So I spent the last 24 hours in jail.

[Keyser Soze]

I actually did check my messages from the cell. You see cell phones allow you to call them and check your messages from another phone. I know, its a unbelievable concept, try and grasp it. I was happy to hear they called and tried to reach me.

I purposely did not eat anything they tried to give us so I wouldnt have to crunch in the common toilet.

Does this increase my street cred? I think I would rather not gone through this experience than gain whatever ancillary benefits it may have provided me with. I did get to learn how jailhouse dealing goes down, lots of wheeling and dealing for smokes and drugs in there. I also met Michael Pittman in there, he said he is going to suck this year!