I finally took the time to get my password sent back to me. I kept forgetting it while I was pregnant. Yep....news. I had my baby on the 30th of December 2009, at 6:44pm. We have a new listener now....his name is Alexander....So happy to be back.

It happens every year. Some dick in a truck pulls out in front of me.

Happy New Year my fellow spite board members lol. No but seriously happy new year everybody!

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I got 19 correct.

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God rest you Glenn Closes's Dad

ONE - I was walking through the cemetery this morning and saw a guy crouching down behind a tombstone. I said, "Morning." He said, "No, just taking a shit."


TWO - When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked Him to forgive me.


THREE - My girlfriend was in labor with our first child. She was shouting, "Get this out of me! Give me the drugs!" She looked at me and yelled, "You did this to me, you bastard!" I casually replied, "If you remember, I wanted to stick it up your ass but you said, 'That would hurt too much'."


FOUR - I went to an extremely attractive female doctor today for my annual checkup. She told me that I had to quit masturbating. I asked why and she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you."

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I'm thinking of buying a gps systems and was looking for some help on what would be good. I am looking for something that I can map out mulitple destinations at once. Any help would be great. Thanks!