Strip clubs - Don't go without your own girl

LyricalGomez · 11-05-2002, 03:07 AM

Obviously we are not familiar with math

Why is naked better than more gooder?

Does'nt make sense, does it?

Naked pussy = more gooder does

And I said stirp because that's what the title originally said assmonkey

FAST FREDDY · 11-05-2002, 03:11 AM

Quote:assmonkey

LOL

mokey:

LyricalGomez · 11-05-2002, 03:13 AM

:thumbs-up:

IrishAlkey · 11-05-2002, 04:38 AM

I went with Silera.

She got all the attention.

I was ignored.

PollyannaFlower46 · 11-05-2002, 05:08 AM

I never went....I want to go....I think.....

drusilla · 11-05-2002, 05:10 AM

Quote:There's nothing like watching a childhood friend all grow up and getting a lap dance and her nipples rubbed and bitten.

yeah, that is such a comfortable feeling to have your 4 best guy friends from high school witnessing that

Keyser Soze · 11-05-2002, 08:05 AM

Quote:Ha. Jon thinks he's Keyser or something.

summer of 98, i was DJing in my buddys strip bar. i was banging one of the dancers there, she calls me one day and says she wants to bring her friend over next time. we get a place down in sea bright off the beach. i nailed them at least 5 times that night and hit the other one in the morning while the other one was sleeping. 2 smoking blondes, fucking nymphos.

i can't stand strip clubs now though. i had my fill of them that summer. too much teasing and no payoff. my pimphand was strong when i worked in one but i have yet to bring one home as a customer, which i rarely am these days.

nerdo5 · 11-05-2002, 09:45 PM

Quote:but i have yet to bring one home as a customer

impossible. if you're a customer, that is exactly what you are. no extra treats, unless it's for money.