Things you wish you knew - Warning labels

[Hey Ladi]

Ok, so I'm IMing at work again & thinking how nice it would be if people came with warning lables.

Warning: bad in bed
Warning: will spend all your $$$
Warning: bites during head
Warning: hung like a chipmunk
Warning: will drone on endlessly about sports/shopping till you are so numb you want to drive a pencil into your own ear so that you need to be rushed to the hospital

What do you wish you knew before you went into the deal?

[kindred]

Warning: I'm a dick. I know I'm a dick. I'm not going to change. Don't waste your time.

[Skitchr4u]

warning: i am a needy bitch, and will take away all your time and won't let you see your friends

[Ree]

Warning: I have genital herpes and won't tell you about it.

:lol:

[Lord Magus]

Warning: Do yourself a favor.. don't even get into it, that way you won't have to get over it, 'cause you sure as Hell ain't getting it.

[Mad]

Warning: Smells like low tide. Your dick will shrink from the nasty stink.

Warning: Psycho bitch from Hell. Prepare to change your phone number and address to escape the evil.

[JimmyBlueEyes]

Warning: I smoke like a chimney, and I work a lot of overtime so I can't spend a lot of time with you.
Warning: I tell really bad jokes and am preoccupied with lots of sex.

[Sloatsburgh]

Don't let the bitch push you out.

[DGW]

warning: i have a kid (that's just for the woman who don't tell)

warning: i have 3 catz and my house smellz a bit of pee

[Danked]

I wonder who the sad sack she was IMing is.

[Hey Ladi]

no no I wasn't rejecting the IMer, it was a discussion of other people :thumbs-up:

[LZMF1]

<span style='font-size:27pt;line-height:100%'>WARNING!</span>: i am a psycho bitch, i will cheat on you if i get more than 2 beers in me, my entire family is mental, get ready for a few months of great sex but be prepared for all the baggage that comes with me!!!

[Lord Magus]

So.. LZ... mind if I buy your woman a few rounds???

[LZMF1]

magoo, she's all yours. i dated the psycho slut from Hell when i was a senior in high school back in 1989.

she's the one that came to mind when i first read this thread.

[Hey Ladi]

my entire family is mental

LZ why are you warning against yourself... that's not a very flattering picture ;-)

[PollyannaFlower46]

Warning: I'm gay

Its funny now, but so not funny when it happened.

[LZMF1]

see kindred's warning.....it kind of applies to me.

[Ree]

Warning: Tits are smaller than they appear

[Jack]

Warning: I only want to use you to get to know your friend.

[Keyser Soze]

Warning: I'm flawless except for lack of a Brazlian wax.