So I get the mail today...

DGW · 03-06-2003, 01:24 AM

what about condomz?
sugar is easy

Rape Fantasizer · 03-06-2003, 01:27 AM

I don't like condoms, so I wouldn't have the need to borrow those.

DGW · 03-06-2003, 01:30 AM

but on one nite standz and such
yah pop a hat on the jimmie

Rape Fantasizer · 03-06-2003, 01:34 AM

One night stands generally would never be at my house, it's way too far from anything. So then I wouldn't be near a neighbor to borrow a condom. :-D

PollyannaFlower46 · 03-06-2003, 05:14 AM

If she's so hideous, can you imagine what he looks like....if he allegedly masturbates to her nightly?! :lol:

GonzoStyle · 03-06-2003, 05:17 AM

No, I never imagined what he looks like.

SYNTuesday · 03-06-2003, 02:07 PM

Good answer.

GonzoStyle · 03-06-2003, 06:23 PM

I did buy myself new sneakers yesterday, maybe I can mail him the shoebox.

With the fuckin huge boats I wear he can make a seperate room out of it. Or I can put my raggy old torn shoes in there.

PatCooper · 03-06-2003, 10:19 PM

Oh sure your buying new sneakers when you cant get your mom a birthday card!!!!!!!

Nigga check yourself...

GonzoStyle · 03-06-2003, 10:50 PM

My sneakers were torn in the front, the looked they were puppets with moving mouths. I only paid 35 bucks for them, I did eventually get her a card though... I printed one off the internet.

2 tired 2 give N F · 03-06-2003, 10:52 PM

Quote:I printed one off the internet

Classy...

GonzoStyle · 03-06-2003, 10:53 PM

It was from the heart.

2 tired 2 give N F · 03-06-2003, 10:55 PM

True the thought is what matters most...

GonzoStyle · 03-06-2003, 10:57 PM

Like the pretty letter you wrote me :loveya:

I got it today, I am gonna frame it, shoulda used a fresh sheet of paper though, I can't frame both sides.

Danked · 03-06-2003, 11:05 PM

Letter? What about the check!?

Where's our beer money?

GonzoStyle · 03-06-2003, 11:07 PM

the letter was so deep, I bet tomato boy got someone else to write it.

He even autographed it.

Danked · 03-06-2003, 11:08 PM

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE CHECK!?

2 tired 2 give N F · 03-06-2003, 11:10 PM

:-( you makin fun of my letter...

GonzoStyle · 03-06-2003, 11:11 PM

I was gonna start a sequel to "I got the mail today" just for tomato boy.

I put it in my checking account, I'll write you out a check for a pabst blue ribbon.

2 tired 2 give N F · 03-06-2003, 11:12 PM

PBR eh? Why not get Natty Light? It's cheaper...