December seventh, a date which will live in infamy

GonzoStyle · 12-07-2004, 01:21 PM

It was 7 years ago today that I forced my girlfriend to have an abortion, she cried afterwards and told me that we're going to hell. I said that atleast we didnt have to be bothered with a screaming shit machine who would eventually grow up to become an ungrateful fuck and end up costing me thousands in bail money and rehab... we kinda broke up after that.

Gooch · 12-07-2004, 02:37 PM

I think I jizzed on a chink on this date last year. My cock felt like the U.S.S. Oklahoma, after.

Mad · 12-07-2004, 02:39 PM

Did you bronze the coat hanger to commemorate the event?

Buttmunch · 12-07-2004, 03:21 PM

Gooch Wrote:I think I jizzed on a chink on this date last year. My cock felt like the U.S.S. Oklahoma, after.

I guess that's better than feeling like the U.S.S. Arizona.

Gooch · 12-07-2004, 04:25 PM

yeah, i hate that sinking feeling

Mad · 12-07-2004, 04:29 PM

Shit dick.

GonzoStyle · 12-07-2004, 04:37 PM

Mad Wrote:Did you bronze the coat hanger to commemorate the event?

I said I took her to get one, i ain't no fuckin savage.

TheGMANN · 12-07-2004, 04:58 PM

Gooch Wrote:I think I jizzed on a chink on this date last year. My cock felt like the U.S.S. Oklahoma, after.

Was this a massage with a "happy ending" ?

Gooch · 12-07-2004, 05:02 PM

she knew the way to my heart

GonzoStyle · 12-07-2004, 06:38 PM

I woulda been an awesome dad.

Goatweed · 12-07-2004, 08:51 PM

you would have ripped him apart the first time he touched your DVD's.

IrishAlkey · 12-07-2004, 09:08 PM

You never run out of stories.

Keyser Soze · 12-07-2004, 09:10 PM

he's like the readers digest of sociopaths

GonzoStyle · 12-07-2004, 09:57 PM

IrishAlkey Wrote:You never run out of stories.

It wasn't really much of a story just a vaugue description of the event. If it was a story I would have included the part where I said "plus it's gonna ruin your pussy forever".