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- Hey Ladi - 03-28-2003

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- drusilla - 03-29-2003

Quote:my dog licked up every drop off the floor, she loves that shit.


then have her lick up the oatmeal silly

- Rape Fantasizer - 03-29-2003

I don't understand why the microwave was set with enough time to let the oatmeal explode. And why were you making oatmeal in a microwave anyhow?

- crx girl - 03-29-2003

you can make oatmeal without a microwave?

- drusilla - 03-29-2003

i hate oatmeal

- Rape Fantasizer - 03-29-2003

I'm sure you can make just about anything in a microwave, but i've honestly never made oatmeal in one. I've always boiled water in a teapot and poured it into the bowl that I emptied the contents of the packet into.

- Sweet Angel - 03-29-2003

I think you can make the "quick oats" type of oatmeal (in the canister) in the microwave. I just use the packets. We have a water thingy at work and it has piping hot water, so I don't even have to wait for water to boil.

- Rape Fantasizer - 03-29-2003

I've never used the canister oatmeal, just the packets. Who needs to be bothered measuring out the right amount when you can buy it pre-measured?

- Sweet Angel - 03-29-2003

Exactly! :thumbs-up:

- Danked - 03-29-2003

I make my maid make oatmeal for me. I can't be bothered to find out how she does it.

- GonzoStyle - 03-29-2003

it's only 800.

- Danked - 03-29-2003

The oatmeal is solid gold and contains not raisins, but emeralds, rubies, and diamonds.

- GonzoStyle - 03-29-2003

it ain't nothin but a thang.

- Danked - 03-29-2003

I employ two sick and starving little Guatemalen boys with no shoes to spoonfeed it to me.

- GonzoStyle - 03-29-2003

Damn, that's better than my eating the oatmeal with my "family" of eggplants. All I got is my bitch of a mother who won't do shit, I gotta take a whip to the whore.

- Danked - 03-29-2003

Only the finest things in life for me.

- GonzoStyle - 03-29-2003

Wanna fly down to canada real quick for some maple syrup for our oatmeal?

- Danked - 03-29-2003

Peasant.

You fly up to Canada!

I'll have my chauffeur scoot us to the airport immediately.

- GonzoStyle - 03-29-2003

You drive down to the airport, i'll have the jet lift off from the front lawn.

- Danked - 03-29-2003

Now I'm jealous.

I want a runway! I want a runway now!