Handless masturbation

[AdolescentMasturbator]

Which brand is the real thing?

[LyricalGomez]

I'd suggest putting more effort into getting pussy

That will elminate the need to come up with new and weird ways of jacking off

[AdolescentMasturbator]

Who needs to go out and get a chick when you can walk 10 feet and get old reliable mr. towel?

[LyricalGomez]

I hope you and your towel have a happy marriage

[AdolescentMasturbator]

Yeah I hope the towel will enjoy it up in Vermont. She's got a hot sister if, if you want her number you know how to contact me.

[GonzoStyle]

Do you put the towel back on your head when you are done? Is that how you sand people make it stay on?

[AdolescentMasturbator]

No we use donkey shit for that.

[GonzoStyle]

That's what I though Abdul.

Couch cushions and some lotion, preferably a leather couch.

[AdolescentMasturbator]

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[Hybrid]

stop harrassing me in aim. you can't have any of my towels you bastard.

[AdolescentMasturbator]

Resistance is futile. Just give up the towels non-violently.

[GonzoStyle]

This is another one of those terrorist schemes, it has nothing to do with masturbation. The towel heads just want more of our towels.

[Metalfan]

Yes, they figure we won't notice them if they're wearing American towels

[Lord Slug]

Well, that was different. I am at a loss of words. That was one of the most messed up posts that I have ever witnessed. ummmm... yeah. :clueless:

[Buttmunch]

It would seem that you people are looking for this.

[Skitchr4u]

i am at a complete loss for words. i still can't believe he thinks a towel is more gooder than pussy

[Goatweed]

At least a towel won't complain when you fall asleep right afterwards :lol:

[OAS]

A towel is better than cutting a hole into a warm watermelon? Paaaaleeeeease!

[GonzoStyle]

To compare pussy to a towel one must first experience pussy.

[Maynard]

I can't believe that Gomez is trying to convince us that he never masturbates.