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- GonzoStyle - 12-07-2004

It was 7 years ago today that I forced my girlfriend to have an abortion, she cried afterwards and told me that we're going to hell. I said that atleast we didnt have to be bothered with a screaming shit machine who would eventually grow up to become an ungrateful fuck and end up costing me thousands in bail money and rehab... we kinda broke up after that.

- Gooch - 12-07-2004

I think I jizzed on a chink on this date last year. My cock felt like the U.S.S. Oklahoma, after.

- Mad - 12-07-2004

Did you bronze the coat hanger to commemorate the event?

- Buttmunch - 12-07-2004

Gooch Wrote:I think I jizzed on a chink on this date last year. My cock felt like the U.S.S. Oklahoma, after.
I guess that's better than feeling like the U.S.S. Arizona.

- Gooch - 12-07-2004

yeah, i hate that sinking feeling

- Mad - 12-07-2004

Shit dick.

- GonzoStyle - 12-07-2004

Mad Wrote:Did you bronze the coat hanger to commemorate the event?
I said I took her to get one, i ain't no fuckin savage.

- TheGMANN - 12-07-2004

Gooch Wrote:I think I jizzed on a chink on this date last year. My cock felt like the U.S.S. Oklahoma, after.
Was this a massage with a "happy ending" ?

- Gooch - 12-07-2004

she knew the way to my heart


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- GonzoStyle - 12-07-2004

I woulda been an awesome dad.

- Goatweed - 12-07-2004

you would have ripped him apart the first time he touched your DVD's.

- IrishAlkey - 12-07-2004

You never run out of stories.

- Keyser Soze - 12-07-2004

he's like the readers digest of sociopaths

- GonzoStyle - 12-07-2004

IrishAlkey Wrote:You never run out of stories.
It wasn't really much of a story just a vaugue description of the event. If it was a story I would have included the part where I said "plus it's gonna ruin your pussy forever".