Normal sized ice cube rectangular tray. Three and only three. Two is just wrong. The ice cubes end up dissipating by the end of the drink. Three cubes is perfect. It makes the soda or juice perfectly cold and yummy yummy.
And if you put ice in milk or beer, I will hunt you down and mock you heartily.
I will admit, I did leave myself open not taking into account you rich folk with your lazy-ass negro like "ice cube makers"
HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
I put Ice In my milk, so bring the mockery, muthafucka.
And three Is exactly the right amount. Two just doesn't do the job.
You can even go so far as to add FOUR, If you're feeling saucy, but I would only recommend that for professionals.
That just made me think of something.
You know when you're a kid, you think everybody does things at their house the same as you do at yours? And then you go to a friends house and see that they put their soda on the floor In a closet, or keep their fruit In a bowl on the table Instead of In the fridge? Didn't that make you think they were some kind of freaks? I mean, c'mon, who eats warm Entenmans donuts? Everybody knows they're better when the chocolate gets cold and hard, right?
Maybe I need to get more sleep.
I always thought it was weird when I was over at a friends house, and around 6 the mom would come into the room and say "Dinner time!", and the family would all sit around the table and eat and talk about the day they had and such. My friends families were wacky!