Things you wish you knew - Warning labels

[DGW]

warning: those aren't razor bumpz

[Sweet Angel]

Warning: I'll tell you everything you want to hear, but cheat on you every chance I get.

Warning: I'll choose my friends over you every time.

Warning: I'll tell you I'm working late, but I'm really out.

Warning: If you love games, I'm the guy for you.

[Arthur Dent]

Warning: I'll string you along for weeks just to make myself feel good, even if I don't like you.

[kindred]

Warning: I say I'm going to call, but I really am not going to.

[LZMF1]

warning: my left breast is larger than the right one. (magoo, are you still interested in her?)