Hello, friends in christ - A prayer

[Arthur Dent]

If Christ was nailed to a cross and died on a Friday, Why did it take a week to rise to heaven. Did St. Peter have trouble verifying his references?

Uhmm...Peter was still alive and hanging out with the rest of them in some house trying to figure out what to do next.

Did he really end up banging Mary Magdeline after that whole "he who is free of sin" thing?

According to the Agnostic Gospels, YES. I'd prefer to think the guy didn't die a virgin. :crackhead: