08-14-2003, 03:35 PM
...and now it looks like I wet myself. :9:
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08-14-2003, 03:35 PM
...and now it looks like I wet myself. :9:
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08-14-2003, 03:36 PM
Loser
08-14-2003, 03:40 PM
wet a paper towel and try to pat it clean, or else it will stain.
08-14-2003, 03:44 PM
I should really keep an extra pair of pants in the car.
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08-14-2003, 03:47 PM
I used to do that, but then they would smell like the trunk - and who wants to wear pants that smell awful?
08-14-2003, 03:51 PM
Who wants to wear pants that look like they are incontinent?
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<font color = maroon size = 1> Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.
08-14-2003, 03:51 PM
I fixed it. I took a permanent marker, drew arrows to the various stains, and wrote COFFEE, so that people would know the difference.
I also bought more creamer. Everything is right in the world again.
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08-14-2003, 04:08 PM
So now people think you're either a complete clutz, or you lack bladder control and are a liar. I suggest quitting your job.
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<font color = maroon size = 1> Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.
08-14-2003, 04:09 PM
I left a question mark next to a stain of suspicious origin.
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08-14-2003, 04:14 PM
One time I forgot to do the follow up jiggle and not only did it look like I pissed myself...I did.
08-14-2003, 04:14 PM
I'm beginning to realize your problems go slightly deeper than stained pants
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<font color = maroon size = 1> Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.
08-14-2003, 04:24 PM
if it's brown people won't think you wet yourself.
They'll think you had an assplosion.
08-14-2003, 04:30 PM
that happens when I wash up in the restroom at work - there's always water on the sink, and when I bend to wash up I get my pants wet, giving the illusion I pissed myself. It's annoying.
08-14-2003, 04:43 PM
We are a bunch of incontinent internet geeks.
Let's all just admit it.
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08-14-2003, 04:53 PM
I admit to nothing.
08-14-2003, 04:58 PM
Danked Wrote:We are a bunch of incontinent internet geeks.Who is the we you speak of?
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<font color = maroon size = 1> Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.
08-14-2003, 05:00 PM
i am not incontinent!
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08-14-2003, 05:11 PM
He meant to say incompetent..
I see right through his cover-up. :-( |
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