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+--- Thread: Guess what I just did in my company's bathroom? (/showthread.php?tid=7737)
- Goatweed - 11-06-2003
did you buy a bag of weed ? Every job I've ever had always had that one guy that hooked up those who were "interested in that sorta thing".
- The Sleeper - 11-06-2003
well...what did you do?!!!
- diceisgod - 11-06-2003
This better be worthy of "page two" suspense.
- Goatweed - 11-06-2003
seriously - there's only so much a person can do in a bathroom, especially at work.
- diceisgod - 11-06-2003
If this bitch gets to page three there better be a fucking dead body in that bathroom.
- Keyser Soze - 11-06-2003
created this thread via some sort of web enabled device.
- Galt - 11-06-2003
I
get this
on the toilet
was
you're not going to believe this
I was tired
so
I can't believe I did this
set my phone alarm
I'm so insane
took a 30 minute nap
I believe I am the first person to ever do that.
- The Sleeper - 11-06-2003
this is gonna be as dissapointing as Galt's "Guess what my girlfriend just said to me" thread
- Galt - 11-06-2003
yeah. that was bad.
But the upshot was that I fucked her last night while her boyfriend sat at home.
- Keyser Soze - 11-06-2003
she so OWNS you
- The Sleeper - 11-06-2003
you are definetly not the first person to fall asleep on a toilet, have you ever heard of homeless people?
- Galt - 11-06-2003
but I did it on purpose. I strategized and set my alarm.
She came to me. I have hand.
- The Sleeper - 11-06-2003
you are her fuck buddy on the side, nice dude!
- diceisgod - 11-06-2003
I'm feeling a bit fatigued myself all of a sudden.
- Goatweed - 11-06-2003
toilet napping? how is that even comfortable?
- Galt - 11-06-2003
fuck buddy from 250 miles away
- Galt - 11-06-2003
I propped my arms up on the toilet dispensor and rested my head in my hands. Like sleeping on a bus or plane.
- Keyser Soze - 11-06-2003
for all the money Galt supposedly makes you would think he'd have his own office where he could close the door and nap in. i used to do that until they moved us to the Princeton office.
- Galt - 11-06-2003
AH!!!!!!
I don't make that much money. I never said I did. I don't have an office. I'm a useless training. Bottom of the totem pole.
- Goatweed - 11-06-2003
I dunno if that would work at my place, the stalls don't really provide much in the way of something to lean on - and the paper dispensers are a little high. The handicapped stalls have that bar on the wall though, that might work.