Don't forget Mother's Day this SUnday.

Teenweek · 05-06-2003, 12:18 PM

Be nice to your mom. Give her a hug, tell her you love her, give her some flowers or a Vermont Teddy bear.

FNMoron · 05-06-2003, 12:20 PM

...thank you Mr. Hallmark Rolleyes

Danked · 05-06-2003, 12:32 PM

Your wife made you post this, didn't she?

Teenweek · 05-06-2003, 12:39 PM

No, but she is a mother so I had to buy her something.

Danked · 05-06-2003, 12:41 PM

How's the little one? Asking to borrow the car yet?

Teenweek · 05-06-2003, 12:51 PM

Nope. She sleeps, eats, poops, pees, burps, spits up. But she is the greatest thing in the world to me and every time I look at her I melt.

The Sleeper · 05-06-2003, 12:59 PM

:29:

Hey Ladi · 05-06-2003, 01:04 PM

Quote:every time I look at her I melt.

ooo, you're in trouble

"pleeeeeeze Daddy, buy my a pony"

Teenweek · 05-06-2003, 01:09 PM

Quote:ooo, you're in trouble

She is not even a month old yet. They are so cute and innocent now. I am sure I will toughen up as she gets older. Hopefully.

Goatweed · 05-06-2003, 01:57 PM

My wife bought me a Vermont Teddy Bear for Valentine's day a few years ago, and had it sent here to the job - it was one of the most embarrassing days I've ever had. Carrying the box home on the ferry was also a pleasure.

Danked · 05-06-2003, 01:58 PM

My ex gave me a Gund teddy bear after a car accident. I kept it in my new car for good luck! :5:

Metalfan · 05-06-2003, 05:28 PM

Quote:"pleeeeeeze Daddy, buy my a pony"

Sadly, I have heard that already from my 5-year old :disappointed:

LyricalGomez · 05-06-2003, 05:31 PM

I assured my mother I would not put her in a home yet

That is my present to her

Metalfan · 05-06-2003, 05:32 PM

So you're still relegating her to that refrigerator box on the corner.....what a son :4:

LyricalGomez · 05-06-2003, 05:33 PM

Yes I'm relegating her to the box on the corner

diceisgod · 05-07-2003, 03:26 AM

Look up mom in the thesarus. The word cunt will be there. They're all the same so don't kid yourself.

PlasticMan · 05-07-2003, 06:28 AM

For Mother's Day, I'm going to teach the young'n to do this: :5:

No really. I've already got her to make the pinchy motion when I say, "Sophie, I'm squishing your head!"

She's going to be really screwed up some day...

Kid Afrika · 05-07-2003, 07:17 AM

If you would give a Vermont teddy bear, you suck at teh gift-giving.

Kingpin · 05-07-2003, 07:19 PM

Better than getting nothing like my Mom is getting. :26:

The Jays · 05-07-2003, 10:07 PM

... last year I graduated college on Mother's Day... that was my gift to my mom...