So I spent the last 24 hours in jail.

Galt · 08-25-2003, 03:46 AM

Wow, Vegas took a bath on the DUI odds.

Keyser Soze · 08-25-2003, 03:47 AM

Funny you actually got it right, it was a DUI and not a DWI.

crx girl · 08-25-2003, 03:48 AM

that doesn't make any sense. what's the point of having a set limit if they're going to arrest you for being under that anyway? if they're gonna do that they should just make the limit 0.

Goatweed · 08-25-2003, 03:50 AM

it's called "quota".

HollywoodJewMoses · 08-25-2003, 03:50 AM

this belongs in the golden age, next to the post about the voyeur bus

Keyser Soze · 08-25-2003, 03:50 AM

I think a DUI is between .06-.079, and DWI is .08 and above.

diceisgod · 08-25-2003, 03:51 AM

Quote:they should just make the limit 0.

They aren't trying to make sense so much as they are trying to fuck you over.

Goatweed · 08-25-2003, 03:51 AM

I was thinking about the VB thing too! OMG GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE!!!!

HedCold · 08-25-2003, 04:42 AM

is this an attempt to increase your street cred?

Goatweed · 08-25-2003, 04:44 AM

did you hand out any Project Pseudo "playing at" flyers while you were incarcerated?

Galt · 08-25-2003, 06:11 AM

Did they let you keep the orange jumpsuit? Because you would get mad pussy at your next show wearing that thing.

HedCold · 08-25-2003, 06:12 AM

pick out a bitchin' mask to go with the jumpsuit

Galt · 08-25-2003, 06:13 AM

AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

bands + Masks = scarycrazydopeinsane

HedCold · 08-25-2003, 06:15 AM

you forgot jumpsuit in that equation

Doc · 08-25-2003, 12:21 PM

So did you have to take a dump in the common toilet?

Bland · 08-25-2003, 04:39 PM

I can't get over how stupid his friends are. They called his machine to see if he needed to be bailed out. Did they thinek h would be checking his messages from the cell?

Keyser Soze · 08-25-2003, 04:44 PM

I actually did check my messages from the cell. You see cell phones allow you to call them and check your messages from another phone. I know, its a unbelievable concept, try and grasp it. I was happy to hear they called and tried to reach me.

I purposely did not eat anything they tried to give us so I wouldnt have to crunch in the common toilet.

Does this increase my street cred? I think I would rather not gone through this experience than gain whatever ancillary benefits it may have provided me with. I did get to learn how jailhouse dealing goes down, lots of wheeling and dealing for smokes and drugs in there. I also met Michael Pittman in there, he said he is going to suck this year!

Bland · 08-25-2003, 05:19 PM

Cell phones? Sounds like witchcraft.

Velociti · 08-25-2003, 05:23 PM

you drink, you drive, you LOSE

Keyser Soze · 08-25-2003, 08:15 PM

I also found it disturbing that so many young minorites are locked up for petty shit. The system is holding down kids who otherwise would be afforded much more opportunity if they lived in my neighborhood where I grew up. Its a socio-economic problem and a trap that forces those in the ghetto to remain there.