I went to my bank this morning - true story

[diceisgod]

and on one of the counters there's a jar with complementary lolipops in it. And on this jar there's a very professional looking label/sign on it and read: "Citizens Bank. In here lollipops are only the beginning." The more I think about it the more I laugh.

[Goatweed]

did you take one?

[Mad]

After giving the teller a hold up note, I doubt it.

[diceisgod]

I asked the teller for a blow job. He shook his head and said, "No no....it don't work that way..." Thats the last thing i remember

[GonzoStyle]

You shoulda taken a lollipop and backed up then proceeding with singing "I am a member of the lollipop guild".

I bet she woulda sucked you off then.

[Galt]

the beginning of what?

[Danked]

Maybe tomorrow they'll be giving out newborn babies or something.

[GonzoStyle]

On the good ship lollipop!!!!

:dances:

[GonzoStyle]

the beginning of what?

It might be one of them visual things where they mock you without mocking you.

Like taking candy from a baby.

[diceisgod]

There new slogan is gonna be "Citizens Bank: Suck This"

[GonzoStyle]

I'd go with "Citizens Bank, D.I.G. banks here"

[PatCooper]

Maybe tomorrow they'll be giving out newborn babies or something.

Doubt it tomorrow's Sunday.