off the sugar, the sugar is not the point here ok.

Ask for fucking coffee, the point is to see what she looks like


- Ken'sPen - 03-03-2003

gonzo,
after you fuck her,
ask her for some shoes.


- Hey Ladi - 03-03-2003

before or after they shoot him?

oo oo he can shuffle thru the bushes, that'll go over just as well


- Ken'sPen - 03-03-2003

Quote:he can shuffle thru the bushes

is that slang for "eat her out"?


- LyricalGomez - 03-03-2003

Well if he was thinking of bringing her the letter anyway, I don't think that's really that big a concern.


- Hey Ladi - 03-03-2003

"pardon me, but I read you mail & thought you'd fuc me to get it back" :loveya: ooo yeah


- Metalfan - 03-03-2003

she probably can't read, so you could just tell her it says in the letter to "fuck the guy that gives her the letter" then its all nicey-nice


- Ken'sPen - 03-03-2003

Dear Ladi,

I have missed you so much since I have been gone. You are so pretty. and so funny. god but I love you....
Oh yeah baby I could use some timberlands. I don't have the model number but you know the ones I likes. Not steel toed. Hate those. Want the leather laces, and the natural leather uppers. With the thick rubber soles. The ones that have the gelled instep,

Yeah baby if you get those shoes for me...
it would be great.


- Metalfan - 03-03-2003

Quote:Dear Ladi,

I have missed you so much since I have been gone. You are so pretty. and so funny. god but I love you....
Oh yeah baby I could use some timberlands. I don't have the model number but you know the ones I likes. Not steel toed. Hate those. Want the leather laces, and the natural leather uppers. With the thick rubber soles. The ones that have the gelled instep,

Yeah baby if you get those shoes for me...
it would be great.

:insert really cheezy porno music here:


- PollyannaFlower46 - 03-03-2003

You definitely have to go to the house to at the very least see what this chick looks like....I mean seriously who waits for a guy in JAIL?!


- Rape Fantasizer - 03-03-2003

Quote:How plush your life is, you live in a place where borrowing sugar isn't a weird thing that rich folks do.
I could walk to any one of my neighbors and borrow sugar, that's weird?

I thought there was a picture of them, don't you know what she looks like?


- DGW - 03-03-2003

you do realize this act is punishable by law :-o



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- PollyannaFlower46 - 03-03-2003

Please, I steal people's mail all the time! I love reading letters and then putting them back out at the mailboxes....


- Hey Ladi - 03-03-2003

Quote:thought there was a picture of them, don't you know what she looks like
picture of the sneakers ... I mean, come on, the man has priorities :crackhead:


- DGW - 03-03-2003

Polly I'm sure your future employers would like to know this
itz gonna cost you :poke:


- PollyannaFlower46 - 03-03-2003

:poke: What's it gonna cost me?


- DGW - 03-03-2003

i'll pass on the first born

i could definatley use a massage
batting cages took a toll on me :thumbs-up:


- PollyannaFlower46 - 03-03-2003

But but what if you have cooties?!


- DGW - 03-03-2003

you'd be lucky to get my cootiez


- PollyannaFlower46 - 03-03-2003

That's not what I heard.....