Nuptials - Spouses, your expertise please

[Splatterpunk]

Get busy. So far you're 0 and 0

[IrishAlkey]

It'll be more exciting if we wait until the night before.

[Splatterpunk]

K. Bring Tang champagne and a weapon.

[IrishAlkey]

Sex with you must be an obstacle course.

[Splatterpunk]

Only until we get away

[IrishAlkey]

Til death do us part... or 10 pm.

[Splatterpunk]

Such a romancer. Just bring prizes

[GonzoStyle]

Yeah I am jewish but don't expect me not to watch TV on friday night, I don't go for that religious observance nonsense. God is all well and good but he ain't fuckin with my Friday Night Fights on ESPN.

[Galt]

Tell you what. Have an awkaward and sexually depressing night with me and you'll remember how good you have it with your fiance. I'll turn you off to all other men

[Splatterpunk]

I bet Gonz wears a yarmulke.

Galt might turn me into a lesbian.

[Keyser Soze]

i was thinking arpi

[Splatterpunk]

Splatterpunkarhu.

Hm.

[Ken'sPen]

I'd scratch your eyes out if you look at him.

[Splatterpunk]

My vision has never been very good anyway.

[Ken'sPen]

then apri just may be your man,

I think you'd be a "10" together.

[Splatterpunk]

Will you be my flower girl, Ken?

[Ken'sPen]

What color are the gowns?

[Splatterpunk]

The ceremony is in my trailer park. We're all going for the Hefty arm-cutouts-and-a-sash look. How do you wear shiny green?

[Ken'sPen]

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
you should marry Arpi,
I see the 80s commercial in a whole new light,

wimpy wimpy wimpy,
hefty hefty hefty......

[Splatterpunk]

You passed the opportunity for the doublewide joke. I think you're slipping.