I have blue balls - Please help me

Ken'sPen · 08-08-2002, 11:45 AM

Quote:GonzoStyle
I AM THE BALLS TO KENS COCK.

My Balls seem oh so blue......

can anyone help to make them happy again?

Hey Ladi · 08-08-2002, 12:36 PM

Intorduce them to Mr Hand

Metalfan · 08-08-2002, 12:41 PM

Aren't racquetballs blue?

Hey Ladi · 08-08-2002, 12:45 PM

Ken has prostetic balls!! :bouncer:

Ken'sPen · 08-08-2002, 01:10 PM

This is a serious problem,
you people aren't helping.....

Galt · 08-08-2002, 01:26 PM

find a wet spot.

Corpsegrinder13 · 08-08-2002, 01:35 PM

Pocket pool is your answer...

Ken'sPen · 08-08-2002, 01:41 PM

I think you are all missing the point of my thead.....

but pocket pool IS always fun.

Hey Ladi · 08-08-2002, 01:42 PM

We did a pointing thread already

DGW · 08-08-2002, 01:43 PM

So it's official that you're a dick?

Ken'sPen · 08-08-2002, 01:44 PM

NOOOOOOOO
I am a cock,
and Gonzo is my balls,
and my balls are blue,

I try to play with them,
but nothing seems to make them happy.

poooooor Gonzo.

Corpsegrinder13 · 08-08-2002, 01:49 PM

Quote:I think you are all missing the point of my thead.....

your threads have points??? HOLY SHIT!!!! Who'd have known!!

Hey Ladi · 08-08-2002, 01:50 PM

Call VG, she can cup him, he really wants a piece of that anyway :thumbs-up:

Ken'sPen · 08-08-2002, 02:02 PM

well there goes another paycheck
two bucks at a time.

Hey Ladi · 08-08-2002, 02:25 PM

Yes, but you won't need to disinfect your own hand afterwards.

Ken'sPen · 08-08-2002, 02:36 PM

:crackhead:

that explains your massive vibrator collection huh?

PollyannaFlower46 · 08-08-2002, 02:38 PM

Ken, go to Dunkin Doughnuts, buy a jelly doughnut, and f' it.....it will be kinda warm and gooey inside so you can pretend its a real woman....granted she'll be on the rag....but a woman nonetheless.

Ken'sPen · 08-08-2002, 02:42 PM

POLLY,
PLEASE,
this is not about me getting laid,
rather my morose friend Gonzo!!!

he needs to be cheered up.

But I think I will get a boston cream,
so when I am done it will seem like "she" REALLY enjoyed it.

Hey Ladi · 08-08-2002, 02:47 PM

Quote:that explains your massive vibrator collection huh?

No, it means men can't vibrate & circle & all that, at the same time. :thumbs-up: Don't feel inadequate.... I'll let you wash it when I'm done.

Ken'sPen · 08-08-2002, 02:56 PM

And ladi by suggesting you had a massive collection I did not mean to imply that you have a large number of vibrators and dildos....

just that the ones you have are massive.